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A New Journey (Pokemon Dew Prologue)
The weather was harsh, a little too cold to sustain life, but Enigma didn't care. He couldn't afford any better than a cabin in the mountains. He had to raise his child here. First, he had to deal with his hot-blooded surrogate.
Sur "There. I birthed your child. Now where's my money?"
Kr "I can assure that you will receive your payment-"
Sur "When? When, Enigma?"
Kr "By... his... thirteenth birthday."
Sur "THIRTEEN YEARS?! HELL NO!!! I WANT MY PAYMENT BY THE END OF THE MONTH OR THE BOY COMES WITH ME!!! YOU HEAR THAT, YOU WEASEL?! I CARRIED A CHILD FOR YOU!!!"
Kr "But-"
Sur "NO BUTS!!! SELL YOUR KIDNEYS, YOUR EYES, YOUR POKEMON, I DON'T CARE!!! JUST GET ME THAT CASH!!!"
Kr "Try to look at things from my perspect-"
Sur "YOUR perspective? All I see in you is a manipulative scumbag USING ME FOR MY BODY!!!"
Kr "Look, just... give me time, and I'll pay you..."
Sur "I will NOT give you more time! I refuse to argue with you any longer, just... figure it out."
With that, she was gone.
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Literature
Sixteen Souls (ISH Epilogue)
The Hansens, Heeres, Kleinmans, Murphys, Mell, and Beck (Yes, single on those last two.) were sitting at the dinner table. There were fifteen people gathered at the Murphy family's table. (Sixteen if you count Avacado!) That must be pretty cramped.
Alr "Which little fool brought four-cheese pizza rolls to this sacred holiday?!"
Jared, Michael, and Jeremy all sweat nervously as Alric Kleinman eyed them.
Mi "Well... Jeremy, Jared and I-"
Alr "MY OWN SON?!"
Cyn "Mr. Kleinman please, it's not a big deal-"
Alr "NOT A BIG DEAL?!"
Her "Really darling... let them have their fun..."
Thank you Hermana.
T "Seriously dad. Grow up."
Alr "Timmy..."
T "Dad..."
Alric was quiet.
Con "Wow, Jared... your family is... fun."
Jar "Tell me about it..."
E "SO!"
Silence.
E "Is my broccoli casserole good?"
Ala "It's great!"
Mi "I didn't think I'd like it. I was wrong."
B "ISH DERISHISS!!!"
Alr "Manners, Ben."
Z "Seriously though Ev. You need to go on Food Network."
Ha "I'm so proud of you~"
Hee "Congrats, son."
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Literature
Paranormal Introductory (ISH Chapter 11)
Jeremy made sure to wake up early. Which meant setting an alarm. Right now he was reaching for the snooze button to quiet the accursed ringing.
Av "Jeremy. There is no snooze button."
Jer "Shhhhhhhuuuuut uuuuuuppppp..."
Av "You asked me to wake you up at 6:00 AM. I will not shut up until you leave the couch."
Jeremy pouted.
Jer "B-b-but I don't w-want to wake Michael up..."
Av "You plan on driving yourself?"
Jer "Dad can d-drive."
Av "How will Michael react if you leave without telling him? You never asked him if he wanted to go."
Jer "He- O-oh. You're right."
Mi *yawn* "What's nacho sauce talking about?"
Jer "I n-never asked you if you w-wanted to come with me when I i-introduced dad to the Murphys..."
Mi "Thanks for asking, because I ABSOLUTELY want to come."
Jer "A-are you being sarcastic?"
Mi "No dude. I want to see your dad piss his pants."
Jar "Kinky~"
Jared was watching from the staircase.
Jer "AAAAH!!! WH-WHEN DID YOU GET UP?!"
Jar "Been up, my dudes. I slept like fucking royal
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Literature
BNHA/MHA OCs (Aspiring Heroes)
Name: Austin Midas
Gender: Male
Personality: Generous, Envious, Oblivious, Romantic
Likes: Loose Clothes, Oatmeal, Canopy Beds, Cuttlefish, Chemistry, Hand-Fans, and Mazes
Dislikes: History and Alcohol
Hobbies: Designing Hand-Fans
Hero Name: Alchemist
Quirk: Golden Touch
Quirk Details: Anything Austin's hands touch slowly turns into solid gold at the molecular level! This includes organic life such as himself, however, so he wears (golden) gloves to prevent accidents. Thankfully, he can reverse the process by pouring hot water over affected objects or people.
Equipment: Golden Gloves and Sleeping Gas
Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)
Misc.: Austin has a pet cuttlefish named Squishy.
Name: Valerie Angel
Gender: Female
Personality: Aggressive, Clever, Charismatic, Secretly Caring
Likes: Pranks, Weapons, Politics, and Lemonade
Dislikes: Topiaries, Puppets, Snow-Boarding, and Jump-Rope
Hobbies: Knife Collecting and Destroying Dolls
Hero Name: Valkyrie
Quirk: Healing Hand
Quir
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Literature
Creep
[Instrumental Intro]
[Verse 1]
When I wake, I'm seeing red
Pause.
Thinking some people are just better off de-ad
Pause.
My heart starts pounding out of dread
Pause.
From all the thoughts that cloud my he-ad
Pause.
Tears start to drip from both my eyes
Pause.
That probably doesn't come as much of a surprise
Pause.
I'll keep on sobbing 'til I'm dry
Pause.
And then repeat it 'til I die
[Build-Up]
My feelings just build up
An overflowing cup
Sometimes it's all too rough
Is my own will enough?
I need to clean my mess
But I just can't confess
This echoing sadness
It really is hopeless
[Chorus]
I punch the wall and grab my chest
Let my tears fall- it's for the best
Can't breathe at all but I won't rest
My heart could call but I'd detest
I lie awake when I should sleep
I need to rest instead I weep
As my insomnia runs deep
Pause.
I'm just a creep
[Verse 2]
I dry my eyes, I start my day
Pause.
My happiness shouldn't matter anyway
Pause.
I tell my people I'm okay
Pause.
But that's just something
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Literature
Together- Part 2 (ISH Chapter 10)
Jared and Evan were enjoying their evening, but things were kind of boring.
Jar "Hey acorn."
E "Uh... yeah?"
Jar "I'm boooooored! Reeeeeaaaaally bored..."
E "Then we should find something to do!"
Jar "And that something would be?"
Evan was at a loss for words.
E "I... don't... know?"
Jar "Well you better think of something! I'm gonna pass out if I don't have anything to do!"
E "O-okay! I... guess I should name my succulents?"
Jared started giggling. Evan blushed.
E "H-hey! You told me to think of something!"
Jar "I just-" *chuckle* "didn't expect to be naming baby cacti!"
E "Not just cacti. Succulents in general, like aloe vera."
Jar "Can you get high off of them?"
E "What- NO! I mean... maybe some of them could get you high? I haven't looked into that..."
Jar "Why not try?"
E "If you damage any one of them-"
Jar "Dude. Chill. I'm joking."
E "Please don't joke about that..."
Silence.
Jar "Are we going to start naming them?"
E "REALLY?! I mean- of course!"
Evan looked at a tiny cactus.
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Literature
Together- Part 1 (ISH Chapter 9)
The ride home was bizarrely quiet. The four boys all spent their time trying to make sense of what they've seen. Well, except for Michael. He had more important matters to attend to. Like driving.
Mi "Alright! We're here!"
Jer "A-alright! Dinner time!"
Jar "Ms. Hansen's cooking is fucking awesome! Hell yeah it's dinner time!"
E "It uh... gets pretty average when you eat it every night."
Pause.
E "I-it's not BAD- I uh... it's not as good to me as it is to you."
Mi "I don't care WHAT we're eating, I'm just hungry!"
Jar "Then don't just sit there! Let's move boys! LET'S MOOOOOOOVE!!!"
Jer "Wh-what WAS that?!"
Jar "Verbal art, Jerry, verbal art."
Evan unlocked the door.
E "Are you coming inside or not?"
Jar "YES!"
Jared ran past Evan and body slammed onto the couch.
Ha "Evan? Is that you?"
Jar "YEP! IT'S YOUR NERVOUS SON! NOT-JARED!"
Heidi quickly ran into the main room and looked at Jared in disbelief.
Jar "Sup."
Ha "Oh my... JARED!"
Heidi ran to Jared and hugged him.
Jar "Am I REALLY tha
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Literature
I'm Sorry (ISH Chapter 8)
Everyone there had something on their mind in that moment. The people outside looked like they had just seen a ghost- which they have!
Con "Make yourselves at home. This is going to take... honestly, I'm bad at guessing shit like that, so just... come on."
Connor gestured the group of six inside. Most of them entered, except for two. Those two were Jared and Zoe.
Con "Um... are you two going to just... stand... there?"
Zoe looked uncomfortable, and Jared looked straight up terrified.
Jar "Are you... going to torture us? For... everything?"
Zoe "Yeah... you being inviting is way more offputting than it probably should be..."
Con "Firstly, nope. That won't solve anything- Evan and I agreed on that. Secondly, we need to talk. All of us. Including you. Especially you."
Jar "I guess I bought all this shit for nothing..."
Jared threw a vacuum with a flashlight duct-taped to it behind him.
Z "I'm never giving you my money again."
Jar "Fair enough."
Connor glanced at Jeremy and Michael.
Con "W
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Literature
The Color of Envy (ISH Chapter 7)
How could he not think this through? Was he seriously THAT bad at planning?
E "Um... I could like, suggest stuff?"
Connor wasn't listening.
E "Connor!"
Con "GAH!"
Connor looked flustered.
Con "Don't startle me like that!"
E "Sorry? You... weren't paying attention."
Con "What's so important that you needed to interrupt my brainstorming?"
E "I... could suggest some punishments?"
Con "Hmm... Wait, why would you give me ideas on how to HURT you?"
E "Because I deserve it."
Connor briefly flashed a look of sympathy before returning to his usual annoyed expression.
Con "You... do."
Pause.
Con "What kind of ideas do you have?"
E "I guess you could like, drown me? Skin me ali-"
Con "Holy shit no!"
Silence.
E "Why-"
Con "Dude. I CAN NOT live with that level of guilt. I already have enough of that as is."
Pause.
Con "I mean, I can't live, like, period, but you get what I mean."
Evan laughed a little.
E "That was... kind of funny?"
Con "No it wasn't."
E "I found it funny."
Silence.
Con "Um... than
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Into the Darkness (ISH Chapter 6)
The Murphy's house came into view, but something... EVERYTHING looked different. Alana was sitting on the now birch-wood porch, watching the car pull in. She waved.
E "What's Alana doing here?!"
Z "I'll ask."
Zoe parked the car and stepped outside.
Z "Hi Alana!"
Al "Heyo Zo-Zo!"
Z "What are you doing here?"
Al "I thought that we could hang out!"
Alana looked at the house, and then back to Zoe.
Al "You had time to remodel the place since last week?"
Z "Actually... no? The place is haunted or something."
Al "OH. MY. GOD."
Alana went up to Zoe and cautiously spoke to her.
Al "You don't think..."
Z "I don't know who else it could be..."
Al "Why... Why would he be back?"
Z "Evan. He's mad at Evan."
Al "Over what? The Connor Project?"
Zoe realized she hadn't told Alana the truth yet. That would have to wait.
Z "Uh... I guess?"
Al "What do you mean by-"
Evan stepped out of the car.
E "Hey Alana!"
Cyn "Hello Alana!"
Mi "Hi Alana!"
Everyone stared at Michael.
Mi "What? I can't say hi?"
Jer "I g
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Literature
Preparing for the Storm (ISH Chapter 5)
Jeremy and Cynthia were stuck in the car while the others ran in for supplies.
Jer "Y-you think they'll be able to a-afford everything they need?"
Cyn *chuckle* "Zoe could buy half the stuff in that store and we'd still be well off! They're gonna be fine!"
Jer "O-okay?"
Pause.
Jer "Are you l-like... rich?"
Cyn "I suppose."
Silence.
Jer "Wh-why would the ghost want Evan?"
Cynthia looked uncomfortable.
Jer "M-Mrs. Murphy?"
Silence.
Cyn "It's my son."
Jer "Wh-what?"
Cyn "The... ghost."
Jer "WHAT?!"
Pause.
Jer "The gh-gh-ghost... is... your son? Wh-why would he-"
Cyn "There's no-one else it could be. He's always been the type to hold grudges... and after... what happened, I'm sure he'd be more than slightly angry with Evan."
Jer "What... h-happened?"
Silence.
Cyn "Jeremy... can you keep a secret?"
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Jared was more than just a little
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Help Needed- Part 2 (ISH Chapter 4)
Zoe pulled into the Kleinman driveway. She had to drag Evan out of the car.
E "Can I... wait out here?"
Z "No."
E *sigh* 'Worth a shot...'
Michael rings the doorbell. A tall woman with brown hair answers.
Kl "Buenas tardes!"
The woman looked down.
Kl "Who are you children?"
She then looked over at Evan.
Kl "Oh..."
She was about to shut the door, but Michael stuck his foot in the door.
Mi "Michael Mell. I'm here to see Jared."
The woman bent down and whispered in Michael's ear.
Kl "Why did you bring... him?"
Mi "Evan?"
E "Yes?"
Kl "Shhhh!"
Mi "Um... this woman is whispering about you."
Kl "Puta madre..."
The woman covers her face.
E "H-hey! That's... that's pretty mean!"
Jer "Wh-what does that even-"
E "But I can look past it!"
Awkward silence.
E "I need to apologize."
Kl *sigh* "JARED! YOU HAVE VISITORS!"
T "NOT RIGHT-RIGHT NOW!!! WE'RE TRY-TRYING TO-"
Jar "BEAT CALAMITY GANON!"
B "I thought he did that last week?"
Pause.
B "Does Breath of the Wild even HAVE co-op?"
Kl "IT'S IMPORTANT!
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The weather was harsh, a little too cold to sustain life, but Enigma didn't care. He couldn't afford any better than a cabin in the mountains. He had to raise his child here. First, he had to deal with his hot-blooded surrogate.

Sur "There. I birthed your child. Now where's my money?"

Kr "I can assure that you will receive your payment-"

Sur "When? When, Enigma?"

Kr "By... his... thirteenth birthday."

Sur "THIRTEEN YEARS?! HELL NO!!! I WANT MY PAYMENT BY THE END OF THE MONTH OR THE BOY COMES WITH ME!!! YOU HEAR THAT, YOU WEASEL?! I CARRIED A CHILD FOR YOU!!!"

Kr "But-"

Sur "NO BUTS!!! SELL YOUR KIDNEYS, YOUR EYES, YOUR POKEMON, I DON'T CARE!!! JUST GET ME THAT CASH!!!"

Kr "Try to look at things from my perspect-"

Sur "YOUR perspective? All I see in you is a manipulative scumbag USING ME FOR MY BODY!!!"

Kr "Look, just... give me time, and I'll pay you..."

Sur "I will NOT give you more time! I refuse to argue with you any longer, just... figure it out."

With that, she was gone.

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Enigma was desperate. He needed the money by tomorrow. Was this it? Was he going to lose Dustin?

??? "My Malamar told me you were stressed..."

Enigma jumped at the sudden voice, which seemed to upset the baby with him.

Kr "It's okay Dustin... calm down..."

Enigma turned to face the man who had called to him.

Kr "Who... are you?"

Ko "My name is Koya, and you seem to be in need of my financial aid."

Kr "You... would help me?"

Ko "Of course! But I do require something in return..."

Kr "Will I have the money by tomorrow?"

Ko "That depends on how quickly you make up your mind..."

Kr "I'm with you one-hundred percent on whatever you need... just... leave my son out of this."

Ko "I don't see any issue with that..."

Koya extended his hand, prompting Enigma to do the same.

Ko "Here's to a long and prosperous partnership."

Kr "Right behind you!"

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Dustin was awoken from his slumber by the paws of an Eevee on his face, as usual. But which one? He opened his eyes to see...

D "G'morning Giddy... You ready for adventure?"

Dustin's three legged Eevee, Gideon, had decided to wake him up this morning. It was a very important morning for Dustin, as it was finally his sixteenth birthday! His dad would finally let him leave town!

g *excited yipping*

D "I'll take that as a yes!"

Dustin got out of bed, and rushed through his morning rituals. He ran downstairs as fast as he could.

D "HEY DAD!!! I'M SIXTEEN!!!"

Enigma turned to face him.

Kr "Good for you. Pack your stuff."

D "Got it!"

For as long as Dustin could remember, something seemed off about his dad. Was it his behavior? His sideburns? Yeah. It was probably the sideburns. Disregarding that, Dustin rounded up his Eevees. Whip, who was snow white, Cyclops, who was pitch black and missing an eye, Captain, the runt, who was bandaged from an encounter with a savage Beartic, and Cherry, who was was deaf. Gideon had been following him around to begin with.

D "That's everyone and everything!"

Dustin opened the door, but was stopped by his dad.

Kr "If you see any people with visors and colorful bodysuits, turn the other way immediately."

Silence.

Kr "They're probably drunk."

D "Okay!"

Dustin dashed out the door, eager to leave Evergreen Town for the first time! This was going to be great!

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??? 1 *sigh* "Is he still running? I thought Live-Wire caught him this morning!?"

??? 2 "Well it turns out he failed to keep him caught. Should've sent Pitch Black."

??? 1 "CAN IT SANGARITA BLAST!!! I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE!!!"

Sangarita rolled her eyes.

SB "Alright... maybe just... try and send someone more serious next time?"

??? "Noted..." 'This "Red" guy is going to be an issue...'
A New Journey (Pokemon Dew Prologue)
and here's the be more chill pokemon crossover! i've been planning this for a while, so it feels great to finally start publishing!
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Pokemon Dew - Map of Neo-Borou
Here's the first content from my Pokemon/Be More Chill crossover region! If you have any trouble reading the map, leave a comment with the part you're struggling with!
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The Hansens, Heeres, Kleinmans, Murphys, Mell, and Beck (Yes, single on those last two.) were sitting at the dinner table. There were fifteen people gathered at the Murphy family's table. (Sixteen if you count Avacado!) That must be pretty cramped.

Alr "Which little fool brought four-cheese pizza rolls to this sacred holiday?!"

Jared, Michael, and Jeremy all sweat nervously as Alric Kleinman eyed them.

Mi "Well... Jeremy, Jared and I-"

Alr "MY OWN SON?!"

Cyn "Mr. Kleinman please, it's not a big deal-"

Alr "NOT A BIG DEAL?!"

Her "Really darling... let them have their fun..."

Thank you Hermana.

T "Seriously dad. Grow up."

Alr "Timmy..."

T "Dad..."

Alric was quiet.

Con "Wow, Jared... your family is... fun."

Jar "Tell me about it..."

E "SO!"

Silence.

E "Is my broccoli casserole good?"

Ala "It's great!"

Mi "I didn't think I'd like it. I was wrong."

B "ISH DERISHISS!!!"

Alr "Manners, Ben."

Z "Seriously though Ev. You need to go on Food Network."

Ha "I'm so proud of you~"

Hee "Congrats, son."

E "Please don't call me son. You're not my dad yet."

Pause.

E "YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON! SORRY ABOUT-"

Hee "Cool it kiddo. You freak out more than Jeremy!"

Jer "I th-think he might be right..."

E "I uh... sorry?"

Con "Dude. Stop apologizing for nothing."

E "Sor- Okay..."

L "Are we going to give thanks or not?"

Hee "You heard the man!"

Con "I'll go first."

Everyone looked at Connor.

Con "I'm thankful for... being here, I guess. I know I don't deserve it, but I've been able to smile today. It's... great."

Cyn "And I'm thankful that you're here."

Z "It's... nice to be able to have a normal conversation with you. I'm thankful for that."

Larry was silent.

E "I'm thankful for even being allowed in this house! By all means, I should be banned from this place! But look at me now!"

Pause.

E "I'm also thankful that you all enjoyed my casserole. I worked hard on it."

Ha "I'm thankful that everyone is able to be here in the same room! Evan and Jared are getting along again!"

Jared raised his eyebrows at Evan, causing him to cover his face and look away.

Jar "I'm thankful for Evan."

Silence.

Jar "Just Evan."

B "I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS CASSEROLE!!!"

T "I'm thankful that nothing went wrong!"

Her "I'm thankful for this incredible feast."

Alr "I'm thankful that Jared hasn't ruined my meal."

Ala "I'm thankful that I could make it to Zoe's place for dinner! It could almost be considered a date!"

Hee "I'm thankful that we came to this side of New Jersey!"

Jer "I-I-I'm thankful for M-Michael's forgiveness."

Mi "Isn't that old news?"

Jer "R-really?"

Mi "Yep."

Pause.

Mi "I'm thankful for Jeremy being an oversensitive dork and worrying about me. It's really cute."

Jeremy covered his face.

Con "And you?"

The room went silent.

Con "With Jeremy?"

Jer "WH-WH-WH-WHAT?!"

Con "There's another soul near you. Are you aware?"

Ava "Could he be referring to me?"

Jer 'HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!' "A-Avacado?"

Jeremy held his phone out.

Ava "Me?"

Con "I believe so..."

Mi "NACHO SAUCE HAS A SOUL?!"

Ava "I... I do?"

Con "Pretty fucking sure..."

L "Language..."

Con "Fuck off."

Ava "Then... I'm thankful for whatever turn of events led to this. It's a relief. It raises many questions, but it still brings me comfort."

Hee "I have two kids now? Maybe three?"

E "Not yet."

Jer "I g-guess so?"

Mi "Conglaturations."

L "You mean-"

Con "It's intentional."

Larry Murphy was officially bewildered by modern day teenagers, and modern teenagers were officially bewildered by Larry Murphy. Some things never change.
Sixteen Souls (ISH Epilogue)
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Jeremy made sure to wake up early. Which meant setting an alarm. Right now he was reaching for the snooze button to quiet the accursed ringing.

Av "Jeremy. There is no snooze button."

Jer "Shhhhhhhuuuuut uuuuuuppppp..."

Av "You asked me to wake you up at 6:00 AM. I will not shut up until you leave the couch."

Jeremy pouted.

Jer "B-b-but I don't w-want to wake Michael up..."

Av "You plan on driving yourself?"

Jer "Dad can d-drive."

Av "How will Michael react if you leave without telling him? You never asked him if he wanted to go."

Jer "He- O-oh. You're right."

Mi *yawn* "What's nacho sauce talking about?"

Jer "I n-never asked you if you w-wanted to come with me when I i-introduced dad to the Murphys..."

Mi "Thanks for asking, because I ABSOLUTELY want to come."

Jer "A-are you being sarcastic?"

Mi "No dude. I want to see your dad piss his pants."

Jar "Kinky~"

Jared was watching from the staircase.

Jer "AAAAH!!! WH-WHEN DID YOU GET UP?!"

Jar "Been up, my dudes. I slept like fucking royalty last night, thanks to my new boyfriend~"

Jared paused.

Jar "HEY BAAAAAAABE!!! WAKE YOUR FINE ASS UUUUUUUP!!!"

Evan ran out of his bedroom.

E "I'M UP! I'M UP! AND YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY ASS!"

Jar "I WILL SOON!"

A muffled scream came from upstairs, followed by Evan walking out of his bedroom.

E "There are guests..."

Jer "I-I've heard way weirder."

Jar "In porn?"

Jer "WH-WHAT?! N-NO! A-A-ABSOLUTELY NOT! WH-WHY WOULD I-"

Jar "You're an awful liar."

Jeremy covered his face in shame.

Mi "Jared?"

Jar "Yello?"

Mi "Could you wake up Jeremy's dad?"

Jar "Don't address the king in such a manner."

Mi "My dearest apologies. May I request a favor of you, that being the awakening of Paul Heere?"

Jar "I accept your request, Sir Michael. I shall embark at once."

Jared made his way to Heidi's bedroom, airhorn in hand. He presses down on the button and... HONK!

He & Ha "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

The two parental figures stopped screaming when they saw Jared.

He "IS THIS KID CRAZY?!"

Ha *sigh* "He always has an... interesting way of doing things."

Heidi turned to look at Jared.

Ha "You need something?"

Jar "I need Paul. We're going to see the Murphys."

He "This early..?"

Jar "Yes. Before Jeremy dies of embarrassment."

He *sigh* "Alright..."

Ha "I'm coming too..."

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The car pulled into the driveway of the Murphy household. Evan steps out and walks to the door, but hears bickering on the other side.

Con "...and that's why Panic! at the Disco is infinitely better than Fall Out Boy!

Z "You... basically just described how much you love Brendon Urie..."

Con *incoherent sobbing* "HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!"

Evan cautiously knocked on the door. Zoe answered.

E "Uh... good morning."

Z "What are you doing here?"

E "We're trying to prove the existence of ghosts to Jeremy's dad."

Z "Then where is he?"

Evan ran to the car and gestured everyone out. Zoe turned to Connor.

Z "Hey... Hey."

Connor stopped crying.

Z "Do you want to scare a couple of parents?"

Connor nodded, and went to hide.

He "Alright..."

Mr. Heere walked up to the doorway.

He "Are you... Zoe?"

Z "Yup."

Heidi interrupted.

Ha "Good morning Zoe!"

Z "Good morning Ms. H."

Ha "Might be Mrs. H soon~"

Heidi grabbed her lover's arm.

Z "Now."

He "Now what-"

Con "YOU HAVE CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF SANITY!!! ALL OF WHICH YOU SEE FROM HERE ON IS A MIRA-"

Mr. Heere shrieked and almost threw Heidi at Connor, but stopped himself.

He "Are you- FLOATING?!"

Con "Yep."

Mr. Heere was hyperventilating, causing Jeremy to run to his side.

Jer "H-HOLY SHIT IS HE OKAY?!"

He "MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!"

Jeremy walked his dad into the house as he babbled incoherently.

Ha "That answers one of my biggest questions in life. Now I need to see if I can contact my parents again..."

Con "That's... really depressing."

Ha "So is the dead kid talking back to me."

Con "Wh- Oh."

Heidi walked inside, followed by the quartet of teens. Jared insisted on calling them a "quarteen" while in the car, but Evan let him know that that idea is terrible.

Jer "A-are you okay? Can you st-stand?"

He "Yeah... I can stand. I just need to rethink my entire perception of mortality."

Con "That can wait."

He "AAAH!"

Pause.

He "Sorry. Connor, right?"

Con "Yep. That's me. In the... ethereal."

He "You're... dead?"

Con "Yep."

Connor phased through the couch to prove his point.

He "How... are you here?"

Con "Honestly? I'm still trying to figure that part out. But right now I just want to... I don't even know!"

He "Are your parents cool with this?"

Con "Mom is."

Pause.

Con "Larry probably wants me to leave."

He "Who's Larry? Your brother?"

Z "Dad. He refuses to call him that."

Con "He never cared..."

He "He sounds... interesting..."

Z "Sure you'd love him..."

Larry came walking down the stairs.

L "Who the hell are you?"

Z "Evan's stepdad. Probably."

L "PROBABLY?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE?!"

Con "We think they might get married. Not sure though."

He "You must be Larry! I've heard... a bit about you."

L "From who?"

He "Connor."

Connor scowled.

L "You're... still mad?"

Con "It's going to take more than a few apologies to change that, Larry..."

L *sigh* "I know..."

Larry turned to Paul.

L "Kids... they never forget..."

He "He seems pretty upset. Maybe you should try to talk to him?"

L "I did... he won't listen!"

Con "I have no reason to."

L "You're being unreasonable!"

Con "YOU'RE THE UNREASONABLE ONE!!!"

Cyn "Boys... please stop arguing..."

The two immediately stopped.

He "Are you some kind of peacekeeper?"

Cyn "Reasonable assumption... but not quite."

Pause.

Cyn "Who are you?"

He "Name's Paul. You've already met my boy Jeremy, I would guess?"

Cyn "You're his dad?"

He "Bingo!"

Jar "THERE'S A DOLPHIN IN THE HOUSE!!!"

L "WHAT?! WHERE?!"

Jer "J-Jared... please don't s-say that right now..."

L "If I don't see a dolphin I will be very disappointed."

Mi "He's talking about Jeremy. It's an inside joke."

L "Now I'm disappointed."

Silence.

Cyn "Zoe needs to get ready for school!"

He "Oh no! Should we leave?"

Cyn "I'd feel bad kicking you all out... but maybe... you could come over for dinner?"

L "Like... Thanksgiving dinner?"

He "We DID just do that last week... but sure! I don't see why not! Kids! Get in the car! We're going shopping!"

Jared and Michael cheered, while Jeremy and Evan groaned.

He "I'll let you buy something for dinner tonight!"

Jeremy perked up, and Evan feigned excitement. This was the last thing he wanted right now.
Name: Austin Midas

Gender: Male

Personality: Generous, Envious, Oblivious, Romantic

Likes: Loose Clothes, Oatmeal, Canopy Beds, Cuttlefish, Chemistry, Hand-Fans, and Mazes

Dislikes: History and Alcohol

Hobbies: Designing Hand-Fans

Hero Name: Alchemist

Quirk: Golden Touch

Quirk Details: Anything Austin's hands touch slowly turns into solid gold at the molecular level! This includes organic life such as himself, however, so he wears (golden) gloves to prevent accidents. Thankfully, he can reverse the process by pouring hot water over affected objects or people.

Equipment: Golden Gloves and Sleeping Gas

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Austin has a pet cuttlefish named Squishy.



Name: Valerie Angel

Gender: Female

Personality: Aggressive, Clever, Charismatic, Secretly Caring

Likes: Pranks, Weapons, Politics, and Lemonade

Dislikes: Topiaries, Puppets, Snow-Boarding, and Jump-Rope

Hobbies: Knife Collecting and Destroying Dolls

Hero Name: Valkyrie

Quirk: Healing Hand

Quirk Details: Val can elicit a calming state (with slight regenerative properties) in others via skin contact. Her quirk works best when she makes contact using her hand.

Equipment: Plated Armor, Hover Boots, Battleaxe, and Crossbow

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Val's pranks usually involve startling her victim.



Name: Chris Diamond

Gender: ???

Personality: Conscientious, Lonely, Easy-Going

Likes: Strategy Games, Economics, Optical Illusions, Sitcoms, Dragons, Fantasy Novels, and Bowling

Dislikes: Sunlight, Tacky Clothing, and The Outdoors

Hobbies: Writing Sitcom Fanfiction

Hero Name: Jewel

Quirk: Crystallization

Quirk Details: Chris can crystallize their body and surroundings! These crystals are sharp, but fragile! If they're not careful they could seriously injure themselves or the environment!

Equipment: A Sledgehammer, a Pickaxe, and a Hand-Drill

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Chris has written over 200 fanfics within the past five years!



Name: Anastasius Fresco

Gender: Male

Personality: Considerate, Shy, Lonely, Self-Loathing

Likes: Sappy Movies, Organization, Disney, Guinea Pigs, Bees, and Mac and Cheese

Dislikes: Criminal Activity, Strategy Games, Horror

Hobbies: Beekeeping

Hero Name: Diversion

Quirk: Second Chance

Quirk Details: Anastasius's quirk can miraculously- [UNAVAILABLE] -can't be used to- [UNAVAILABLE] -same person twice!

Equipment: Smoke Bombs, Flash Grenades, and Bulletproof Clothing

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Anastasius has two Guinea pigs- their names are Peter Pan and Christopher Robin. He also names every single bee he owns.



Name: Alicia Karma

Gender: Female

Personality: Uninhibited, Judgemental, Violent

Likes: Puzzles, Challenges, and Umbrellas

Dislikes: Dishonesty, Podcasts, and Fanfiction

Hobbies: Solving Puzzles

Hero Name: Mad Karma

Quirk: Karma

Quirk Details: Alicia has more power over foes who have lied, cheated, stolen, or participated in any other immoral activity recently! The worse the activity, the more power she has over them! She's weak against people who have done good deeds.

Equipment: A List of Embarrassing Questions and a Booby-Trapped Hundred-Dollar Bill 

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Alicia is surprisingly intelligent, despite her demeanor.



Name: Jack Jackson

Gender: ???

Personality: Rebellious, Aggressive, Sly

Likes: Canoeing, Ugly Sweaters (even though they'll never admit it), Horror Novels, and Laying on the Floor

Dislikes: Commitment and Dogs

Hobbies: Writing Scary Stories

Hero Name: Jumping Jack

Quirk: Double Jump

Quirk Details: Jack can leap again in midair by kicking! Their legs create a monumental amount of force in order to do this, so Jack's legs get sore if they use their quirk too much.

Equipment: Painkillers

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Most students are scared of Jack.



Name: Persephone Deville

Gender: Female

Personality: Brilliant, Inspirational, Caring

Likes: Cotton, Restaurants, Space, Gigantisism, and Plaid

Dislikes: Maps and Spirals

Hobbies: Stargazing

Hero Name: Succubus

Quirk: Demonic

Quirk Details: Persephone has all the physical traits of a stereotypical demon! She has a pointy tail and devil horns, the ability to manipulate fire. She can see through anybody's facade.

Equipment: Pitchfork

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Persephone is actually unharmed by religious symbols, despite popular belief.



Name: Pia Nuccio

Gender: Female

Personality: Fearless, Dishonest, Cheerful

Likes: Fairy-tales, Cats, Mittens, Race-Cars, Mount Lady 

Dislikes: Loneliness, Short Fingernails, Sparring, Hiking

Hobbies: Racing

Hero Name: Pinocchia

Quirk: Pinocchio 

Quirk Details: Whenever Pia lies, one of her body parts extends. The amount of growth and duration of extension depend on how big of a lie she has told. She can manipulate which part grows.

Equipment: Various Toys

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Pia owns a cat named Mittens.



Name: Damian Cipher

Gender: Male

Personality: Uninhibited, Mysterious, Secretive, Insecure

Likes: Fortune Telling, Dolls, Seashells, and Memes

Dislikes: Dissection, Horror Movies/Games, and Motor Sounds

Hobbies: Collecting Seashells

Hero Name: Innerworld Prince

Quirk: Outer Inner Demons

Quirk Details: Damian's quirk causes his negative emotions to manifest as twisted creatures. These beings are very powerful, but Damian has very little control over them, partially due to the fact that they manifest most fully when he's breaking down. Damian's inner demons are plentiful. VERY plentiful. All of them look, act, and function differently, though they share a few features.

Equipment: A Bag of Stress Toys and an i-Phone w/ Various Rage Games

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Damian named all of his demons after the emotions that trigger them.



Name: Blake Schmidt

Gender: Male

Personality: Imaginative, Restless, Presumptuous

Likes: Documentaries, Nature, Birdsongs, Tattoos, and Sweets

Dislikes: Needles and Fortune Telling

Hobbies: Extinct Animal Research

Hero Name: Upgrade

Quirk: Enchantment

Quirk Details: Blake can apply otherworldly characteristics to inanimate objects! Holy crossbow? Firey pitchfork? Featherweight pickaxe? The possibilities are endless! He can even give the same object multiple enchantments! He does have to eat to acquire enchanting materials, however. He needs to eat a lot of spicy food for fire enchantment, all natural foods for holy enchantment, and for toxic enchantment... there's a reason he doesn't do toxic enchantment.

Equipment: Snack-Sack

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Blake's hero name is the name of his father's quirk.



Name: Nikolai Epin

Gender: Male

Personality: Masochistic, Lively, Dependable

Likes: Treasure Hunting, Tattoos, Parties, Fast Rides, Beach-Combing, and Stone Rubbing

Dislikes: Cancellation

Hobbies: Treasure Hunting

Hero Name: King Tat

Quirk: Melanokinesis

Quirk Details: Nick can harden, reshape, and levitate ink! He can also create ink minions! His quirk is very fortunate for someone as passionate about tattoos as Nick!

Equipment: A Bag of Ink Pens and a Tattoo Kit

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Nick sometimes inks his rubbing stones for a different texture.



Name: Sonia Ashley

Gender: Female

Personality: Restless, Generous, Kindly

Likes: Coffee, Fashion, Jazz, Trivia, and Exercise

Dislikes: Swimming and Math

Hobbies: Telling Obscure Trivia

Hero Name: Sonic Boom

Quirk: Dash

Quirk Details: Sonia can run much faster than an average human, though her top speed is unknown. The faster she moves and the longer she runs, the more stamina she uses up.

Equipment: Energy Drinks

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Sonia puts entirely too much sugar in her coffee.



Name: Clef Omaggio

Gender: Male

Personality: Reckless, Charming, Caring, Anxious

Likes: Anime, Diplomacy, Nature, Zen Magnets, Conspiracy Theories, Maquettes, Harmony, Harmony (His Sister), and Dragons

Dislikes: Fighting and Heights

Hobbies: Singing and Sculpting Maquettes

Hero Name: One-Man Band

Quirk: Orchestra

Quirk Details: Clef can create the sound of any instrument with the use of his various body parts! Teeth for keys, head for drums, nose for wind, mouth for brass, hair for strings, and... tongue for synth? Needless to say, there are limits as to what he can and can't do at the same time. He also has a heavenly voice, but it's unknown whether or not that's because of his quirk.

Equipment: Throat Spray, a Microphone, and a Megaphone

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: The Omaggios have been quirk breeding for several generations to create the ultimate musician. Clef is the culmination of this.


Name: Drake Doryu

Gender: Male

Personality: Bold, Rude, Nurturing, Overbearing

Likes: Animal Ears, Cake, Makeovers, Space, Techno Music, Jack-O-Lanterns, and Travelling

Dislikes: Silence

Hobbies: Exploration

Hero Name: Dragon Lord

Quirk: Dragon

Quirk Details: Drake has the qualities of a stereotypical dragon! He has wings, horns, fangs, and complete elemental control!

Equipment: Carrier Bag (Contents Vary)

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Drake wishes he was born in the year 2000.



Name: Claudia Dooley

Gender: Female

Personality: Unkind, Domineering, Daring, Workaholic

Likes: Conventionally Ugly Things, Work, Reptiles, LARPing, Vampires, and Weapons

Dislikes: Bees, Passionfruit, and Mint

Hobbies: Working and LARPing

Hero Name: Butcher

Quirk: Sharp Nails

Quirk Details: Claudia's nails are sharper than the sharpest of knives! She can slice through almost anything! This does include her own body, however, so she needs to be very careful!

Equipment: Nail Sheaths

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Claudia's quirk is a combination of her father's Sharp Tongue and her mother's Padded Nails. She got the more useful combo.



Name: Clog Dooley

Gender: Female

Personality: Stubborn, Depressed, Dependable

Likes: Owls, Fireworks, Mystery Shows, Knapping, Hills, Plants, and Nighttime

Dislikes: Nutella, Flower-Pressing, Oatmeal, and Historical/Factual Inaccuracies

Hobbies: Knapping and Gardening

Hero Name: Blockage

Quirk: Padded Tongue

Quirk Details: Clog can extend her tongue out of her mouth to create a large protective barrier! Use of her quirk also impairs her vision, obviously.

Equipment: Bendable Spyglass

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Clog's quirk is a combination of her father's Sharp Tongue and her mother's Padded Nails. She got the less useful combo.



Name: Gravity Field

Gender: Male

Personality: Compassionate, Optimistic, Cowardly

Likes: Ancient Greece, Llamas, Action Movies, Extreme Sizes, Palm Reading, Paintball, and Lipstick

Dislikes: Fireworks and Sour Food

Hobbies: Recreating Action Movie Scenes

Hero Name: Trinket Sink

Quirk: Gravitational Field

Quirk Details: Gravity has a field surrounding him that attracts small objects! He's still learning to control his field.

Equipment: Bulletproof Clothing

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Gravity is trying to make his own action movie.



Name: Peregrine Awai

Gender: Male

Personality: Idealistic, Wise, Materialistic

Likes: Clowns, Robots, Tigers, Wind, Keeping a Diary, Asparagus, and Inventing

Dislikes: Journals, Guessers, and Loud Music

Hobbies: Building Robots

Hero Name: Redirect

Quirk: Repelling Force

Quirk Details: Perry has a field surrounding him that repels small objects! He's still learning to control his field.

Equipment: Lots of Pockets

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Perry hates his quirk.



Name: Annabelle Thomas 

Gender: Female

Personality: Brilliant, Idealistic, Lonely

Likes: Falconry, Seafood, Realism, Knives, Nail Art, and Sci-Fi

Dislikes: Rudeness and Fireworks

Hobbies: Painting Nails

Hero Name: Anatomixer

Quirk: Customizer

Quirk Details: Annabelle can alter a persons body freely if she knows their full name! She can even alter her own! She can't add or remove matter, however, she can only redistribute it.

Equipment: Survey Papers

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Anna has a YouTube channel where she does nail tutorial videos.



Name: Annika Slater

Gender: Female

Personality: Forceful, Bold, Rude, Sassy

Likes: Theology, Racing, Bicycles, Racing Bicycles, Apocalypse Films/Books, and Skeletons

Dislikes: Board Games, Leaders, and Photo Shoots

Hobbies: Bike Racing

Hero Name: Translator

Quirk: Omnilingual

Quirk Details: Annie can speak and understand any language! She really shines when alongside a foreign partner!

Equipment: N/A

Nicknames: (Suggest nicknames in the comments!)

Misc.: Annie is very mean to Clog.
BNHA/MHA OCs (Aspiring Heroes)
These characters were all semi-randomly generated! (Specifically the personalities, likes, dislikes, and hobbies!) I usually got their personalities first and based the rest off of that information. Either that or I laid down a bunch of quirks and then assigned a personality to them.

Which one is your favorite? Do you have any nickname ideas? Better hero names?
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[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

When I wake, I'm seeing red
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Thinking some people are just better off de-ad
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My heart starts pounding out of dread
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From all the thoughts that cloud my he-ad
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Tears start to drip from both my eyes
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That probably doesn't come as much of a surprise
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I'll keep on sobbing 'til I'm dry
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And then repeat it 'til I die

[Build-Up]

My feelings just build up
An overflowing cup
Sometimes it's all too rough
Is my own will enough?
I need to clean my mess
But I just can't confess
This echoing sadness
It really is hopeless

[Chorus]

I punch the wall and grab my chest
Let my tears fall- it's for the best
Can't breathe at all but I won't rest
My heart could call but I'd detest
I lie awake when I should sleep
I need to rest instead I weep
As my insomnia runs deep
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I'm just a creep

[Verse 2]

I dry my eyes, I start my day
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My happiness shouldn't matter anyway
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I tell my people I'm okay
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But that's just something that I say
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I stretch my body, skin and bone
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But now I'm thinking about how I'm all alone
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My chest grows tight, I start to drone
Pause.
My weakness just can't be con-doned

[Build-Up]

My feelings just build up
An overflowing cup
Sometimes it's all too rough
Is my own will enough?
I need to clean my mess
But I just can't confess
This echoing sadness
It really is hopeless

[Chorus]

I punch the wall and grab my chest
Let my tears fall- it's for the best
Can't breathe at all but I won't rest
My heart could call but I'd detest
I lie awake when I should sleep
I need to rest instead I weep
As my insomnia runs deep
Pause.
I'm just a creep

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]

I punch the wall and grab my chest
Let my tears fall- it's for the best
Can't breathe at all but I won't rest
My heart could call but I'd detest
I lie awake when I should sleep
I need to rest instead I weep
As my insomnia runs deep
Pause.
I'm just a creep

I curl my tongue and grit my teeth
My awful feelings are a sheath
To my old self I must bequeath
I'll come to terms with what's beneath
I'm wide awake and need no sleep
Gone are the days I loudly weep
Still my insomia runs deep
Silence.
'Cause I'm a creep

[Instrumental]
Creep
i had some random edgy song that i started singing in the shower so i typed it up

i swear i'm fine i'm just really stressed
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Jared and Evan were enjoying their evening, but things were kind of boring.

Jar "Hey acorn."

E "Uh... yeah?"

Jar "I'm boooooored! Reeeeeaaaaally bored..."

E "Then we should find something to do!"

Jar "And that something would be?"

Evan was at a loss for words.

E "I... don't... know?"

Jar "Well you better think of something! I'm gonna pass out if I don't have anything to do!"

E "O-okay! I... guess I should name my succulents?"

Jared started giggling. Evan blushed.

E "H-hey! You told me to think of something!"

Jar "I just-" *chuckle* "didn't expect to be naming baby cacti!"

E "Not just cacti. Succulents in general, like aloe vera."

Jar "Can you get high off of them?"

E "What- NO! I mean... maybe some of them could get you high? I haven't looked into that..."

Jar "Why not try?"

E "If you damage any one of them-"

Jar "Dude. Chill. I'm joking."

E "Please don't joke about that..."

Silence.

Jar "Are we going to start naming them?"

E "REALLY?! I mean- of course!"

Evan looked at a tiny cactus.

E "I'll name her blossom! She has a flower!"

Jared looked at a colorful houseleek. He needed to name it. For Evan! Actually...

Jar "I shall call him... Evan!"

E "Why?"

Jar "Because he's very..."

Jared was trying to find the word... Unique? Cute? Beautiful?

E "Very what?"

Jar "PRETTY!!!"

Silence.

Jar "Uh... silly. Pretty silly."

Evan stared at Jared, who proceeded to run out of the room and race downstairs. He needed to talk to someone.

Jar "MICHAEL!"

Mi "Yeah?"

Jar "I INDIRECTLY CALLED EVAN PRETTY?!"

Mi "He is VERY pretty. Sometimes it's easy to lose control and say what's on your mind."

Pause.

Mi "Do you like him?"

Jar "What?! Of course not-"

Mi "You're a horrible liar."

Jar "MAYBE I was telling the truth... but there's ABSOLUTELY no way he would ever find me REMOTELY attractive! I deal in words, not looks!"

Mi "Jared. You are the definition of adorkable. He likes nerdy things. You're a perfect couple."

Jar "He's straight! He loves Zoe!"

Mi "Dude. Bisexuality is a thing."

Jeremy waves at Jared.

Jar "Where's your proof?"

Mi "What does Evan's room look like?"

Jar "Baby blue wallpaper, at least thirty succulents..."

Jer "TH-THIRTY?!?!?!"

Mi "He's bi."

Jar "That easily?!"

Mi "Yes. Now get in there and smooch that treehugger."

Jar "But-"

Mi "Are you questioning me?"

Jared gulped.

Jar "Alright..."

Jared walked upstairs and slowly opened the door to Evan's room.

Jar "Evan?"

Evan turned around.

E "Y-yeah?"

Jar "Earlier I..."

E "You called me pretty?"

Jar "I- yeah..."

Silence.

E "Do you really think I'm pretty?"

Jar "I could use a lot of words to describe you."

Pause.

Jar "Pretty is one of them."

Pause.

Jar "Can I... kiss you?"

E "Sure."

Pause.

E "W-W-WAIT, WHAT?!"

Jar "MICHAEL SUGGESTED IT!!! NOT ME!!!"

E "IT'S FINE!!! I KIND OF want to know if you're a good kisser? OUT OF CURIOSITY!!!"

Jared pulled Evan in for a kiss. That moment felt like an eternity.

Jar "So... am I good?"

E "You're better than Zoe."

The two boys sat in silence for a while.

E "Are we... a couple?"

Jar "Do you want to be?"

E "Absolutely..."

Jar "Consider it done."

Silence.

E "I'm tired..."

Jar "I can't blame you... we talked to a dead kid today!"

E *chuckle* "Yeah..."

Silence.

Jar "Goodnight, acorn... I love you..."

Jared kissed Evan on the forehead.

E "Goodnight Jared... I love you too..."

Jar *chuckle* "No nickname?"

E "I couldn't think of one..."

Jar "I fully expect a nickname by tomorrow morning."

E "That's unrealistic."

Jar "You're unrealistic."

Evan and Jared both chuckled, embracing each other. This was truly an amazing day.
Together- Part 2 (ISH Chapter 10)
two chapters in one week? it's more likely than you may think!
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The ride home was bizarrely quiet. The four boys all spent their time trying to make sense of what they've seen. Well, except for Michael. He had more important matters to attend to. Like driving.

Mi "Alright! We're here!"

Jer "A-alright! Dinner time!"

Jar "Ms. Hansen's cooking is fucking awesome! Hell yeah it's dinner time!"

E "It uh... gets pretty average when you eat it every night."

Pause.

E "I-it's not BAD- I uh... it's not as good to me as it is to you."

Mi "I don't care WHAT we're eating, I'm just hungry!"

Jar "Then don't just sit there! Let's move boys! LET'S MOOOOOOOVE!!!"

Jer "Wh-what WAS that?!"

Jar "Verbal art, Jerry, verbal art."

Evan unlocked the door.

E "Are you coming inside or not?"

Jar "YES!"

Jared ran past Evan and body slammed onto the couch.

Ha "Evan? Is that you?"

Jar "YEP! IT'S YOUR NERVOUS SON! NOT-JARED!"

Heidi quickly ran into the main room and looked at Jared in disbelief.

Jar "Sup."

Ha "Oh my... JARED!"

Heidi ran to Jared and hugged him.

Jar "Am I REALLY that lovable?"

Michael stepped inside.

Mi "I thought everyone already agreed on that?"

Jeremy walked inside.

Jer "H-hey Ms. Hansen!"

Jeremy glanced at Jared and Heidi, and then at Evan.

Jer "Is she al-always like that?"

E "I've known Jared for... i don't know, some amount of years? My point is, she's basically Jared's mom too."

Heidi released her grip.

Ha "Paul is getting dinner on the table! You kids should pick up the pace a little!"

Everyone went to the kitchen as fast as possible. They all sat down.

Jar "Finally! Some REAL food!"

Mr. Heere looked at Jared.

He "Who's the kid with the glasses?"

Mi "I believe you are referring to me, as I am currently wearing glasses."

He "The other one. I know you, Michael."

Mi "Next time try a more specific question."

He *sigh* "Who's the kid with the tooth gap?"

Jar "Rude... But you may refer to me as..."

E "Jared please..."

Jar "The INSANELY COOL Jared Kleinman!"

Jeremy facepalmed.

He "Jared? I think I've heard Michael mention a Jared before..."

Jar "Michael, you talk about me to your boyfriend's dad?"

Mi "I mention you occasionally."

Jar "Flattered."

Silence.

He "How was your day?"

Jer "I m-met a... gh-gh-ghost?"

Mr. Heere gave Jeremy a confused look.

Jer "I'm serious!"

He "Where did you meet this "ghost"?"

Mi "The Murphy's place. He looked like a depressed stoner."

E "He IS- WAS a depressed stoner..."

Heidi looked concerned.

Ha "W-wait, are you saying-"

E "Yep. Connor is still here."

Jar "He also still looks like the kind of kid who loiters around Hot Topic and listens to My Chemical Romance."

E "But you do both of those things Ja-"

Jared put a finger to Evan's lips.

Jar "Shhhhhhh..."

E "Fine, ya hypocrite..."

Ha "ARE YOU HURT?!"

E "He yelled at me, but other than that, I'd say things went pretty smoothly."

Jar "He also hates the fact that Michael's boyfriend is named Jeremy because of a horror game. He's pretty easily annoyed."

He "You're telling me... you spent the day with a ghost?"

Mi "Yeah?"

Ha "I believe them. I've seen crazy things at the hospital."

He "I'll believe it when I see it."

Jar "Then you can meet Connor tomorrow."

E "WHAT?!"

He "What do I have to lose? Sure..."

Av "I'm still trying to wrap my proverbial head around this..."

Jer 'Not all things can be explained with science and physics."

Av "I know. It's scary."

Jer 'It can be.'

Pause.

Jer 'I haven't introduced you to the Hansens or Jared yet!'

Av "There's a chance that Michael told Jared. There's also a chance that Paul told Heidi."

Jer 'What about Evan?'

Av "Fair point."

Jer "H-hey! Everybody!"

Everyone looked at Jeremy.

Jer "I h-have someone I w-want you all to m-meet!"

Jeremy whispered.

Jer "A-activate override."

Jared and the Hansens were concerned by Jeremy's sudden shift in posture, but they didn't comment on it.

Av "Hello everybody! It's nice to speak with you all."

Mi "Ava?"

Av "Yep!"

Avacado turned to Heidi.

Av "Greetings, Ms. Hansen!"

Heidi looked uncomfortable.

Jer "You're scaring her!"

Av "Oh! My apology, I haven't introduced myself properly! My name is Avacado Heere!"

Pause.

Av "I have no idea what I am in this family. Literally speaking, I'm a supercomputer residing in Jeremy's brain. I could be a brother, a father, a son, it's really up to interpretation."

Ha "You... live in Jeremy's brain? Physically? Like a parasite?"

Av "I guess I DO use his extra energy to stay running... I like to think of it as more of a symbiotic relationship. I give him advice, he gives me energy. We also keep each other company."

Jer "Nerd."

Av "He also calls me a nerd sometimes."

Jared snorted.

Av "You heard all that clearly, right? Do I need to explain it again?"

Jared "I h-" *giggle* "I heard."

Av "Okay. Evan?"

E "I uh... don't really understand how that's possible... but I heard you."

Av "Ms. Hansen?"

Ha "You directed it at me."

Av "I suppose I have introduced myself to you sufficiently. Farewell!"

Jeremy shook for a second.

Jer "H-hey! I'm back!"

Ha "Welcome... back?"

Mi "Can we all just eat?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Jer "Wh-where are we all s-sleeping?"

He "Heidi and I are sleeping together. You and Michael get the couch."

Jar "What about me?"

Mi "You're sleeping with Evan. Nobody is sleeping alone."

E "WhAT?!?!?!"

Jared wiggled his eyebrows at Evan, causing him to look away and glow red.

Jar "Seriously, I am NOT sleeping on the floor. There's not exactly any other viable options."

E "I... guess you could sleep with me tonight..."

Jared smirked.

E "UH- NOT LIKE THAT!!!"

Everyone else chuckled. Dinner was over, and it was time to relax.
Together- Part 1 (ISH Chapter 9)
sorry about the wait

high school is hell and i don't navigate it very well
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Everyone there had something on their mind in that moment. The people outside looked like they had just seen a ghost- which they have!

Con "Make yourselves at home. This is going to take... honestly, I'm bad at guessing shit like that, so just... come on."

Connor gestured the group of six inside. Most of them entered, except for two. Those two were Jared and Zoe.

Con "Um... are you two going to just... stand... there?"

Zoe looked uncomfortable, and Jared looked straight up terrified.

Jar "Are you... going to torture us? For... everything?"

Zoe "Yeah... you being inviting is way more offputting than it probably should be..."

Con "Firstly, nope. That won't solve anything- Evan and I agreed on that. Secondly, we need to talk. All of us. Including you. Especially you."

Jar "I guess I bought all this shit for nothing..."

Jared threw a vacuum with a flashlight duct-taped to it behind him.

Z "I'm never giving you my money again."

Jar "Fair enough."

Connor glanced at Jeremy and Michael.

Con "Who are these guys?"

Jar "My online friends."

Pause.

Jar "Well... the one with the glasses is my online friend. His name is Michael. The other one is his..."

Jared leaned over to Zoe.

Jar "Is he... homophobic?"

Zoe "Probably not. He owned a rainbow shirt. I also used to hear him moan the names of male celebrities sometimes."

Jared faced Connor again, and ignored the fact that he heard him talking with Zoe.

Jar "The other one is his boyfriend. His name is Jeremy."

Connor visibly cringed at the two names used in conjunction.

Jar "I thought-"

Con "It HAD to be Jeremy and Michael..."

Jared suddenly started cackling.

Jar "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU KNOW FIVE NIGHTS AT-"

Con "Finish that sentence and I'll shove Cynthia's frozen leftover Hawaiian pizza down your throat."

Jared closed his mouth and looked at Connor in utter horror. Zoe smirked and mouthed "pineapple" to Jared, causing him to tense up. Now Zoe was the one cackling.

Con "Are you just going to laugh at him because of his topping preferences?"

Zoe looked at Connor.

Con "Go ahead."

She resumed her laughter.

Con "But seriously, I need you two to go see the others-"

A deep groan echoed from across the room. Connor raised a lamp and-

Z "What are you going to do with that?"

Con "Knock Larry out again, obviously..."

Z "A-AGAIN?!"

Connor shrugged and prepared to toss the lamp.

Cyn "W-wait! Maybe... don't?"

Connor rolled his spectral eyes and set the lamp on a sidetable.

Con "YOU'RE the boss..."

Lar "THANK you..."

Cynthia was just staring at Connor.

Con "Are you... okay? Do we need to call the hospital?"

She was crying and sputtering.

Con "Oh. That. Yeah. I'm still here. In the... not flesh... spirit?"

Cyn "I... I... I..." *choke* "I..."

Con "You..?"

Cyn "I'M SORRY!!!"

Cynthia fell to her knees and began sobbing. She wasn't usually the type to have an emotional meltdown, but this was far past what she's used to dealing with.

Lar "You made your mother cry!"

Connor glared at Larry.

Con "Can it asshat!"

Connor looked back at Cynthia.

Con "You're... what? Why would YOU be sorry? I'm the one who-"

Cyn "I'M THE ONE WHO NEVER-" *choke* "LET YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT-" *choke* "WANTED IN LIFE!!! IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT-" *choke* "WHAT LARRY AND I WANTED!!! IT'S-" *choke* "IT'S MY FAULT!!!"

Connor felt terrible. Cynthia wasn't ENTIRELY wrong, but at the same time, it hurt to see her in such a miserable state...

Con "You- NONE of you were solely responsible for what happened. If it's anyone's fault, it's mine-"

Jar "Dude, I'm pretty sure depression wasn't your fault..."

Con "UGH!!! THAT- That part probably wasn't my fault but... I... gave in."

Jar *sigh* "Everybody has a limit, Connor... You just... reached your breaking point."

Connor looked away uncomfortably.

Jar "You're ACTUALLY not going to talk about it? You realize that eventually-"

Connor cut Jared off by getting in his face.

Con "EVENTUALLY DOES NOT MEAN SOON!!!"

Jared looked spooked again.

Connor looked at Cynthia again, placing his hand on her shoulder.

Con "You're not responsible for what happened... I did something rash and... thought you would just move on."

Cynthia stopped sobbing and looked into Connor's eyes.

Cyn "Move on?" *sniff* "I've been a MESS ever since... that day." *sniff* "Life without you has been... hard."

Zoe placed a hand over Jared's mouth. This wasn't the time.

Con "Hard? I guess I got the opposite of the intended affect... I thought things would be... easier."

Cyn *sniff* "Easier? How?"

Con "I mean..."

Connor paused.

Con "EVERYONE! GET ON THE COUCH!"

Everyone piled onto the couch.

Con *sigh* "Alright... so..."

Pause.

Con "I thought... that by removing myself from the equation, things would be easier... but it looks like I was wrong."

All eyes were on Connor.

Con "I thought that Zoe would be better off without a terrifying, unstable mess of a brother who's good at nothing more than tormenting her. I thought that Larry would be better off without a useless, defective wimp of a son who has no talent or ambition. I thought that Cy- mom would be better off without a brooding, joyless husk of a child who ruins the picture perfect family image that she idolizes. I thought that the world... would be better off with no Connor Murphy."

Connor looked guilty.

Con "And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for completely missing the point. I'm sorry for being a dick to everyone. I'm sorry for letting my sadness bring other people down. I... just got... tired."

Connor looked at Zoe.

Con "I'm sorry for all the terrible things I did."

Then Cynthia.

Con "I'm sorry for abandoning you."

Then Larry, with a scowl.

Con "I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you."

Connor looked back and forth between the rest of the group.

Con "I'm sorry for getting all of you guys involved in this."

Connor looked at Evan.

Con "Come on, Evan-green..."

Evan lifted himself up and walked over to Connor, who then floated over and took a seat between Cynthia and Zoe. Evan was ready.

E "Uh... hey, everybody!"

Pause.

E "I feel I owe an- a FEW apologies..."

Evan looked around.

E "Everybody needs an apology. Even the people I've already reconciled with. I'm going to start with the Murphys."

Pause.

E "Other than Connor. I have different reasons for that apology."

Evan cleared his throat.

E "I'm sorry for perpetuating all that made up garbage for so long. I was in a bit of a rough place, but that doesn't excuse it."

Evan looked at Connor.

E "I'm sorry for making up all that shit about you. It was wrong, and painted you in an inaccurate light. I should've tried to explain the truth sooner."

Pause.

E "I'm not sorry for criticizing your taste in dairy though."

Then at Jared.

E "I'm sorry for using you. I pushed you too hard and didn't try to make up for it."

Then at Alana.

E "I'm sorry for giving you so much misinformation. I barely knew Connor, despite what you thought. I thought you would hate me if you knew the truth."

Finally, Evan looked at Michael and Jeremy.

E "I'm sorry for dragging you two along all day."

Evan rubbed his shoulder awkwardly.

Con "Hey Evan?"

Evan "Uh... yeah?"

Con "Thank you."

Evan "You're welcome?"

Silence.

Con "So... what happens to me now?"

E "I thought... you'd like, ascend?"

Con "Ehhh... not right now."

Connor looked around.

Con "I need to reclaim lost time."

Connor put his arms around Cynthia and Zoe.

E "So... should we go?"

Con "I mean, your mom is probably-"

Evan gasped and pulled out his phone. His mom has been texting him nonstop.

Ha [Evan, are you coming home soon?]

Ha [Evan?]

Ha [Evan, are you doing okay out there?]

Ha [Are you hurt?]

Ha [WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT???]

E [mom plz]

Ha [Oh thank God.]

Ha [Where were you?]

E [i'll tell you at dinner]

E [i'm about to get ready to go home]

Ha [Okay!]

Ha [Paul and I are about to start dinner!]

Ha [Don't take too long!]

Ha [Love you! <3]

Ha [Have a safe trip!]

E [love you too! see you soon!]

Evan put his phone away.

E "Let's go! Mom's making dinner with Jeremy's dad!"

Mi "Nice!"

Jer "I'm pretty h-hungry!"

Jared looked over at Evan.

Jar "Can I stay?"

E "R-really? Sure! Mom always makes extra!"

Jar "Nice!"

The four walked out the door.

E "Goodbye everybody! See you all some other time!"

Cyn "Bye!"

L "Seeya!"

Z "Peace out!"

Con "Later dude!"

A "Catch you later!"

The four got into the car. Finally, some peace.
I'm Sorry (ISH Chapter 8)
i guess i should give a warning bc connor get's pretty upset at himself

tw: self loathing
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How could he not think this through? Was he seriously THAT bad at planning?

E "Um... I could like, suggest stuff?"

Connor wasn't listening.

E "Connor!"

Con "GAH!"

Connor looked flustered.

Con "Don't startle me like that!"

E "Sorry? You... weren't paying attention."

Con "What's so important that you needed to interrupt my brainstorming?"

E "I... could suggest some punishments?"

Con "Hmm... Wait, why would you give me ideas on how to HURT you?"

E "Because I deserve it."

Connor briefly flashed a look of sympathy before returning to his usual annoyed expression.

Con "You... do."

Pause.

Con "What kind of ideas do you have?"

E "I guess you could like, drown me? Skin me ali-"

Con "Holy shit no!"

Silence.

E "Why-"

Con "Dude. I CAN NOT live with that level of guilt. I already have enough of that as is."

Pause.

Con "I mean, I can't live, like, period, but you get what I mean."

Evan laughed a little.

E "That was... kind of funny?"

Con "No it wasn't."

E "I found it funny."

Silence.

Con "Um... thank you?"

Silence.

E "So... you don't want to kill me?"

Con "Nope. I just want to get even."

E "How do you get EVEN with THIS?"

Evan gestured at himself.

E "I basically stole your life!"

Con "WHY though?"

E "It... didn't start like- wait, how long have you been watching me?"

Con "Ever since you started bullshitting that forest story."

E "The one with the ice-cream?"

Con "You mean the inferior form of dairy? Why would someone freeze-"

E "Hold on. INFERIOR?! ICE-CREAM IS THE BEST DAIRY PRODUCT EVER CONCEIVED!!!"

Connor smirked.

Con "Nope. It's trash."

E "I- Wha- How- HOW?!"

Con "Brain-freeze. I swear only a psycho could like the way that feels."

E *sigh* "Fine... You do you..."

Con "Now... continue."

E "Where was I? Oh yeah. September. I didn't INTEND to mess everything up, it just kind of... happened?"

Con "But HOW did it happen?! How do you do something like that on ACCIDENT?!"

E "I tried telling them that I wrote the note... and they wouldn't believe me. I was so shaken by the news and... the social pressure... that I... lied?"

Connor started cackling.

E "Wh-what?! Are you... okay?"

Con "Nope! That is pretty hilarious though. You lied to them because they LITERALLY wouldn't accept the truth!"

E "That's a... simplistic way of putting it... but yes."

L "I thought it sounded absurd at the time."

Connor shrieked and tossed the lamp at Larry, knocking him back out.

E "Did you just... yeet a lamp at your own father?"

Con "I panicked. At least I don't have to talk to him now."

Pause.

Con "Also, please never say "yeet" again. That's so dumb it hurts."

E "Fair enough."

Silence.

Con "Why did it take you so long to tell them the truth?"

E "I was... scared."

Con "Scared of what?"

Silence.

E "Of losing them..."

Pause.

E "It felt... nice to have more than one parent. It felt nice to have someone my age to talk to."

Pause.

E "Besides Jared. He kind of makes fun of me."

Con "You were jealous of me?"

E "I- oh shit. I guess I was kind of jealous.

Con "If anything, I should be jealous of YOU! Your mom doesn't judge your lifestyle, and actually CARES about your input! She cares about your mental health!"

E "And I ended up betraying her trust too..."

Silence.

Con "Did you apologize?"

E "Probably not enough...

Silence.

Con "I know what your punishment is."

E "Really?!"

Pause.

E "So... what is it?"

Con "We both need to apologize to a lot of people. We're doing it together."

E "You want me to... apologize WITH you?"

Con "Yep."

Silence.

E "Can we let everyone in?"

Con "Um... sure. I'm knocking Cynthia out if she says anything dumb though."

E "Oooookay?"

Connor opened the door.

Jar "...Evan's safety is more important than a fucking WINDOW, Cynthia-"

Everyone stared.

E "Um... hey?"
The Color of Envy (ISH Chapter 7)
that went better than i initially expected
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The Murphy's house came into view, but something... EVERYTHING looked different. Alana was sitting on the now birch-wood porch, watching the car pull in. She waved.

E "What's Alana doing here?!"

Z "I'll ask."

Zoe parked the car and stepped outside.

Z "Hi Alana!"

Al "Heyo Zo-Zo!"

Z "What are you doing here?"

Al "I thought that we could hang out!"

Alana looked at the house, and then back to Zoe.

Al "You had time to remodel the place since last week?"

Z "Actually... no? The place is haunted or something."

Al "OH. MY. GOD."

Alana went up to Zoe and cautiously spoke to her.

Al "You don't think..."

Z "I don't know who else it could be..."

Al "Why... Why would he be back?"

Z "Evan. He's mad at Evan."

Al "Over what? The Connor Project?"

Zoe realized she hadn't told Alana the truth yet. That would have to wait.

Z "Uh... I guess?"

Al "What do you mean by-"

Evan stepped out of the car.

E "Hey Alana!"

Cyn "Hello Alana!"

Mi "Hi Alana!"

Everyone stared at Michael.

Mi "What? I can't say hi?"

Jer "I g-guess not?"

Al "Hi everybody! Come on out!"

Everybody stepped out of the car.

Jar "GHOST HUNTING TIME!!!"

E "Um... maybe don't say that when we get inside?"

Jar "I unpromise."

E "Jared. Please."

Jar "Sorry Ev~"

Z "Evan, could you open the door?"

E *sigh* "Alright..."

Evan nervously approached the door and placed his hand on the knob...

E "Here we go..."

Evan turned the knob, and slowly opened the door...

Z "I'm going first."

Zoe tried to enter, but was immediately pushed out.

Z "What the fuck?"

E "I guess... I have to go."

Evan stood in the doorway.

Mi "Good luck!"

Jar "You're gonna need it!"

Jer "Y-you can do this!"

Z "Talk some sense into him!"

Al "Go Evan!"

Cyn "Tell him I miss him..."

Evan stepped inside, and the door slammed shut.

E "AAAAHHH!!!"

Evan looked around in panic. Everything looked so... bleak. He spotted a figure walking down the stairs.

L "Evan..."

Evan examined the figure as it reached the ground floor. It was clearly Larry's body, but the clothes he were wearing were too tight. Probably some of Connor's.

E "C-C-C-Connor?"

A silhouette emerged from behind Larry as he fell over.

Con "Did you have fun?"

E "Wh-what?"

Con "Perpetuating Larry and Cynthia's facade? Making up lies about me for attention? How about betraying the people that trusted you most?"

E "L-listen I-I-I'm so-"

Con "SORRY?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!"

Objects around the house began to float.

Con "IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN "SORRY" TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!"

E "C-Connor I d-d-didn't mean to-"

Con "MANIPULATE EVERYONE?! USE MY DEATH TO MAKE OUT WITH MY SISTER?! WHAT?! WHAT, HANSEN?!"

Evan didn't respond.

Con "Exactly..."

Connor set Evan on the couch.

E "Why did you..."

Con "None of your business."

Silence.

E "So... why are we sitting here?"

Con "Quiet, I'm trying to think."

E "About-"

Con "About what I'm going to do with you, Jesus..."

Evan gulped.

E "You... ha-haven't thought about that?"

Con "Nope. All I planned was my speech."

E 'More of an outburst, but okay...' "Wh-what?"

Con "I'm awful at planning shit."

This was an awkward situation...
Jeremy and Cynthia were stuck in the car while the others ran in for supplies.

Jer "Y-you think they'll be able to a-afford everything they need?"

Cyn *chuckle* "Zoe could buy half the stuff in that store and we'd still be well off! They're gonna be fine!"

Jer "O-okay?"

Pause.

Jer "Are you l-like... rich?"

Cyn "I suppose."

Silence.

Jer "Wh-why would the ghost want Evan?"

Cynthia looked uncomfortable.

Jer "M-Mrs. Murphy?"

Silence.

Cyn "It's my son."

Jer "Wh-what?"

Cyn "The... ghost."

Jer "WHAT?!"

Pause.

Jer "The gh-gh-ghost... is... your son? Wh-why would he-"

Cyn "There's no-one else it could be. He's always been the type to hold grudges... and after... what happened, I'm sure he'd be more than slightly angry with Evan."

Jer "What... h-happened?"

Silence.

Cyn "Jeremy... can you keep a secret?"

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Jared was more than just a little excited to have thousands of dollars at his disposal. He already had three carts full. All of the supplies only took up one. Michael was showing Jared the plushies.

Mi "LOOK AT THE ANGRY BIRDS!!! THEY'RE SO ROUND AND GRUMPY!!!"

Jar *snort* "Me."

Z "How the hell are we even going to fit all this in the car?"

E "Yeah, Jared... we came here for-"

Michael shoved a rainbow otter plushie in Evan's face.

Mi "HOMOTTER!!!"

Evan shrieked.

E "AAAHH!!! MICHAEL STOP!!! YOU SCARED ME!!!"

Jar *giggle* "Maybe ghost hunting isn't for you, Ev..."

E "I don't really have a choice..."

Z "Ugh... can we check out? I'm not letting these two grab anything else."

Jared slowly slid the Shrek mask he was holding underneath the top layer of junk.

Z "Jared..."

Jar "What?"

Z "Put it back."

Jar "Put what back? I haven't put anything else in the cart!"

Z "We're leaving."

Jar "Fair enough."

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On their way back to the car, the quartet noticed Jeremy trying to calm Cynthia, who was sobbing. Zoe and Michael ran to the car with their supplies as fast as they could.

Mi "Jeremy?"

Z "Mom?"

Cyn *sniff* "It was always... about what I wanted for-" *sniff* "for the family... I never even-" *sniff* "considered what CONNOR wanted..." *sniff*

Jer "H-hey... could you l-like... save this stuff for- for Connor?"

Cyn *sniff* "You think-" *sniff* "You think he would listen?" *sniff*

Jer "I kn-know he will."

Zoe hugged her mom.

Z "It's okay mom..."

Mi "What happened?"

Jer "It's top secret, Michael."

Michael slid under Jeremy and kissed him on the back of the head.

Mi "Then I trust you to keep it."
Zoe pulled into the Kleinman driveway. She had to drag Evan out of the car.

E "Can I... wait out here?"

Z "No."

E *sigh* 'Worth a shot...'

Michael rings the doorbell. A tall woman with brown hair answers.

Kl "Buenas tardes!"

The woman looked down.

Kl "Who are you children?"

She then looked over at Evan.

Kl "Oh..."

She was about to shut the door, but Michael stuck his foot in the door.

Mi "Michael Mell. I'm here to see Jared."

The woman bent down and whispered in Michael's ear.

Kl "Why did you bring... him?"

Mi "Evan?"

E "Yes?"

Kl "Shhhh!"

Mi "Um... this woman is whispering about you."

Kl "Puta madre..."

The woman covers her face.

E "H-hey! That's... that's pretty mean!"

Jer "Wh-what does that even-"

E "But I can look past it!"

Awkward silence.

E "I need to apologize."

Kl *sigh* "JARED! YOU HAVE VISITORS!"

T "NOT RIGHT-RIGHT NOW!!! WE'RE TRY-TRYING TO-"

Jar "BEAT CALAMITY GANON!"

B "I thought he did that last week?"

Pause.

B "Does Breath of the Wild even HAVE co-op?"

Kl "IT'S IMPORTANT!!!"

Jared walked out of his room and groaned.

Jar "Ugh... right NOW of all times? Really? Can I not spend some quality time with my brother?"

Michael waved at Jared. Jared's face adopted an excited grin.

Jar "Oh my gOD MICHAEL?! HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE?!"

E "I told him."

Jared's expression dropped.

Jar "What the fuck are you doing here?"

E "I... need to apologize."

Jared looked angry. He ran outside and glared at Evan.

Jar "NOW you apologize?! Do you have ANY idea how HORRIBLE these past few months have been?!"

Jared put his index finger on Evan's chest.

Jar "You THREW ME AWAY, after I stayed with you for SIX YEARS!!! YOU NEVER EVEN TRIED TO CONTACT ME!!!"

Timmy ran out of the bedroom shirtless, causing a couple of jelly beans to fall out of his nose and ears.

T "Jar-Jared? Is that Ev-"

Kl "TIMOTHY HERMANA KLEINMAN! WHAT WERE THOSE JELLY BEANS DOING IN YOUR ORIFICES?!"

Jared snorted out of mild amusement.

Kl "Hijo de puta... Jared, your father will be very angry when I tell him about this stunt..."

Jar "He doesn't need to know."

Kl "ONE OF THOSE COULD HAVE GOTTEN STUCK! HE NEEDS TO KNOW FOR TIMMY'S SAKE!"

Jar *sigh* "Then I'm spending the night at Evan's."

E "WHAT?!"

Kl "Aren't you mad at him?"

Jar "Yep. And he's going to have to deal with it ALL night~"

E "Or we could like, try to... be friends again?"

Jared didn't respond to Evan.

Jar "Hey Ben?"

B "Yeah?"

Jar "If Tim starts choking on a jelly bean suddenly, perform the high-lick thrust thing or something."

B "Heimlich maneuver. And sure. Have a safe trip Jare."

Jar "I will!"

Jared's mom kissed him on the forehead.

Kl "I'll try to keep your dad calmed down. Have a safe trip."

Jared waved as his mom shut the door. Everyone stepped into the car. Jared squeezed himself between Michael and Evan.

Jar "You're paying for my hotel room."

E "I thought-"

Jar "For someone who lies as much as you do, you're pretty bad at telling when other people are lying..."

Evan looked defeated.

E *sigh* "I know I did some... bad things, but-"

Jar "Very specific..."

E "Heh... classic Jared..."

Pause.

E "I'm sorry about... everything. I'm sorry about the e-mails, I'm sorry about the blog, I'm sorry about-"

Jar "Shut up."

E "B-but Zoe and Cynthia need to know that that apology is also for them and-"

Jared reached turned sideways and hugged Evan.

Jar "I missed you, ya awkward piece of shit..."

Evan returned the hug.

E "Same here, you... sarcastic... nerd."

Jar *chuckle* "Just as good at compliments as ever..."

Pause.

Mi "You said you liked ghost stuff, right?"

Jar "Yyyyyes?"

Jer "The M-Murphy's have a haunting on their h-hands..."

Jar "Cool."

Pause.

Jar "Holy shit."

E "You think it might be..."

Jar "OH MY GOD."

Silence.

Jar "Zoe?"

Z "Yes?"

Jar "We're going to the nearest hardware store."

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RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent. (adding a question mark if i'm unsure)

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.



1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent?

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty

7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Innocent?

10. Held a snake?
Innocent

11. Been suspended from school?
Guilty

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent

13. Stolen something?
Guilty?

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty?

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked?
Guilty

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

27. Been in a band?
Innocent

28. Shot a gun?
Innocent

29. Donated Blood?
Innocent

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent?

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent

35. Been too honest?
Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterward?
Innocent

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Innocent

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty

40. Joined a pageant
Innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Innocent

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty

49. Thought about murder?
Innocent

50. How about Mass Murder?
Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Innocent?

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Innocent

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Thanks a bunch for the faves!! ^__^
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And for the watch!! ^___^
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED !!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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Thank you for the watch!!
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No problem!
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