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  • Listening to: Abney Park
  • Drinking: iced tea
Ok mostly I'm sick of looking at my old journal. So here's a new one. whoosh.

Suggest things you want me to draw in your free time, original characters or unusual predicaments appreciated, but suggest anything you'd like to see me draw. Prolly won't get beyond a sketch stage but I never know what to draw, and suggestions halp :3
I've been gone from here a long time... bout time I dust this old journal off no? XP
I'll be posting art again soon, I promise! >.> I hope.
Actually I just spend the past half hour sketching naked lady-butts.... what that says about my mental state I really don't know XD
BUT there be deviations upon the horizon :D

so.

How's it going?
I have for you, an proposition.

I need to practice drawing...
um
lots.
Soooo anyone out there want me to draw them something?
Note me a description for what you'd like me to draw. If I can't draw it, I'll learn how.
I promise a lineart at least, if I'm not terribly upset at the lineart I'll colour it up all pretty for you too! (I need to practice digital painting too x3)

Anyone? :3



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Yay! Requests! :D

to do and in progress:

Retrojape- Olimar and Louie -100% psykotika13.deviantart.com/art…
Roselegend6- Cavalier -25%
BrynSilverhorn- Shen -25%
Delumier- Marsena and/or Bridled- 0%
LynxViscount- Delita- 0%
purpleshadowbooster- Midnight Torror -0%
sunstroke art- Reno! -0%
Tristan-the-Dreamer- Sherlock Holmes and Toby -0%

Thanks so much!
And keep em coming! :3
I shall valiantly take up this challenge!

...mid may to early august... and i've done none of em, welp.
I shall valiantly RE-take up this challenge! O.o



help?

...a swift kick to the rear every once in a while would be just dandy, kthnxbai!



1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

and fail at about three no doubt
Sooo :iconravyncrescent: has brought to my attention a wonderful charity for preemies or prematurely born babies. Bringing soft cuddly TY beanie babies to cradle and comfort prematurely born babies who have to spend awhile in mechanical incubators while they finish prenatal development. While they're in there they have to be handled SUPER carefully and can't be cuddled and held by their family. I wanna help out! You can too!
check ravyncrescent.deviantart.com/j… for the details! coz I suck at the whole "explaining" thing ^^;
  • Listening to: Let Me In- The sensations
  • Reading: Mister Monday
  • Watching: you mean stalking yes?
  • Playing: with your brains
  • Eating: CHOCOLATE OMG
  • Drinking: freaky US drinks
Teim for more crack!


RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.


1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Who's That Girl- Eurythmics
( Quick and smooth change of subject, no? )

2.How would you describe yourself?
Basket Case- Greenday
( BWAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*GASP*-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAheeeeeeee x3 *dais*  )

3.What do you like in a guy?
Click Click Boom- Limp Bizkit
( ...violence? o.O )

4.How do you feel today?
One Thing- Hell yeah
( Well I did just install car speakers on my own with no troubles *preens*)

5.What is your life's purpose?
Wake Up- Three Days Grace
( Oh fuck you )

6.What is your motto?
She's Not There- Zombies
( ... am I not?... )

7.What do your friends think of you?
The Howling- Within Temptation
( ...I'm not sure how to take that one O.o )

8.What do you think of your parents?
Faggot- MSI
( butbutbutbut 0.o I loooove mai mommy and daddy! )

9.What do you think about very often?
Immigrant Song- Led Zepplin
( Moving to the US tae live with mah bf I guess...? )

10.What is 2 + 2?
Only Time- enya
( meh )

11.What do you think of your best friend?
Rescure Me- Fontella Bass
( Aheh... er... )

12.What do you think of the person you like?
New Soul- someone Yaim or something
( ...iiits a pretty song? )

13.What is your life story?
The Rose- Barbara Striesand
( Love and life and roads you take? )

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Guyver: The bioboosted armor- Opening Theme
( Bwuaha! I wanna be a superpowered future-robot XD WOOT )

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Irish Drinking Songs- Arrogant Worms
( I would like to see him drunk, or personally get drunk as an irishman on the day of his wedding every time I see him? )

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Deciever of Fools- Within Temptation
( O.o I think I must be a bad person... )

17.What will they play at your funeral?
I was walking with a ghost- Teegan and Sarah
( Hahahahaha woot! )

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Closing time- Semisonic
( O.o... REALLY.... )

19.What is your biggest fear?
If You Go Away- Poppy Family
( >.>; )

20.What is your biggest secret?
Ode to my Family- The Cranberries
( Or perhaps I wish I could keep them a secret sometimes? XD naw I kid they're great )

21.What do you think of your friends?
Sweet City Woman- The Stampeders
( they're nice and city-folk? Kaaaaay )

22.What will you post this as?
Just My Imagination- The Cranberries
( Bwuaha x3 isn't it just? )
  • Listening to: Wheel of Fortune
  • Reading: nuffing today
  • Watching: bloo
  • Playing: games
  • Eating: mah tongue
  • Drinking: spittle?
stoled from :iconcrickatoo: :D

CONFESSIONS
( ) smoked a cigarette
(x) miss someone right now
(x) been in love
(/) been in love with someone who had a relationship (I stalked him ^^ but Iunno if you'd call it “in love” more I was just bugging the poor fellow)
( ) been dumped
(x) fought with someone (eets called 'growing up'))
( ) been in love with someone who didn’t love you back (how do you love someone who gives you none?)
(x) lied (I'll tell you your dog's dead with a straight face... and break into hysterical laughter the next moment, I'm really a terrible liar)
(x) told a lie to your friend (I'm presuming, everyone lies, white lies count yes?)
(x) skipped class (good times good times, walked out right in front of the principal once XD)
( ) had a fight with your teacher
(x) told a lie when you were late for school (I RAN OVER A POOR WIDDLE RABBIT AND HAD TO GIVE IT A FUNERAL WITH FULL HONOURS RIGHT THERE! >_< ...XD)
(x) ski/snowboard (snowboarded once, if you could call falling down a mountain with a board strapped to my feet 'boarding' x3 loved it so effing much though, wanna do it again so much)
(x) saw someone in real life that you met on the internet (people offa the internet are far more interesting that most of tha people in my home town [you exceptions know who you are, and most of you aren't here anymore anyway!], boys especially!)
( ) tried pot
( ) drank alchohol before you had the legal age
(/) been tipsy (I'm not entirely sure... dint even feel buzzed, I get more of a kick outta a donut... and that at least is tasty)
( ) been drunk before you had the legal age (dunno if I can get drunk, haven't been yet)
(/) ran away from home (I was a liddle scaredycat and came home after five minutes or so which counted as “ playing outside” )
(x) cheated while playing a game (now... vid game or card games?)
(x) felt alone (THARS NO ONE IN MAH ROOM O.O)
(x) thought that you cared about someone (Iunno bout you but I think feelings are all about what you think you feel and caring is something to do with thinking thoughts thus it must be correct)
( ) fell asleep at work or at school (NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED GAH)
( ) used a false identity
(x) saw a sunrise or sunset (prr ^^)
(x) have someone steal something from you (it was a pretty pencil... in gradeschool... and I stole it back >.> )
( ) won a match (I don't DO sports)
(/) danced on the street in the middle of the night (does through the sprinklers on camp grounds after curfew count?)
( ) been afraid to go into a rollercoaster (mmm g-forces)
( ) went to a karaoke (I'm not sure that that's a bad thing that I've never been though)
(x) let a snowflake melt on your tongue (OM NOM NOM ^^ wait is this caught falling outta the sky on tonge and melt or stuffed handfuls of white powder into your mouth and then screaming about the ice cream headache, or does licking a snowball until you have an iceball count?)
(/) saw a sunrise/sunset with someone you loved (not consciously but I think I've seen sunsets wif mah boi... he's never awake to see sunrises wif me though x3)
( ) dreamt about something that came true (WHEN WILL THE CHINCHILLAS INVITE ME TO THEIR PLANET?! WHEEENNNN???)
( ) went bungeejumping (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant)
( ) sang while taking the shower (other places though ^^; )
(x) sang in bed (was bouncing onnit and being silly toooo)
(x) dreamt about marrying someone (wun somewun ^^)
( ) bought something with the money of your parents while they don’t know it. (hah no chances :P)
(x) spoke with someone longer then 6 hours (not nonstooop there was a lotta lissening but still, in person though)
( ) sang and recorded it with your mobile phone (you kids and your tekgnawlowgee)
(x) not sleep for a whole night (I miss being able to do that.... and when I could everyone fell right the fuck asleep on me! Dammitall, the one time I did was alone and I was playing WoW on mah cuz's account)
(x) sleep with plushies (you kidding? They take up more of the bed than I do XD)
(x) did something stupid (weeee call this puberty... )
( ) been afraid of scary movies (not afraid.... but iunno revolted, any and every “horror movie” revolts me somehow in ways I cannae fathom)
(x) believe in ghosts (was into it once, same as the vampires and ufos and crack)
(x) laughed so hard you cried (x3 twas silly)
( ) cried so hard you laughed (hmm... didnae know I could XD)
( ) cheated a test (I was a good little teachers pet)

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SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[ ]Talked back to a teacher. (I was such failure at talking to people for long, still am kinnae, my face goes involuntarily red  when talking to someone I dunno so well... and is older than me and especially male, BUT I'M NOT SHY, I'd just sooner kick em in the nards and be done with it :P who needs talk when violence will do?)
[ ] Been kicked out of class. (teachers pet remember?)
[ ] Worn pajamas to school. ( felt too nekkid! And cold seats... pj pants, they do nothing for the cold seats)
[x] Had your tooth fall out at school. (elementary school)
[x] Gotten lost in your school. (it was a pasttime until I figured out all the little detours and shortcuts, then I started seeing how many steps I could jump down in one go, and when I tried the whole flight of stairs my bag strap broke >_< stupid gravity destroying my fun)
[/] Broken the dress code in school. (Uuuuuuuhm, Iunno as I BROKE it persay.... just that the year after I gradded they banned the wearing of cloaks XD)
[x] Completely failed a test. (only the physical fitness ones, farking hate running. I have absolutely need of it! All I need is a little power behind my punch and mah pissant 'tude and I'm good to go. )
[ ] Left class without asking. (...teachers pet... :P)
[x] Missed a whole week of school. (was in paraguay :D)
[ ] Thrown up in school. (almost when I smelt/saw the other kid who threw up
[ ] Been beat up at school. (hahaha I wish! Least I coulda blown off some steam some days :P closest I got was when I was in a narrow shortcut hallway and two large blokes, both about a foot taller than me where shoving and pushing each other, completely blocking the hallway, and I was rather pissy and instead of going the other way which woulda taken about five seconds more I walked straight up to them, pushed them bodily to either side and walked on without breaking stride XD rofl, my friend was all like “oh um... EXCUSE ME!” and squeaked on through right after me. I broke into hysterical laughter outside XD)

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parent(s) a lot. (tis mah right as their spawnling, but I dun exercise it a LOT lot >.> )
[x] Have your own room. (I'd go nuts without, and everyone else would go nuts with the mess :D)
[ ] Do your own laundry. (I know hoooooooow.... I just prefer not to :P too many cooks in the kitchen... well mah mom has a rhyme and method to her laundering so I dun mess it up x3)
[x] Cook dinner once in a while. (yeaah I pwn the cookwarez :D)
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going anywhere. (who the hell needs to waste the time getting changed?)
[x] You sleep in very long. (when I can)
[ ] All you do is watch television. (psh television sucks... specials sans cable)
[] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends. (yeaaah... when I dun like em anymore I tend not to call em mah friend)
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends. (nah... I'm pretty good with my boi and lack of drama)
[ ] You have known a friend your whole life. (known someone almost all my life but we're... distant now... we just don't have the same interests now :P Star Wars used to be enough, but now even the force has failed meeeeeeeeeeeeee ;-; )
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you. (I'm too taaaaaalllls)
[x] You have been ditched by a friend. (psh everyone haits me)
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number. (AND IT ONLY TOOK THREE YEARS :D)
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number. (it only takes me 2.5 seconds to forget ^^; and 3.5 minutes to lose a scrap of paper with a number onnit x3)
[/] You have been to all of your friends houses. (hrm... most of em.... but then they moved into different houses, and some of em live in different countries)

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails. (used to be bitten down to the quick, now I only bite if a nail breaks and I have no nailcare implements >_< )
[ ] You have an odd obsession with giraffes. (....excuse me?! O.o)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed. (either good)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. (whiny voiced singers and that pitch my mothers voice hits when I'm in trouble)
[/] You pick your nose. (used to do it all the time in elementary o.o; now I do it when I lack a hanky and the snot and concrete dust have congealed into an extremely uncomfortable blob in my nose and it must needs get out! [hey, it's hard to carry hankies around with you everywhere on the job :P] )
[x ] You always lift your legs up when sitting on a chair. (JYES omg o.O)
[ ] You burp loudly in front of other people in public. (if I could just get my damn diaphram to co-operate >.> )

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like someone. (oh I think I LUUUUUURV heem :D)
[ ] You want to kill one of your exes. (...dun have an ex.... O.o)
[ ]You can stay commited for an unusually long time. (depends on what I'm commited for-.... um I mean to... >.> )
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[/] A crush/bf/gf has called you a bitch before. (well I disliked him but it was those early years where it might have been cootie-infatuation and I tripped him down the bleacher steps >.> quasi-on purpose ^^; )
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.


PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate George Bush. (I used to think he was a clown in a monkey suit, but I never hated him)
[ ] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal. (Nevah!)
[/] Boys make better friends than girls do. (I hate girly girls, but girls who act like boys [or I suppose here I must put “reasonably and in most cases logical”] are fine by me)
[ ] The beach is an excellent place for a date. (CROTCH. SAND. AWAAUUGH. ....yeah I dun like beaches)
[x] Pink is an ugly color. ( it truly is)
[ ] Needles aren't so horrible. (AUGH WAUGH AUGH GEDDITAWAY FROM MEEEE)

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen down the stairs. (I meant to... and it was more sliding on my ass than falling x3)
[/] Someone has tied your shoelaces together. (er.... I have... and then I tried to walk, and I fell over and I laughed at myself.... >.> I had a normal childhood, SRSLY!)
[x] Had a nail fall off. (after smashing it nicely with mah hammer)
[x] Had surgery.
[ ] Slapped someone across the face. (The hell is wrong with you? SLAP? Hell no, no you do not waste time whipping your hands around like a helpless whiny woman, you curl your fingers under, middle knuckle forward and give em a few rounds to the face, ammirite?)
[ ] Killed someone. (do dreams count?)
[x] Someone has called you a tease. (...only cuz I am :D)
[ ] You have been to Europe. (waaah WANT)
[/] You have worn something inside out for a whole day. (I think I noticed halfway through the day, about when I actually woke up)


THESE QUESTIONNAIRES ARE LIKE CRACK O.o
  • Listening to: Happy Nation
  • Reading: Iunno?
  • Watching: SHEEP
  • Playing: TEH AIR FIDDLE
  • Eating: hair
  • Drinking: Coooke... again
It is... my birfday. AND I'LL BE A GOOBER IF I DEMN WELL PLEASE!

21 ;-; pity party plz! it's now officially socially unacceptable for me to do the infant cry and squeal like a liddle piggy and make those random noises and meow at old people O.O

...not that that'll stop me or anything.... ^^;

tiiiiime for another one of these song things, they amuse me so.

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!

1. How are you feeling today?
Wild Rover (Folk Songs)
...okiedaaaaaaay...

2. Will you get far in life?
Great To Be a Nerd (Weird Al)
...no? A simple no would have been alright, no need for the insults ;-;

3. How do your friends see you?
Irish Drinking Songs- Gaelic Song (Arrogant Worms)
...incomprehensible yet amusing, with a few meows...

4. Will you get married?
Wild Thing (Steppenwolf)
oh yeah baby, you want a piece of this, oh yes you do I know you do! XD I dun geddit...

5. What is your best friends theme song?
Land Of Confusion (Disturbed)
Because that's what I do to her brain ^^

6. What is the story of your life?
Perry Mason (Ozzy)
erm... o.o but but but.... WURGH?!

7. What was high school like?
Disco Loco Move (Froggy Mix)
oh tell me another one, it was boring as all hell and you know it!

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Bad Boys (Inner Circle)
....~adds to plans for world conquest despite confusion~

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Gone Forever (Three Days Grace)
O.o ~whimper~ please come back? I didn't mean it! >_<

10. What is in store for this weekend?
I is a newfoundlander (Arrogant Worms)
heheeee OTAY!

11. What song describes you?
Momma Told Me Not To Come (Three Dog Night)
...buhwhat?

12. To describe your grandparents?
The Lion Sleeps Tonight (The Tokens)
JYES! My grandparents are badass ^^ ...they're just sleeping noaw...?

13. How is your life going?
Riot (Three Days Grace)
mmmmkaaaay >=}

14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Casualty (Snake River Conspiracy)
OF BUS! Yes I die by bus.... big lellow skoolbusssssss...

15. How does the world see you?
Whenever, Wherever (Shakira)
jyesssss..... cuz that's....yes O.o

16. Will you have a happy life?
Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice)
...because I'm just that hot! ~licks finger and touches self~ tsssh!

17. What do your friends really think of you?
Fully Alive (FlyLeaf)
Awww gaiz ^^ I lub you too!

18. Do people secretly lust after you?
The Sound of Silence (Simon and Garfunkel)
....soooo I have really quiet stalkers? :D ~grasping at straws~

19. How can I make myself happy?
Help! (Beatles)
halping peopls or peopls halping me? Now I is very confuseded.

20. What should you do with your life?
Celtic Frost (Therion)
because we're all about making sense todaaaay.

Whee! Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee o.0
  • Listening to: Click Click Boom
  • Reading: the screen
  • Watching: nuffing?
  • Playing: sweet sweet mind games &gt;=3
  • Eating: AIR!
  • Drinking: Coke... lovely beautiful coooke
ganked from :iconbluerose41: =3

Shuffled Songs Quiz
-Put your play-list on Shuffle.
-Click the 'Next' button.
-Answer the questions with the Song titles.
-Don't Cheat

1. You wake up from a nightmare screaming:
"Slow Chemical" (Finger Eleven)
~XD wut?

2. Someone walks in on you while taking your shower. You scream:
"Dazed and Confused" (Led Zeppelin)
~as per usual...

3. You see someone famous. You tell your friend:
"I Fought the Law, and the Law Won" (Bobby Fuller Four)
~lol x3 how do they know what I'm plaaannning? O.O

4. This hot person asks your number. You say:
"Ding" (Seeed)
-LOL XD

5. You fall and scrape your knee. You cry out:
"Made of Scars" (Stone Sour)
-lol! Apparently I fall a lot?

6. Some person bumps into you at the mall. You scream:
"Me Like Hockey" (Arrogant Worms)
~...but it's Canada, I'm sure they knew that? XD

7. You get tackled... You yelp:
"Use of the F word in Canada" (Arrogant worms)
~well... a rather lengthy method of verbalizing that... x3

8. You find a love note... It's labeled:
"Farewell to Nova Scotia" (Irish Rovers)
~It's not even addressed to me! Typical :P crazy people falling in love with provinces...

9. Your teacher is angry and yells:
"One Thing" (Hell Yeah)
~...but what about one thing...? o.O

10. You fall at gym class and your gym teacher laughs out:
"Hot Hot Hot" (Buster Poindexter)
~Rofl! Sexual harassment suit! XD

11. Someone throws a paper at you. It says:
"No Nagging Anymore" (Froggy Mix)
~er.... wut? O.o

12. Your parents got you a corny shirt saying:
"Rescue Me" (Fontella Bass)
~Bwuahahahaha Score!

13. Your dog's name is:
"Toxic Trace" (Kreator)
~We... got him at a nuclear plant..? o.o

14. You wake up with a poster reading:
"Razzmatazz" (Froggy Mix)
~...its.... cheery..? XD

15. If you were a leader, people would worship you in song singing:
"Pain" (Three Days Grace)
~ROFL! BOW TO YOUR QUEEN! MWUAHAHAHHAAAA XD

16. You ask a person out... They reply:
"What you deserve is what you get" (Seeed)
~but...but.... it was a yes or no question!?!?! O.o

17.The best movie title is:
"Straight to Video" (MSI)
~oh... um... ok, but I though only the sucky movies when straight to video! ....is that a real video title come to think of it...? I bet it is...

18. Your favorite Quote:
"Bring the Pain" (MSI)
~....well I can certainly bring it...? x3

19.Your theme song:
"Shut me up" (MSI)
~maaan, I thought this was random, what's with all the msi? ....and that's just rude! >.<

20.Your bedtime story:
"The Rose" (Barbara Streisand[?])
~not sure if she actually did that song.... but mebbe it's a vague reference to briar rose of sleeping beauty fame? ^^;

21.Your funeral song:
"Are you Dead Yet?" (Children of Bodom)
~*cough* ehehehe... x3

22.Cat's Name:
"Pissenisse" (Nanne Gronvall)
~...I'm sure it means something perfectly nice in swedish ^^;

23.Best thing in the world:
"Through the Glass" (Stone Sour)
~I kinnae thought going through glass was er.... what's that word...painful...?


24.What you NEED in life:
"Joy to the World/Jeremiah was a Bullfrog" (Three Dog Night)
~eh... it works, sure why not.

25.Baby's name:
"Walk Like An Egyptian" (Bangles)
~...I want some of the drugs that will someday convince me that that's a good idea....

26.Stripper name:
"U Can't Touch This" (MC Hammer)
~EFFING YES!! XD

27.Your Motto:
"House of the Rising Sun" (Animals[?])
~....it makes no sense... so I suppose it makes perfect sense in the context ^^

28.Made up dance-move:
"The Beer Song" (Arrogant Worms)
~...you kinnae... stagger drunkenly... and belch a lot... it's really very simple ^^;

29.Soap Opera series:
"Can You Heal Me" (Soil)
~ Aw geez... I got me a hella emo soapy soap operaaaaaa >_<

30. Journal submission title:
"Act your Age" (Snake River Conspiracy)
~Or just act my mental age ^^
  • Listening to: I like to move it move it
  • Reading: the screen
  • Watching: crazy dude go nuts
  • Playing: whackamole in my mind
  • Eating: grape candy stick
  • Drinking: the sweet sweet nectar joose
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Where are my pants?

Are you gay?
No, but I am the gingerbread man.

Do you have hairy legs?
Only on a full moon.

Do you smoke anything?
Do pipe dreams count?

Do you like monkeys?
They're delicious.

How many fillings do you have?
Enough to stick to a magnet the size of Milwaukee.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Mmmm fish pee...

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
...I feel I have missed out on one of life's great experiences... the round batteries never did much for me...

Have you ever read the Bible?
what, all the way throu-... OH LOOK A TREE!

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
For as long as I could fit in those tiny chairs.

Do you wear a lot of black?
....only when there's no one worth blinding around

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
frequently.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
I stopped when I found moss in...awkward...places...

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
...my poor innocence....

Describe your hair?
Like the great amazonian jungles.

Are you a wildbeast?
only on thursdays at noon after a windstorm of grapes.

Do you like to have fun?
...the nice men in white coats said I'm not allowed to do that...

Do you like drama?
OMGWTFBBQLOLCATS

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
I like feesch.

Do you like mayonnaise?
...do you realize what it looks like?

Are you afraid to die?
I'm a Canadian pirate-ninja! I have nothing to fear, I'm INVINCIBLE!

Do you like playing in leaves?
The novelty wore off after I found the bugs in my shirt....

Do you like lyme tics?
DO I!

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
...o.O

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
hahah... not yet...

Are you an adult?
We'd all like to think so.

Ever won a spelling bee?
That was lame when I was five...

Do you ever eat because your depressed?
No... I don't eat, I'm on a liquid diet of pureed brains.

Are you a television addict?
It's...shiny....

Do you think OJ is guilty?
Hey! Hey! Hey! I happen to like orange juice....

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
I mooch, it's good.

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Good idea!

On a swing?
...ow o.O

Do you like Elvis?
no... he's hairy, has a big nose and is scary like a clown.

Do you enjoy watching animals “do it” on the Discovery channel?
I prefer watching it when they get rejected.

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
No but my friend got shit on...

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
...no.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
It makes me twitchy like the snot of the Trigador Beast of Narfgarflick...

Does your mom think someone is hot?
I hope never to know, for the sake of my sanity.

Are you a sugar freak?
Up my nose twice a day.

Ever been arrested?
Ya gotta know where to hide.

Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Define "crime"....

Do you like orange juice?
YES! STOP ASKING DAMMIT.

What sign are you?
The one one with rocks on it warning of massive natural catastrophies.

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
I fear they would join me... and I could never erase that image from my mind.

Where do you wish you were right now?
In someone's lap.

Did you enjoy this?
Like I enjoy driving screws into my skull!

WOOOSH!

*bored*


*sulks*