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How to Human (Kira needs your advice!) by Pyro-Zombie How to Human (Kira needs your advice!) by Pyro-Zombie
This is the other thing I was talking about XD

Kira is perfectly aware that she's not demon material so she decided to try to other side of the coin. Looking for a guide or something from where to learn she spots it, the thing she's been looking for so long, the answer to all of her questions, the last copy of "How to Human" at only $9,99! it was too good to be truth, so she went and looked for money in every corner of her house and even asked Mad for some of it until she was finally able to buy her second favorite book ever, dumb? maybe, a total scam to get money from the ingenuous kids? definitely, but nonetheless it was her chance to start to make things right!

So how does this work?

basically you'll helping Kira to learn more about humans so she can learn how to fit in, it's similar to the ask but instead of asking stuff you'll be giving Kira advice on how to behave properly as a human and it'll be like she's reading it on her "How to Human" book

> You must comment with tips/advice about how to behave like a human, these can be in form of a phrase or an small text but not questions (for example, "some humans like to do X thing on Y day" or "humans celebrate a festivity that consists in...", etc)
> It can be good or bad advice
> I'll draw Kira following your advice in the way I think she would 

Hope this sounds interesting XD

I'll leave the link to the "Ask/dare my characters" here as well:
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Fantroll15 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 18, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Humans enjoy food and rest like any other creature. But when deprived of either, they can become more dangerous than any demon. To be friends with a human who is in this condition, it is best to leave them food first, and come back with blankets and a warm drink (either coffee or hot chocolate: read chapter 8 to see instructions on how to make either). Remain in contact with human as they are getting better. Friendship should ensue. 
ZiaZephyrumII Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017   General Artist
I cannot express how much I laughed with the second pannel
Pyro-Zombie Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Melodykaeru Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
perdón,pero vagancia de traducir al ingles
"bienvenido a la guía de como ser un humano común y corriente,esperamos que estos trucos hagan tu estadía en el mundo de los humanos mas sencilla,comencemos!

_Los humanos pueden hipnotizar cabras si las miran fijamente a los ojos mientras agitan sus brazos en circulos
_Los humanos se saludan entre si estornudándose en la cara
_Para ser un humano muy sofisticado a la hora de una cena elegante,es primordial comer con los pies y hacer ruidos al masticar
_Por ultimo,los humanos deben hacer todo lo que su compañero zombie le diga que haga sin chistar"

obviamente,Kira compró el libro y Mad le arrancó las paginas y lo modificó,chico malo
Mo0nstarus Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To be human is to just be yourself Big Fool Emoji-1 (Thumbs Up) [V2] 

With that in mind, go out and experience the world of humans! I'm sure as you travel and see, hear, and taste all the different sights, sounds, and smells, you'll learn more about humans (and their behavior) in general. Over time, you may even come to your own conclusions on what it means to be human.
Ashley-Chan1 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist

How To Human

Chapter 666: 
Human Behavior and Self Care


Lesson #12:
Humans are very simple creatures when it comes to the topic of sustenance, they eat 3 major meals a day, and some snacks to balance out the day. Typically, the average human is recommended to consume 2,400 - 3,000 calories a day. Try starting with something small, and work your way up - there is no right or wrong when it comes to Humans, food is food after all, no matter the calorie count!


Lesson #30:
Humans on average 
taking care of their personal hygiene can range from anywhere between 0-10 or more times a day. These activities consist of, but aren't limited to; combing their hair, brushing their teeth, taking a bath or shower, putting on antiperspirant, and decorating their face with pointless multiple layers of makeup that make them look like absolute clowns or barbie dolls. Start with one of the mentioned activities and see how you feel, along with how others around you react! Alternatively just don't care what anyone else things and let yourself fall apart! leave your hair messy and your clothes unwashed or don't take a bath for what seems like YEARS, this is what some humans do!


Lesson #29:
Humans are emotionally unstable creatures that range from caring - hellish, and often either control their emotions well by hiding behind a mask, or have no self-control and let their emotional problems spill out in a variety of ways that may or may not consist of turning it into some sick sense of humor. Try bottling up your emotions and not letting anything show! Alternatively don't hold back and let everything just go all out like a volcano that destroys everything and everyone around it! Remember, no matter what way you present yourself emotionally, people will always judge you and bully you and think your some sort of weirdo - try not to let this inevitable realization bother you too much though.


Lesson #64:
Humans often come to a point in their lives where they search for a suitable mate, gotta continue the human race after-all and fill the earth with countless amounts of differing people who will eventually just tear each other apart. To get a mate, search for someone you find emotionally, mentally, or physically attractive - then try to impress them with fancy gifts and what they like. Don't ever try to just be yourself and see if they like you for you, why would you ever do that? It's all about making babies! If ever you do find someone who like you for who you are as a person - Run ...


Lesson #1:
Humans are complicated when it comes to emotional or physical needs and desires. One moment one might ask for a drink, while in the next will yell at you for getting the drink they requested, all because they changed their mind or were testing you to see what you would do - because they are an asshole. Don't be like these humans! Be better them them by trying to be nice to others and compliment them or thank them for doing any sort of thing they think was thoughtful, even if you really dislike whatever it is and don't want it - it' be rude to refuse a gift or friendly gesture!


This has been snippets of chapter 666 of "How to Human"

Brought to you by:
An cartoon loving weirdo artist who is probably trying to accumulate some sort of art and manga collection
TJayArtwork Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awww xD idk why but this was just soo cute! lol
OneCallGat Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Human for Dummies.
Kawaiikittychu7 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
When someone is talking to ya, give 'em your undivided attention. And make eye contact.Don't look away. Avoid blinking.
Joey-dragonbreath Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
it is considered inappropriate to mention gore if the conversation does not involve gore or if others are eating.
it is considered rude to throw insects at others.
try not to be different no one likes different.
Halloween is the one day you can dress like whatever you want without being considered weird.
If someone is offended by you tell them to deal with it. (sunglasses optional)
it is considered strange to sniff animals

well that's my advice
Arkhelios Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No matter what you do, no matter what your beliefs are, you're going to offend someone. There's no way around it. You can put a purple flower in your hair and I guarantee you someone will throw a fit about it. Ignore them. Do whatever you're gonna do, and don't let someone elses hate or irritation get in the way.
NinGeko Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Crys: "Ok, so uh....humans are weird~ that's the most important thing you have to know. So to be like them, weird too! Yell out things like 'swag' and 'yolo' whenever you feel like you've done any sort of minor cool thing....or are about to do something that you probably shouldn't be doing. Watch this thing called anime, it's a sort of Russian roulette of good, and .....oh wait, no no forget I said anything about anime. Also they have this thing called Your Tube where you can watch a lot of cats doing cute things!" Taps chin and thinks, "Also a job would be nice, but they're terribly hard to find. Education is....optional? I'm not sure but apparently if you're a student you have to run with your hands in a straight line behind you while leaning forward. It's a lot of fun, but rather inpractical." Nods, "Anyways if you have any other things you want to know about how humans behave nowadays feel free to poke me any time!" *vanishes*
NoodleSoup08 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Student General Artist
Alright! Uncle Maniac Noodle's taking you on a feild trip! Human's are very fascinating and sometimes questionable creatures, indeed! However the advice I give you will help you blend in with them! This advice is, buy everything you see that you want. No questions.

By doing this, you can find and bond with more people who relate to you and your likings. Plus now that you have that stuff, when will you ever feel down?

However, if the bloke at the cash register shoots you any negative looks for buying so bloody much just ignore them. They brought that burden apon themselves.

Anywho, good luck being human!
(Just be careful on Black Fridays. Things can become a hell storm sometimes to say the least)
VLAQKENED Featured By Owner Edited Oct 3, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Humans have their own preference with food, different each other. Some like normal stuff, some like pineapples on pizza, some like chicken sashimi, some like balut, etc.---

Just don't shove your way of cooking, eating, and ask how much do they consume food .......They'll kill you for sure.

Just learn how to cook good stuff, bonding with food creates lasting friendships.~ O v O Happy how-to-humanings!
Ghost--Cat Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well Kira, one of the bigs steps to being human is that you gotta make a human friend or two. Friends are super nice, and they'll help you be human too! To make a human friend, go out to any public area, say hello to someone nice looking, and make some polite conversation. Don't forget your manners! Talk to them long enough and soon you'll have a new human friend :^3
maudlinSatire Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Humans act in very different ways but unfortunately some things are deemed unacceptable. In the event you feel that you may be doing something unacceptable, look around & do what everyone else is doing.

(This is such a cool idea!)
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