Literature
The One Ring vs the Legion of Superheroes
"I hesitate to place this burden on you," Gandalf warns as he places the One Ring in care of this strangely dressed hero who had appeared in their time of need, "Are you sure you are willing to take up the perils and see this quest to it's completion, through fire and shadow, death and war, and all you may face along the way?"
"Trust me, I'm a senator," Tenzil Kem replies with a wink, and pops the ring in his mouth, biting it in half with one chomp.
One more, and it's gone, while Gandalf and the rest of the Council of Elrond look on, speechless, even as the will of Sauron lifts from the land.
"So, what's for Second breakfast?"