QuantumBranching

Some Lovecraftian sillyness. Cxaioghuda the Constant Sleeper - a cousin to sleepy Tsathoggua, the Stars have been Right twice already for the return of this most lazy Abomination, but both times Cxaioghuda has begged off on Rising and asked Its cultists to let It sleep a few more millennia. Ekedrres The Easily Describable: manifests as a light blue-green (RGB 0, 255, 255) perfectly smooth cube some 5.1 meters on a side. Described by even its cultists (who spend most of their time counting sand grains) as "kinda boring." Yashaalpirc the World Eater - the World Eater has been in fact eating our world from the core out for some time now, but since Yashaalpirc's mouth is only an inch across, it will be some tens of millions of years before anything noticeable on the surface happens. [1] Iaugragnax, The Sentient Fart of Azathoth: worlds that pass through its vast and tenuous body suffer no permanent harm, but man does it smell. Iutrikli the Revolted - Iutrikli visited the Earth once