“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose…”
We all know how the last line goes,
But here’s the rub (alas! It’s true!):
I like to pick friends’ noses, too.
And – wait! Before you mutter ‘eww’! –
I do suspect that so do you.
Or if you don’t - and let’s be frank,
when boogies dangle, it is rank! -
or if you don’t, you wish they would.
‘cause dangling boogies are no good.
So let me ask, if it’s not rude
Why’s everyone a picking prude?
What’s worse? To dive for nostril jewels
Or let your friends go round like fools?