QuintonCharles

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Inspiration by QuintonCharles, literature

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Inspiration

Inspiration 'Jam is a shorter word than marmalade, yet it spreads just as far.' Jeremy's granddad. Well, now that that's out of my system, I better bring this story to a close. I guess I'm only really stalling it because I'm scared at the thought of not actually having a reason to open this rather large Word file. I really should get around to finishing it, though, because well, heck. It'll free up some time rather, those times when I can actually be bothered to open up Word and let my fingers buzz away on the battered keyboard of this laptop (this story file, or ramifications thereof, has seen three laptops of mine, I believe) ...

Vici by QuintonCharles, literature

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Vici

Vici 'The ultimate evil is to leave the company of the living before you die.' - Anonymous You were probably expecting the title of this chapter to not be Vici , because you probably thought that I would want to 'lure' you into presuming that the silliness of this story means that everything must be parodied or made original. Well, perhaps I was lacking inspiration for something original. And anyway, there are loads of supposedly original ones out there anyway: Veni, Vidi, Vomit , for example. I think my problem lies in my lack of reading fiction. Recently, the only books I've read have been non-fiction biographies, New Scientist mag...

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Inspiration by QuintonCharles, literature

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Inspiration

Vici by QuintonCharles, literature

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Vici

Vidi by QuintonCharles, literature

Literature

Vidi

Vidi 'Without chaos, nothing can exist; without order, nothing can evolve.' - Anonymous But, the bubble of captivity that you were placed in it would remain stable so long as The Reader is confident in the character I portrayed? Surely you've answered your own questioning statement there: you weren't very good at doing 'a me'. Your arrogance showed through quite clearly, and your lack of control of italics was facetious and poor, to be quite frank. "Is this some form of irony?" "I doubt it, Phil." "Well you know: dramatic irony is when the audience knows something the characters don't. When the characters know something the audie...

Veni by QuintonCharles, literature

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Veni

Veni 'Without order, nothing can exist; without chaos, nothing can evolve.' - Anonymous Is he gone? Good probably getting tea or something. "Oh, look. It's The Author. How inconsequential. " What does that mean? "It doesn't." I believe an explanation is in order. "Didn't I say that?" No, you didn't. "" "" Right, yes, well. You see gentlemen: I was busy thinking of an ultimate explanation to everything - a sort of, justification , if you want. I thought long and hard about it all, and I must say it's quite a shocker of an explanation, albeit mostly conspicuous and unintentionally insipid seemingly uninspired, too. Ingen...

This title does not exist. by QuintonCharles, literature

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This title does not exist.

"I'm sorry, what?" "Where's the title?" "Where's the quote?" "WHERE'S ME?" "Where's the text?" "What text?" "Why isn't there any text up there?" "Up where?" "Can't you see?" "See what?" "WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING QUESTIONS?" "Who knows?" "That's actually a very good question." "" "" "" "" "" "Wait, who was that last ellipsis from? I counted four from everyone but me this is Pit by the way, not Bakura; we seem to be lacking speech citations still and that last one... Who was it?" "I think it was the page." "It was." "Who said that?" "Me. The page." "Eh, what?" "My, the apropos." "Does that even make sense?" "Probably." "Okay, I'm rea...

Oh Fiddlesticks by QuintonCharles, literature

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Oh Fiddlesticks

Oh Fiddlesticks ‘Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; from discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.’ – Albert Einstein To explain my lack of intervention as an author: I’ve been away. You see, I’ve been thinking about things… you know - what exactly I’m going to do to finish this book. How I’m going to do it and all that. I’m awfully bamboozled, dare I say. Let it be iterated beyond exasperation that one should never, ever write or start a story that will ultimately have no, eh, ultimate conclusion or plot or anything. It is not only difficult, but infuriatingly distressing, with lackadaisical - r...

To Meet One's Maker by QuintonCharles, literature

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To Meet One's Maker

To Meet One's Maker 'I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter.' Winston Churchill "So, waityou're not the main antagonists?" "I doubt it." "Then who on whatever Earth we're on, is?" "I don't know." "Why not damn it!?" "Because this book is stupid and uneventful." "Speaking of stupid and uneventfulare you cured , Phil?" "Yes. I am." "Oh jolly good. Shall we continue?" "Where?" intruded Bakura. "That's a good point." "Hey Doug," Phil spluttered with interest (don't ask me how he did), "you managed to get in here: how do we get out?" "Haven't I already been asked?" "Probably, but I don't k...

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My Tea Collection (2012) by QuintonCharles, visual art

My Tea Collection (2012)

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About QuintonCharles

Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Apr 26
United Kingdom
Deviant for 16 years
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Anything I write here is likely to sound arrogant or pretentious, so I shall refrain from writing anything about myself. Stare

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14.19 seconds.
Presumably I'm 9,327,532.

Favourite Movies

The Matrix (Series), Inception, Lord of the Rings... anything good. :B

Favourite Writers

Robert Rankin, H.G. Wells.

Favourite Games

Nintendo

Favourite Gaming Platform

3DS. ;D

Tools of the Trade

MS Word.

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Boobies! 8)

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QuintonCharles

Jun 9, 2016

journal

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haven't written one of these for a long timejust hit 50,000 pageviews sheeeeiithaven't uploaded anything since my tea collection in 2013, lordwell it's nearly summer, so I might throw some of the half-finished shiterature online, mostly unedited huri'm more active (marginally) on youtube , soundcloud , tumblr - hell even twitter nowi trust y'all are well holla at me <3

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QuintonCharles

Nov 17, 2014

huh i just past 45,000 pageviews k also wtf is a status update

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QuintonCharles

Aug 7, 2014

My deviantART Story

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look't this thing - 1,000 pageviews I was 12 at the time. ಠ_ಠ hence the internet explorer w/ toolbars and shit I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK TECHNOLOGY THEN IT WAS MY FIRST LAPTOP AND IT WASN'T A GOOD LAPTOP GUHHEvidence of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards thing that basically propelled me through my first 20,000-or-so pageviews... god, they were popular. Regardless of how dumb the descriptions and all were. They all got removed/deleted because of copyrighted images etc. lawl that scared the shit out of me 'Crazy Old Man' is featured der 'cause it was my most popular one. good lord why did i even- here's a 9,000 screenshot - you can see I'd gotten a new lapt...