To the following parties:
-Department of Business, Tional Harbor
-Chief Scribe of Tional Harbor
-Lord Commandant of Imperial Business
-Lord Justice of Sumptuary Laws
Submitted for this winter’s Catalog of Registered Tional Harbor Businesses.
Praise be unto Blessed Stihl.
Overlieutenant, Tional Harbor Reserve Chevalier Squadron
Hennigan’s Fine Wear
138 Waterfront Street
From the rushing, icy water of the Falls in the north to the nests of reptilian murderdiles of the Orlando Kingdom in the south, to the frontier bastion of Slain Louis bridge over the Mud River in the West, to the faded purple coliseum of Old Bodymore in the east, there is no place in the Potomac Empire as grand as Tional Harbor, home of the Greatlord and the crown jewel of the Potomac Empire. No city is as proud and bright. No city, whether large or small, is as fashionable. Even the splendor of Lord Eisner’s castle in Orlando Kingdom, the supposed “Tional Harbor of the South,” is but a poor imitation. Only the true Tional Harbor, the cradle of werewolf civilization, is worthy of its title as the last burning light of the Old World.
In a city like Tional Harbor, wearing one's fur is out of the question. Why take a form suited only for war in a city that has been at peace since the heroic age when Blessed Stihl and our ancestors liberated it from the vile President? No, if you wish to be worthy of walking the streets of Tional Harbor, surely you must wear a manskin… but are you wearing the right manskin to match your surroundings?
Perhaps you find that you’ve arrived at Tional Harbor without the proper manskin. Perhaps last year’s skin isn’t fitting properly. Perhaps you’re interested in a new look or a new skin tone or a new hair color. Perhaps you’re attending a formal ball at the Greatlord’s Fortress and need to look befitting of your rank. Perhaps you’re just ready for a change and nothing less than the best will do.
No matter your troubles, we at Hennigan’s Fine Wear can help!
We carry more than a thousand of the finest manskins in a variety of skin tones and hair colors. Unlike our competitors who use skins taken from mutants or elderly humans, we methodically curate our collection using only the finest examples of young, healthy pureblood humans from the Cheyenne Reserve. Our skinfitters take these fine pelts and carefully tailor and bless them using the most powerful of spells and unguents for a flawless fit. Imagine yourself as the image of Old World elegance, a true noblewoman. Lower quality manskins don’t properly cover battle wounds, leaving unsightly red welts, but Hennigan’s manskins are fitted to YOU. Facial scar? Forget it. Stab wounds? Easily covered. Anything less than a chainfang scar can be made as new as an infant’s flesh. Try on a Hennigan’s Manskin and you will immediately see the difference!
Our customers include some of the greatest noblewomen and their husbands, including members of the Tional Family. The Greatlord herself wore a pale blackhair to the wedding of her eldest daughter two winters ago.
Read our testimonials below:
“After a hard drive to Tional Harbor last winter in a thunderstorm, my manskin got damaged by rain. Luckily, Hennigan’s was able to accommodate me. Two hours later, I was dancing at the Tional Harbor Ball as an Old World blonde with curves in all the right places!”
-Lord Captain Josephine Flaco, Commander of Old Bodymore Chevalier Squadron
“My favorite manskin is from Hennigan’s. It knocks nearly 20 years off of my age – and a hundred battles’ worth of scars off my body.”
-Lord Joanna Dulles, Commandant of Fairfax Skyport Fortress and Author of A Chevalier’s Illustrated Guide to Cavalry Trucks, Muleheads, and Other Noble Horseflesh.
“Without a manskin, a Chevalier is just a common killer with a chainfang. I recommend Hennigan’s of Tional Harbor to all my girls. Don’t cheap out – dress like a noblewoman.”
-Lieutenant Cheshire Vauxhall, Lancaster Chevalier Squadron, 10 Year Veteran
The First Virtue of a Chevalier holds that you should carry yourself with the grace of a noblewoman and protector of the Empire. Whether you’re a chevalier or merely a noblewoman under arms, there’s no excuse not to live up to the virtues of Blessed Stihl. And with our manskins' combination of fashion, quality, and perfect fit, a Hennigan’s manskin is sure to turn even the most battle-scarred noblewoman or scrawniest male into the image of flawless Old World beauty!
Find us at 138 Waterfront Street, between Mercedes-Audi Fashions and Ancient McDonald’s Tavern.