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Public Nudity Contest!
That's right, I'm making a new contest! :D It's all about public nudity. I figure that this could be all-encompassing for a lot of different fetishes/interests my watchers have. ENF, cold, exhibitionism, nudism, CMNF, that sort of thing. This is a bit more all-encompassing, meaning you can incorporate anything you like into your entry, as long as it's in accordance with the rules. :)
The rules are simple:
1. The entry must include at least 1 moment of public nudity (can be anywhere - school, work, out on the street, even out in the forest. Nature/outdoor nudity not in public will still count for the purposes of this contest. As long as it's still somewhere they could technically be seen.)
2. All entries must be submitted by a certain date (see below)
3. You may submit up to one entry per category. (If you submit 2 entries for one category, I'll negate the first entry and only go with the most recent one.)
4. You may submit a multi-part story as an entry. As long as it's all one story,
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new (made up) anime: Midnight Muscle Power.
Japanese translation: ミッドナイトマッスルパワー。 (English speech: Middonaitomassurupawā.)
Premise: A rich tycoon arrives in Japan with a 1969 Boss 429, a 1971 born 1973 Mach 1 & a 1972 Ford Gran Torino. Said tycoon forms a group of people who owns American Muscle. The tycoon runs races not only in the Wangan (Bayshore) area at night, but expands to other parts of Japan. Normal races for cash occur on the weekdays while pink slip races occur on the weekends. Meanwhile, the police are trying to bust said racing group, but fail in every attempt. The race group is not only capable of top speed, but drifts as well.
Ivan's rules for the group:
1: race at speeds of 160 or higher to keep out of the cop's hands.
2: never harm the general public.
Characters (you can add your characters) and their cars:
Ivanakov, the tycoon, with Boss 429, Mach 1 & Gran Torino (ITMCBHPBGF).
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Quinn "Flying Fox" Ringstaff
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
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I'm just your normal guy. Who likes Anime, Manga, Video games, Football, Basketball, Auto racing, being lazy, writing stories, make Kisekae stuff. You know, normal things.
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Jamie F1 Lola by qringstaff

Jamie: Today we'll talk about MasterCard Lola. The sour-final note for a well-known F1 chassis maker. Now since we're talking about Lola, I decided to have our Lola tell the story. 


Lola F1a by qringstaff

Lola: Thank you.


Lola F1b by qringstaff

Lola: To understand MasterCard Lola, we need to go back a ways. Lola was started in 1958 by Eric Broadley. Throughout the 1960's, Lola produced successful cars for teams in Formula Junior, F3, F2 and F1 and also in sportcar racing. Their success continued in the 1970's, 80's, 90's and into the 2000's. Going back to the 60's, Lola produced cars for Bowmaker, Parnell and Honda, and won poles and the 1967 Italian GP. In 1984, the Haas F1 team...


Jamie: First Haas team. No relation to the current Haas team.


Lola: The first Haas team partnered with Lola to create Haas Lola. From 1984-86, they found little success and quit at the end of 1986. After this, Lola built cars for backmarkers like Larrousse and Scuderia Italia. in 1994-95, Lola made test cars for Ford to test V8s and rumored V12s. Around this time, Lola wanted to entered F1 as their own team. They planned to enter in 1995-96 but wasn't able to enter. Then they planned to enter in 1998, ahead of planned rules changes. To fund the team, credit card company MasterCard backed the team which as Jamie wrote here, was a big mistake for Lola.


MasterCard pressured Lola to enter F1 in 1997. Lola had to rush to get cars ready one year earlier than planned. They built the T97/30 from then-current Indycar parts and made it work for F1. The planned V10 made by Lola themselves had to be scrapped due to time and they used old Ford V8s. Lola hired Vincenzo Sospiri and Ricardo Rosset. Around this time, another Ford team, Stewart F1 entered the sport. Lola wanted to rival the factory Ford team and vowed to beat them. Kind of like how I vowed to beat Olivia in tennis. You know she cheated by using a lighter ball...


Jamie: Focus please.


Lola: Right sorry. Ahem. MasterCard Lola somehow managed to arrive for the 1997 season opener in Australia. For the team to make the race, they had to qualify within 107% of the pole time. Lola's two drivers tried to be within that 107% and failed. They were 11-13 seconds slower than the fastest lap. Hence, they DNQ'd. They quickly had a test session but still was slower by a wide margin. 


MasterCard wasn't happy by the lack of performance and pulled sponsorship after the DNQ. Soon after, other sponsors left and with Lola having a reported 6 million quid debt, Lola pulled out of F1 for good. 


In 2009, with F1 looking for new teams, Lola tried to re-entered in 2010, but failed to get the entry. In 2012, Lola cars dissolved, with Multimatic building cars from Lola parts and using the Lola name for Mazda's IMSA program until 2016, when Mazda built their own IMSA cars. With that and founder Eric Broadley's death in 2017, Lola was no more. A sad end to a once legendary name in racing. I like to thank Jamie for having me on his show. I hope to do this again. This was fun and interesting. ^^

Jamie F1 Life by qringstaff

Jamie: oh look, I'm back. Today we talk about Life Racing, who made the Worst F1 engine/car in history. Now I know what you'll say. "wait, did you say Andrea Moda was the worst team?". Well yes. But where Andrea Moda were scumbags, Life Racing at least were pucky if albeit rubbish. So lets begin.


The story starts with Franco Rocchi, a former Ferrari engineer who created the famous 3L V8 for the 308 GTB and GTS. Rocchi was let go'd from Ferrari in 1980 and he begun work on his own engine, a W12 engine. A W12 has three banks of four cylinders. So while it was shorter than a V12 and as short as a V8, it was taller than a V8 and V12. With the FIA banning Turbochargers, many engines makers entered F1 including IImor, Judd and Yamaha. Ferrari and Lambo tried out V12 and Renault and Honda used V10. Subaru tried out a flat-12 with Coloni but we'll talk about them in a future episode. 


Now a man named Ernesto Vita saw this and wanted to cash in on this. Fun Fact, "Vita" is Italian for Life. Think about that when you play your PS Vita. Anyway, Ernesto bought Rocchi's W12 plans and attempted to sell engines to all F1 teams in 1989. Sadly, no one wanted the W12. Not even the very backmarkers of the time. So rather than cutting his losses and selling the W12 idea to companies like Volkswagen or Fiat, Vita decided to create his own team and try and prove the W12.


Vita founded Life Racing Engines and bought an old chassis. The car was from a Still-Born team called First Racing. First Racing tried for F1 in 1989, only to quit after the car failed crash testing and First Racing didn't have the funds. Vita bought the only car, and I mean only car, produced by First Racing and fitted the W12 in, dubbing the car now Life L190 and entered the 1990 season as a new team, pretty sure Vita paid the fees. ^^


Life Racing started the 1990 season with only one engine, one car and next-to-nothing spare parts. Gary Brabham, son of Jack Brabham, was hired to race the car. However after DNQ'ing in the first two races, Brabham was let go'd and replaced with Bruno Giacomelli, who hadn't raced in F1 since 1983. Despite the veteran driver, the team still struggled to qualify for races. And for good reason. This team was doomed from the start.


The W12 engine was underpowered. How underpowered? Well the Renault and Honda engines were outputting 600-700 hp. The Life W12, output at best 480 hp, sometimes as little as 380 or so. Toyotas today output more power than that W12. F3000/F3 cars in 1990 outputted more power. The Lotus 49 from 1967, outputted more power. Not only that, the L190 was heavier than most of the field. the W12 was also terrible in corners and was as reliable as Quinn keeping his cool.


Quinn: Hey!


Jamie: The Life L190 was well underpowered, overweight, couldn't turn and broke down very often. At Imola, Giacomelli set what is probably the slowest lap ever officially clocked in F1.


Ayrton Senna's pole lap: 1:23.220

Claudio Langes' lap (second slowest in Qualifying): 1:34.272

Bruno Giacomelli's lap: 7:16.212


That's nearly 6 minutes slower than Senna and more than 5.5 minutes slower than the next slowest lap. No surprise, Giacomelli failed to qualify.


With 4 races to go in 1990, Life realized the W12 was going nowhere and had DNQ'd in every race. Life decided to replace the W12 with Judd's V8. However at Portugal, they found the engine didn't fit and when the car left the pits, the engine cover blew off. After DNQ'ing for the last time in Spain, the team folded with two races to go.


Vita and Rocchi's goal was to prove the W12 was the future of F1 and have the big teams come flocking for it. Instead, the W12 was deemed a massive failure and today, the hybrid V6 is the current engine type in F1.


Interestingly, The only Life L190 is owned by an Emillia car tuner today. It was restored in 2009 with the same W12 in it and competed in the Goodwood Festival of Speed that year, with Arturo Merzario driving the car. It was said the car was producing smoke in its timed runs.


And that's the story of Life Racing. While Life didn't start a single race Heck, Andrea Moda at least got to start in one race, Life was at least pucky and respected their one and only car. Even if they were completely rubbish.

I got to be honest. Jamie's Tales from the Back is perhaps the most committed I've been to a project in a long time. I've already written 8 episodes for Tales from the Back, including a special host episode.
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(Uncovered an outtake for a future episode of Tales from the Back)

Lola: Y-you sure this is required?
Jamie: W-w-well they said this will bring in viewers. I-i personally prefer not to go for clickbait. W-we'll do this clothed.
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Jamie F1 by qringstaff

Jamie: Welcome to my Tales from the Back. Where I'll talk about the famous/infamous back-markers throughout Formula One's history. On my debut episode, I like to talk about what many consider "The worst team in F1's history". And that team was Andrea Moda.


The story begins with Coloni. At the end of 1991, Coloni was struggling badly and was about to shut down. A man named Andrea Sassetti decided to buy the Coloni team, despite having no clue how to run a F1 team. Sassetti was an Italian shoe designer and until 1991-92, had never done anything with Formula One. Why he bought the team, who knows.


Andrea hired many of Coloni's former employees and at first, ran the old but modified Coloni C4B with driver Alex Caffi and Enrico Bertaggia. At the season opener in South Africa, the team was excluded from the field and can't race that weekend. Why? Well the problem, was that Sassetti didn't pay the fee for new teams. Sassetti argued that Andrea Moda wasn't a new team, just Coloni under a new name. What Sassetti didn't know was that he didn't bought that entry of Coloni, he merely bought the cars and team. The FIA told Andrea to return to the next race and pay the fee. 


At the next race in Mexico, Andrea paid the fee but had a new problem. The new S921 car they were building, wasn't ready and hence, couldn't race at Mexico. Both Caffi and Bertaggia very quickly was fed-up with the team's lack of readiness. Andrea answered back by... firing both drivers. At the third race in Brazil, Andrea hired Roberto Moreno who droved for Coloni before, and Perry McCarthy. The S921 finally got laps on track with Moreno at the wheel. McCarthy however, was refused a Super License. A super license is required to race in F1. Meanwhile Moreno failed to qualify for Brazil. In Spain, McCarthy got his super license, but only got a few yards before his engine expired, and Moreno again failed to qualify. Interestingly, Bertaggia decided he wanted back with Andrea Moda after finding $1 million in sponsorship. Sassetti wanted to replace McCarthy with Bertaggia, but the FIA refused it. It was at this point, Andrea Moda decided to give up on McCarthy and focused on Moreno, and they didn't hide that fact.


At Monaco, Both cars got to run at full-speed. McCarthy failed to qualify, but Moreno somehow got into the field, but only managed 11 laps before retiring from the race. Following Monaco, the team started to show dysfunction in a big way. At Canada, the team didn't have engines for their cars. Sassetti said it was because their engines were stuck in Italy because of a storm. But because Ferrari's engines arrived on time, most figured it was actually Andrea Moda not paying for their Judd engines. Brabham, before their collapse, lent Andrea Moda some engines. Moreno run some laps but DNQ again. McCarthy wasn't able to run that weekend. 


Andrea Moda started to lose employees and the FIA was very leary of the team. In France, the team wasn't able to get to the race because of a blockade. In 1992, French lorry drivers were striking and refused people entry into France. However, Every other team got through, leading people to accuse Andrea of using the blockade as an excuse to not enter the race. Sponsors were leaving and Sassetti had to start funding the team on his own. By this point, Andrea Moda wasn't hiding the fact they only cared about Moreno and not McCarthy.


In Britain, McCarthy was sent out on wet tires. On a dry track! Both cars DNQ. In Hungary, McCarthy was sent out only 45 seconds before the end of qualifying, meaning he wasn't able to set a lap. Again, both cars DNQ. The FIA started warning Andrea Moda to take McCarthy and the second car seriously. Will they listen? Well...


In Belgium, McCarthy's car was given a steering box that the team knew would fail. Sassetti was seriously trying to injury or even kill McCarthy! After both cars DNQ for what would be the last time, Sassetti was actually arrested in the paddock. Though not for attempted manslaughter, he was charged with Fraud after forging invoices.


Clearly, after seeing the team not caring about McCarthy and the team owner arrested, the FIA finally had enough and banned Andrea Moda from racing in F1 again. Weirdly, in a last ditch attempt, the team showed up at Italy, only to be turned away and with that, Andrea Moda was no more.


After the fallout of Andrea Moda, Roberto Moreno returned to F1 with Forti in 1995 but failed to find success there. He however found success in Indycar and included a third in points in 2000 in CART. Perry McCarthy never raced in F1. He made 5 appearances at Le Mans from 1996-2003, though he never finished in any of his appearances. McCarthy is more famous for being the Original Stig on Top Gear. Andrea Moda's two original drivers, Alex Caffi and Enrico Bertaggia, both never drove in F1 again as well. Alex Caffi went on to make three attempts at Le Mans with a best result of 6th overall in 1999. Today, Caffi owns a NASCAR Whelen Euro team and often is an instructor for Subaru in Italy. Bertaggia has sinced been an instructor and business owner since 1992. As for Andrea Sassetti, He never again operated in F1 and today he owns restaurants and nightclubs and I think a shoe store in Singapore. And he even still has both S921 cars to this day.


And that is the story of the worst F1 team, Andrea Moda. I hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for future episodes where I'll talk about other backmarkers and once-giants now nothings. Stories like Life Racing, makers of the Worst F1 car. Simtek, a team that couldn't catch a break. Mastercard Lola, a sour-final note for a once legend chassis maker. And Coloni themselves, the only F1 team to be powered by Subaru.

Today's topics.

1. We mourn the loss of Grumpy Cat who has passed away at the age of 7. The world of memes has lost a true legend.

2. On Sunday, I'm introducing a new segment of Useless Facrs called "James' Neato F1 Fact of the Night" (name pending) . Where Jamie tell you stories from Formula one's history. Mainly talking about stories of famous/infamous backmarkers in the sport. From Andrea Moda, to Life Racing, to Mastercard Lola, to Lotus' demise. Hope you'll enjoy it.
1986 Lotus PR photo
Arie: You were a F1 driver, Uncle Jamie?
Jamie: Well not yet. But my dad was. He started out as a test driver for Team Lotus in 1985. He was impressive in rain practices and was known for pushing the car like Senna. Lotus finally gave him the chance by having him race in the German Grand Prix. He started last, but charges very quickly on the start. By the first chicane, a car got turned around and he slammed head-on into the turned car. Needless to say, his legs were shattered in the crash, he lost the ability to walk and his F1 career was over, for a while.
Arie: Oh my.
Jamie: But like us Baxters, he came back in 1989 to Germany in a 24 hour race for Sauber and performed very well. He got to test-drive for Coloni in 1990, then for Brabham for 1991 and 1992 and was Minardi's test driver from '93 to '01. After I was born, he retired for good and I've since followed in his footsteps. I even drove that Lotus 98T in a vintage race in Britain.
Arie: Cool!
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Think it's time for me to host a strip kisekae game. And it's Strip Dice!

First you enter your oc of choice and send me their code (If I already do have them).
Once we get 9 or more ocs, we'll either play all-in-one or bracklet style 1-on-1 (depends on how many ocs we get).
Each oc will roll two dice (I'll roll the dice for you guys). The lowest number rolled will have to strip an article of clothing. Once naked, you are out. Last person standing wins.

Here are the punishments for losers.
- Permanude for life (Whether it's canon or not is up to you)
- Streak across town
- Stand outside in the cold naked (There always needs to be a punishment to :iconbrooms17:'s liking. :D)
- Sell all your clothes on the spot
- Become an Anthro (Human-Animal hybrid)/Become a full-human.

The winner (or second place if I win) will get a free custom kisekae adopt.

Entries here:
1. :iconqringstaff: (Pearl)
2. :iconbrooms17: (Eve)
3. :iconganonchan: (Liz)
4. :iconbadbloodkiller: (Crystal)
5. :iconreddemonnova10: (Shino)
6. :icondarakis: (Neko Nate)
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Fire1 by qringstaff

Fire2b by qringstaff

2015


Sheldon:
Quinn Ringstaff,
Archer starts,
Living nightlights,
Max and Maxwell,
Stories and pics,
Papa pizzera,
Kisekae,

Sheldon:
Jamie,
Maggie,
Fox,
Anything goes,
Big Mattie,
Kids,
Village people,

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Sheldon:
Young Love,
Sarah,
150th,
White hair,
Cyber,
Weasel,
and a fight that didn't happen,

Sheldon:
Archie,
Sunny,
Friends need my help,
Annie,
Inuyasha,
Can't do Nudity!

Fire3b by qringstaff

All:

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Fire2b by qringstaff
Sheldon:
Thousand pageviews,
Star wars,
Pickle Cat,
Fire lord's evil,
Adopts,
Born of Pearl,

2016


Sheldon:
Archer's a comic,
Odie,
Nudist Patrick,
Losing Geki,
PJ,
Losing Geki again,

Sheldon:
Cold as Brooms,
Games,
Multiple loves,
Minis,
Stevie,
Furries,
Can do nudity,

Sheldon:
Requests,
Redesigns,
Oscar,
Angie,
Pearl finds a Ty,
Rupbert,
Flying Concorde!

Fire3b by qringstaff


All:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Sheldon:
Jasmine,
Rocko,
Roddie,
Millie,
Retro,
Cher and Rey,
A Ghost Reaper,

Sheldon:
Suzy Q,
VR,
Rosie,
Weird Cat,
Cubs win,
Death of windows,

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Fire2b by qringstaff

Sheldon:
Android,
Tyler,
Lots of snow,
Sheldon,
Nerd group,
Rp adopts,
Husky's a no-go,

Sheldon:
Bare Maria,
Emma,
Chibis,
Pacers,
Strip games,
Quinn Quits, What else do I have to say?!

Fire3b by qringstaff

All:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Fire2b by qringstaff

2017-2018


Sheldon:
Pear and Arch,
Useless facts,
Liz marries a goof,
Alice,
Evil in me,
Jenna and Janet,
AHEGO,
Merfolks,
Ducks,
Shelly-Ann,
Kimmy,
Qring's done,

2018-2019


Sheldon:
Erika,
Cleo,
Iris marries a nerd,
Lola,
Olivia a virgin no more,
Hailey,
War of words,
Discord,
Femme Group,
James,
So much tech,
Ducky invasion, I can't take it anymore!

Fire4b by qringstaff

All:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on

All:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

All:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it...

Thank you to all of my friends for the best (and worst) 4 years I've had online.


Those mentioned in song:

:icongekigamix100assartin:
:iconcyberweasel89:
:iconbrooms17:
:iconoglome:
:iconpv720:
:iconthereaperproject:
:icontysaylor141:
:iconganonchan:
:iconhuskyfan64:
:iconthe-pear-arch-9000:
:iconarcmagezaln:

And I want to thank all of my watchers/friends and former watchers/friends. Thank you very much for everything you've done, whether it was good or bad. :D (Big Grin)


So while I wait for the results of my fundraiser, I got another project in the works. This project is a summary of my (nearly) 4 years here on Deviantart/Discord, to the tune of "We didn't start the fire". It'll involve mentions of my friends (and "enemies") and well... hopefully you'll like it once it's done.
I'm having a fundraiser, sort of. I don't need money. But I would like for people to show me whether they want me to write stories again. So here's how the "fundraiser" will go. If I get between 1-9 people to comment on this journal, I publish my alien story "Nuke-Shell in 3D", The story of how Sheldon and the gang stopped an alien invasion. If 10-19 people comment here, I'll publish the side-story, The Bare Alien Bandit, the short story of how Pearl managed to defend the town, all while doing it naked. Interested now? Finally if 20+ different people comment, then at some point in 2019-2020, I will turn both Nuke-Shell in 3D and The Bare Alien Bandit into kisekae comics. So I ask, Can I get your replies?
Censorship
Standards has told us we must censor our nudity. We swear but standards won't let us.
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Beachwear
The heat is on already in May in the Northwest. Thus it's time for the beachwear to come out. Though I don't think Annie's outfit doesn't count as a swimsuit. XP
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Archie: I'm Royalty now!
Sheldon: How so?
Archie: The British Royal family named the latest baby Archie.
Sheldon: Yeah so?
Archie: So now I'm royalty. ^^
Sheldon: Royalty my ass. I'm the ruler of my own country. I'm more royal than you.
RP - Outlawed
Annie: Did you hear? They just outlawed clothing. Now everyone have to be naked at all times, even in public. Is this great?
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Pearl Discovery
Anyone want to guess what's special about this Pic?

Hint: It has something to do with the device used to make this.
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Bobo the ''human'' (rp-able)
Jamie: W-what monkey? Bobo isn't a monkey. H-he's perfectly just a hairy, little boy. N-no need to question this anymore.
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To anyone who says the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is going to suck, I have to say.... I agree.

Even with the recent news that they're going to spend extra money to redesign Sonic to be more like Sonic, I still don't have faith in it.

Look I love Sonic. But right now, I rather watch Detective Pikachu than the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
This is either flattering or creepy. Take a look at this... behind and see if you notice a familiar name.

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THANK YOU NEW WATCHERS by Zions-SMUT


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Jamie F1 Lola by qringstaff

Jamie: Today we'll talk about MasterCard Lola. The sour-final note for a well-known F1 chassis maker. Now since we're talking about Lola, I decided to have our Lola tell the story. 


Lola F1a by qringstaff

Lola: Thank you.


Lola F1b by qringstaff

Lola: To understand MasterCard Lola, we need to go back a ways. Lola was started in 1958 by Eric Broadley. Throughout the 1960's, Lola produced successful cars for teams in Formula Junior, F3, F2 and F1 and also in sportcar racing. Their success continued in the 1970's, 80's, 90's and into the 2000's. Going back to the 60's, Lola produced cars for Bowmaker, Parnell and Honda, and won poles and the 1967 Italian GP. In 1984, the Haas F1 team...


Jamie: First Haas team. No relation to the current Haas team.


Lola: The first Haas team partnered with Lola to create Haas Lola. From 1984-86, they found little success and quit at the end of 1986. After this, Lola built cars for backmarkers like Larrousse and Scuderia Italia. in 1994-95, Lola made test cars for Ford to test V8s and rumored V12s. Around this time, Lola wanted to entered F1 as their own team. They planned to enter in 1995-96 but wasn't able to enter. Then they planned to enter in 1998, ahead of planned rules changes. To fund the team, credit card company MasterCard backed the team which as Jamie wrote here, was a big mistake for Lola.


MasterCard pressured Lola to enter F1 in 1997. Lola had to rush to get cars ready one year earlier than planned. They built the T97/30 from then-current Indycar parts and made it work for F1. The planned V10 made by Lola themselves had to be scrapped due to time and they used old Ford V8s. Lola hired Vincenzo Sospiri and Ricardo Rosset. Around this time, another Ford team, Stewart F1 entered the sport. Lola wanted to rival the factory Ford team and vowed to beat them. Kind of like how I vowed to beat Olivia in tennis. You know she cheated by using a lighter ball...


Jamie: Focus please.


Lola: Right sorry. Ahem. MasterCard Lola somehow managed to arrive for the 1997 season opener in Australia. For the team to make the race, they had to qualify within 107% of the pole time. Lola's two drivers tried to be within that 107% and failed. They were 11-13 seconds slower than the fastest lap. Hence, they DNQ'd. They quickly had a test session but still was slower by a wide margin. 


MasterCard wasn't happy by the lack of performance and pulled sponsorship after the DNQ. Soon after, other sponsors left and with Lola having a reported 6 million quid debt, Lola pulled out of F1 for good. 


In 2009, with F1 looking for new teams, Lola tried to re-entered in 2010, but failed to get the entry. In 2012, Lola cars dissolved, with Multimatic building cars from Lola parts and using the Lola name for Mazda's IMSA program until 2016, when Mazda built their own IMSA cars. With that and founder Eric Broadley's death in 2017, Lola was no more. A sad end to a once legendary name in racing. I like to thank Jamie for having me on his show. I hope to do this again. This was fun and interesting. ^^

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