Queijac

one night five years ago the phantom troupe murdered my entire clan since that day i have been overwhelmed with a desire for revenge losing my family was a harsh blow but i have collected friends and vital allies in my long fight for revenge and this recipe tastes almost as sweet as my first kill but not as sweet as the moment me and my loving husband tied the knot when i want to tell my darling hubby i really do care and love him so much i whip up a batch of this recipe and when i need to feed my two hungry children when they get back from breaking their knees for fun in the back alley i dropped them off in they are always famished and ready for a good hearty meal so please place the entire box of frozen lasgna into the oven for 45 minutes because you never learned to cook because your whole family died and so to give it that extra homemade touch i sprinkle oregano on it and also make sure the entire house is empty and put a few pots in the sink so everyone things i cooked it myself i also burn the packaging its all in the presentation and carefully constructed lies you are performing daily so your loving hubby and the law know nothing about the time you spend slaving away at your criminal empire but make sure to keep him thinking hes the real breadwinner in the family it preserves his masculinity and makes him less likely to let anything slip to the police if they ever come knocking and in those 45 minutes you have to wait for your frozen lasgna to heat up make sure to pay off a few important local politicians so they keep their eyes turned away from your mafia activity enjoy ladies!