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Catalog Submission: Hennigan's Fine Wear
To the following parties: -Department of Business, Tional Harbor -Chief Scribe of Tional Harbor -Lord Commandant of Imperial Business -Lord Justice of Sumptuary Laws Submitted for this winter’s Catalog of Registered Tional Harbor Businesses. Praise be unto Blessed Stihl. Thank you, Lucile Hennigan Shop Proprietor Overlieutenant, Tional Harbor Reserve Chevalier Squadron Hennigan’s Fine Wear Luxury Manskins 138 Waterfront Street Tional Harbor From the rushing, icy water of the Falls in the north to the nests of reptilian murderdiles of the Orlando Kingdom in the south, to the frontier bastion of Slain Louis bridge ove
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The Hollywood Record: November 3, 1957
The Hollywood Record November 3, 1957  Editorial: Werewolves Don't Belong in Hollywood By Charles Brooks, Editor-in-Chief It seems that enough is finally enough even for the most liberal of studio executives. Universal executives announced yesterday that they will be canceling production of Wolf Man and Wolf Woman Versus the Mummy.  We at the Record applaud this decision.  Gone are the days when the Wolf Man was nothing more than a monster for Halloween or the subject of b-movie comedies.  Film studios have no business exploiting public fears of Chronic Female Lycanthropy for commercial gain. Unfortunately, the Wolf Man isn't the only w
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The Hollywood Record: September 18, 1956
The Hollywood Record September 18, 1956 Scientists: Chronic Female Lycanthropy Not Man-Made By Ralph Brach, U.S. News Desk In a stunning reversal of earlier theories, scientists from the U.S. Public Health Service, U.S. Army, U.S. Navy, and their counterparts from Western Europe decisively ruled out any sort of manmade origin of Chronic Female Lycanthropy today.  Said a spokesman for the U.S. Public Health Service: “Barring a supernatural explanation, we have concluded decisively that no man-made disease, weapon, or device could have possibly caused Chronic Female Lycanthropy.  The disease has affected every nation and community on E
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The Hollywood Record: October 12, 1955
The Hollywood Record October 12, 1955  Eisenhower Signs Anti-Lycanthropy Defense ActGovernment hopes to manage outbreaks of Chronic Female Lycanthropy By Sam Finnegan, Politics Reporter Citing rates of infection at nearly 1% among American women and ongoing but fruitless research for a cure, President Eisenhower signed the Anti-Lycanthropy Defense Act of 1955 into law yesterday.  This vital, long overdue piece of legislature promises to give the U.S. Government the vital regulations it needs to manage the disease. The road has been a long one.  Senator George (D-GA) introduced legislation to manage Chronic Female Lycanthropy early last y
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The Hollywood Record: July 2, 1954
The Hollywood Record July 2, 1954 U.S. Army Scientist: Chronic Female Lycanthropy Likely to Be Soviet Bio-Weapon By Ralph Brach, U.S. News Desk Speaking from anonymity, a source within the U.S. Army's Bluegrass Chemical Weapons Depot said that based on the available evidence, the disease known as Chronic Female Lycanthropy is most likely a Soviet-made biological weapon.  The source went into detail about his research into the disease, explaining that research had been underway since November of last year and much had been learned from study of the body of an infected woman who died in a car accident.  While the physical processes which caus
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The Hollywood Record: December 31, 1953
The Hollywood Record December 31, 1953 From the Editor's Desk: An Apology for "Wolfman Mania" By Charles Brooks, Editor-in-Chief Tonight, we celebrate the arrival of a new year: 1954.  As tempting as it is to simply turn the page and declare last year's business over and done with, there is one matter that weighs heavily on my mind; a matter for which I must beg your forgiveness: "Wolfman Mania." When I gave Joe Shepherd permission to run one of his lighthearted stories mocking the sightings of the wolfman just two months prior, the matter seemed likely to be an attention-seeking fad.  Perhaps at worst, it might've been a bout of collecti
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The Hollywood Record: November 3, 1953
The Hollywood Record November 3, 1953 Wolfman Mania! Hundreds report sighting of mythical monster men across the US By Joe Shepherd, the Record's Official Court Jester Halloween might be over, but it seems that monsters didn’t get the message.  In what can only be a sign of doomsday (or too many trick-or-treaters using the wrong kind of glue to attach their makeup) there have been hundreds of alleged sightings of the dreaded werewolf across the United States, prowling under the light of a full moon... or half of one anyway.  From the Iowa cornfields to the Louisiana bayous, from smoky Detroit to the redwood forests of California, it
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Bear Baiting
Author's Note: This Story is a sequel to Sorien's "Religious Bearings."  You can read it here: Religious Bearings Lou’s world under the black hood was darkness.  Every breath he took tasted like cloth and sweat.  He wondered if that was what fear smelled like.  His belt and shoes were gone, the concrete of the floor cold under his feet as he marched blindly ahead – until the rough hand of his captor, a butch, unsmiling Ulfhednar Elder with a hideous scar on her face, shoved him hard to the left.  He tripped, stumbled, flailing as if his arms could break free of the handcuffs and stop his fall, but the Elder grabbed his shirt coll
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The Hollywood Record: October 12, 1955
The Hollywood Record October 12, 1955  Eisenhower Signs Anti-Lycanthropy Defense ActGovernment hopes to manage outbreaks of Chronic Female Lycanthropy By Sam Finnegan, Politics Reporter Citing rates of infection at nearly 1% among American women and ongoing but fruitless research for a cure, President Eisenhower signed the Anti-Lycanthropy Defense Act of 1955 into law yesterday.  This vital, long overdue piece of legislature promises to give the U.S. Government the vital regulations it needs to manage the disease. The road has been a long one.  Senator George (D-GA) introduced legislation to manage Chronic Female Lycanthropy early last y
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The Hollywood Record: July 2, 1954
The Hollywood Record July 2, 1954 U.S. Army Scientist: Chronic Female Lycanthropy Likely to Be Soviet Bio-Weapon By Ralph Brach, U.S. News Desk Speaking from anonymity, a source within the U.S. Army's Bluegrass Chemical Weapons Depot said that based on the available evidence, the disease known as Chronic Female Lycanthropy is most likely a Soviet-made biological weapon.  The source went into detail about his research into the disease, explaining that research had been underway since November of last year and much had been learned from study of the body of an infected woman who died in a car accident.  While the physical processes which caus
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Bear Baiting
Author's Note: This Story is a sequel to Sorien's "Religious Bearings."  You can read it here: Religious Bearings Lou’s world under the black hood was darkness.  Every breath he took tasted like cloth and sweat.  He wondered if that was what fear smelled like.  His belt and shoes were gone, the concrete of the floor cold under his feet as he marched blindly ahead – until the rough hand of his captor, a butch, unsmiling Ulfhednar Elder with a hideous scar on her face, shoved him hard to the left.  He tripped, stumbled, flailing as if his arms could break free of the handcuffs and stop his fall, but the Elder grabbed his shirt coll
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Freedom, Justice, Prosperity The Daily Journal of the Kaisar Republic Freedom Thought of the Day “Freedom is like money: it must be given up with great care and guarded by strong walls and well-armed soldiers.” -Eustace Kaisar I, First President of the Kaisar Republic Minnesota Liberation Day Next Week On February 5, 1984, the Minnesota Freehold unconditionally surrendered to the Kaisar Republic Army and the freedmen of Minnesota, long oppressed by the ruling vampire families, were welcomed into the Kaisar Republic.  In 1985, President Eustace Kaisar declared that February 5th would be celebrated every year as Minnesota Libe
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Now Available: Werewolves Versus Fashion
Apologies for being behind the curve on this one, but I'm proud to announce that Werewolves Versus Issue 6, Werewolves Versus Fashion is now available for download! Click here to get it: https://gumroad.com/l/wv06 What is Werewolves Versus? WEREWOLVES VERSUS is a twice-yearly ‘zine that pits werewolves against a different physical, cultural or ideological foe each issue. Werewolves might be up against Christmas, food, 1950s Americana, fashion or professional sports.  (more info here: http://werewolvesversus.com/) Thus far, there have been five regular issues and one special issue, with topics including: the 90s, Romance, Music, Space
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Werewolves Versus Hollywood Now Available!
It's that time of the year... Werewolves Versus Issue 5, Werewolves Versus Hollywood is now available for download! Click here to get it: https://gumroad.com/l/wv05 What is Werewolves Versus? WEREWOLVES VERSUS is a twice-yearly ‘zine that pits werewolves against a different physical, cultural or ideological foe each issue. Werewolves might be up against Christmas, food, 1950s Americana, fashion or professional sports.  (more info here: http://werewolvesversus.com/)  Thus far, there have been five regular issues and one special issue, with topics including: the 90s, Romance, Music, Space, Fascism, and, most recently, Hollywood! What
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Happy Birthday!
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Awww... thanks!

Where's my cake???  Granny said that there would be cake!
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Happy birthday to you, and enjoy this video AKA HOW NOT TO PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2:
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Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D Happy birthday!!!Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D
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Happy Birthday! :cake:
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