So these three buggers went ahead and tagged me
Alright alright alright alright, lets get it started with the kiwi thing
Im about to tell yall about the birds and the bees but before I do that, here are ten random farts, I mean facts gosh darnit, about the Aussie we all love to hate. To love. to ha--
Back when he was still just a scholar, he was the best in his class, at biology that is. His parents were quite proud of him and had great hopes for him to follow in their Ranger footsteps.
It is said his lust for gunning was born when his father took him out to the woods to learn how to use a tranquilizer gun. The sound of the falling animals made something click in his mind. He worked hard to perfect his aim and became quite obsessed. His parents didn't see anything wrong with it, as they just thought it would better his chances on becoming a Ranger.
He is (somewhat) of a closet gamer. His favorite game to play being 'Duck Hunt' for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Though he's been playing the PSP in his spare time too whenever he can. (Bloody doctor and his bloody gifts why I oughta--) He still wonders how youngsters these days play on consoles that small.
He used to have quite the bushy mustache, yet an unfortunate accident that involved a halfly-lit cigarette and a bird suddenly flying past him, soon changed that.
He spent a good couple of years on the run before he was finally caught by Park Ranger Tyne Dawson.
He had a short relationship with that same ranger back when they were still working partners. The relationship (needless to say) ended when he chose a different lifestyle.
He may or may not have issues when it comes to socializing with people, for more than one reason. The biggest reason may be because he spent such a long time trying to keep people from finding him. It is quite hard to start letting people back in just like that.
His relationship with his father is anything but a positive one these days. His mother and brother still visits him on an occasional basis but Butch refuses to. Little does Alan know that this is because Butch blames himself for the state his oldest son is in. Yet stubbornness refrains him to open up.
When he likes someone, he usually likes that person from the moment he met them. It is hard to change his mind about the first impression he got, unless that certain person does something quite spectacular to convince him otherwise.
He secretly longs back to the days where he was taller than his much younger brother.
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Here we go folks, on to the second character. That bowtie wearing rascal called JEAN
Seriously folks, I don't even know how to pronounce it myself.
HERE WE GO NOW--
He is lactose-intolerant. It's a real darn shame really, because he is quite the dairy man. He often sins and eats cake whenever he is in a bad mood, which doesn't occur all that much, but when it does he is out for at least a day.
He has two younger sisters called Louise and Irene. The latter left the house to presumably go and live on her own while the latter currently resides with foster parents . She runs away from home a lot though and always seems to find her way back to her siblings in one way or another.
The reason why he shot his foster parents' housemaid is unknown even to him. This because he blacked out when he had performed the actual deed. The only one who could possibly have a clue is the only witness, his oldest younger sister, Louise. Yet she went into shock after witnessing the event and is barely able to utter anything sensible because of it.
He is almost never seen without a bowtie, though surprisingly even though his favorite color is purple, he does not have one in that color. Only black and white.
He is often seen walking around the prison while eating fishsticks. He has no choice really, he does not want them to go bad, and since someone found it funny to keep filling up the freezer in his room with loads of them, what else can a man do.
Jean is quite agile and he is mostly known for his parkours talents. He even won several competitions with it when he was still a teenager.
Despite his mother losing interest in taking care of her children when he was in the beginning of his teenage years, Jean proved to be quite good at adapting to the situation and kept taking care of his little sisters, untill the state had found suitable foster parents for them.
He prefers warmth over the cold, and loves to just relax by the fire. Though he'd face any kind of cold to be with the ones he loves. ;D WAIT DID I SAY LOVES I MEAN--
He likes robots. Also Power Rangers. He is a Geek ok.
He is a very curious young man, but you know what they say. Curiousity killed the cat. Or well, in his case, barely killed the cat. Huh.\
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And then Julie goes all random and makes me talk about RANDOLPH of all people
Well better get this over with
He likes his sunglasses. It was the first thing he ever stole. Well actually he stole a whole batch of it back then, but y'all get the gist of it. He seriously does not like to take them off.
He is the leader of Diamond Ace street gang. They don't do much more harm than stealing and begging though. Since he is pretty much anti-violence
Just because he is anti-violence, does not mean he can't hold his own in a fight. Look out y'all, he's got a Morning Star.
He used to be an aristocrat, and quite wellknown too. Until he lost all his money at once when playing a game round in a Casino. His wife soon left him when his fortune had, and not long after he wound up on the street. As it happens in most big cities.
He has quite the money spending obsession, something his past is to blame for.
The fact that he has one missing tooth is because there used to be a rather expensive diamond on it. He had to sell it in the past to be able to pay allowance to his then freshly divorced wife. The gaping hole in his teeth is a constant reminder of how he lost his last bit of fortune back then.
He keeps his lucky Diamond Ace playing card with him at all times, for it brought him luck throughout all his previous casino visits. He believes the fact that he wasn't wearing it during his very last visit is the reason why he lost his fortune in the first place.
He secretly really likes those cheesy looking Christmas sweaters people wear during the holidays.
He dislikes chess but pretends to know the rules anyway
He has seduced many a lady with those ice blue eyes of his alone. Yes.
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