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Death Battle: Dylann Roof vs. Eric and Dylan

לָכֵ֞ן אֲחַלֶּק־לֹ֣ו בָרַבִּ֗ים וְאֶת־עֲצוּמִים֮ יְחַלֵּ֣ק שָׁלָל֒ תַּ֗חַת אֲשֶׁ֨ר הֶעֱרָ֤ה לַמָּ֙וֶת֙ נַפְשֹׁ֔ו וְאֶת־פֹּשְׁעִ֖ים נִמְנָ֑ה ו
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Prelude| Eric and Dylan vs. Dylann Roof

Lacey: If you've got to cursed with being a pasty white boy in America, there aren't a whole lot of options. Sure, the economic and social structure of your society is made to benefit you. Sure, you're a member of an elite racial society in the upper class of the richest country on Earth. But sometimes you can't get laid, and sometimes those black girls are just too fucking loud.
Dan: And that means, sometimes, you just need to bring a rifle (which they let you buy there for some reason) into your church, or your school, and just kill as many people as you can until you die.
Lacey: Or the police escort you out with a bulletproof vest.
Dan: Right. But suppose two mass shooters were to meet in their suicidal virgin-revenge-fantasy. 
Lacey: That's a shitty meme right there. 0/10.
Dan: And Roof isn't even a school shooter..
Lacey: No need for them to know. And what's it to you? Worst thing that happens to you is your ex-pr
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Donald Trump Fires Death Battle!
Donald Trump
The 45th President of the United States of America

Basic Information:
Name: Donald John Trump
Age: 70
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 198 lbs.
Occupation: Former Chairman of the Trump Organization; President of the United States
Feats

-Trained at New York Military Academy; by age 18, he had become a Captain
-Graduated Wharton School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Economics
-Inherited Elizabeth Trump & Son and, with a small loan of a million dollars by his father, created one of the world's strongest real estate corporations
-Created the Wollman Rink - expected to take 2.5 years and $2.7 million - in three months for $1.95 million (ahead of time and under budget)
-Created the Trump World Tower in 2001
-Owns several million square feet of Manhattan real estate
-Created the Trump Tower in 1983
-After 9/11, owned the largest building in New York City
-Net worth of around $4.5 billion dollars
-Ow
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Death Battle - Carly Shay Bio
Carly Shay
Name: Carlotta 'Carly' Shay (Megan Jessica Parker)
Birthdate: July 24, 1994 [Age 18 by EoS] (May 14, 1994) (January 14, 1994)
Height: 5'4" | 168 cm 
Weight: 119 lbs. | 54 kg
Blood Type: B
Titles: Genius, Evil Little Girl, Demon
Home: Seattle, Washington, USA
Feats:
-Tormented Drake and Josh for years
-Bought a goat on the Internet and hid it from Aubrey and Walter
-Freed Drake and Josh from the Orangutan-eating man
-After moving to Seattle with , began her hit webshow iCarly
-Has won multiple awards, including:
Received a positive review by Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com (iNevel)
Had the Plain White T's perform live on their webshow (iRue The Day)
Had their own T.V. show (iCarly Saves TV)
Won an iWeb Award (iGo to Japan)
Held an award show (iCarly Awards)
Almost went into space (iSpace Out)
Had the First L
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Rundown | Cu Chulainn vs. King Arthur
The proper name for the first warrior is Cú Chulainn. DeviantArt does not allow accented letters in titles.
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Arise, ye kings of Macha,
Valiant in your deeds!
The Badb doth covet
Imbel's kine.
Blood of hearts pours out!
Goodly heroes' battle rushes in
With deeds of valour!
Hearts all red with gore:
Brows turned in flight.
Dismay of battle riseth.
For there was never found
One like unto Cuchulain,
Hound that Macha's weal doth work!
Quickly,
If it is for Cualnge's kine,
Let them now arise!

Dan: Hail ye heroes of folklore; we have returned bearing the tidings of the future, ever obvious it may become: war is coming.
Lacie: Yeah, if you couldn't tell, it's back! And we got one special ass surprise for you: it's time for a Death Battle, motherfuckers! Choo Choo Lane versus King Arthur! I
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Prelude: Peter the Great vs. George Washington
George Washington vs Peter the Great
One of them is a rebel, against the very embodiment of absolutism. Both are legendary leaders of their nation, but who would win in a fight?
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“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.”


Peter the Great
Born: 
Pyotr Alekseyevich, June 9th, 1672
Height: 6'8"
Title: By the grace of God, the most excellent and great sovereign prince Pyotr Alekseevich the ruler all the Russias: of Moscow, of Kiev, of Vladimir, of Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan and Tsar of Siberia, sovereign of Pskov, great prince of Smolensk, Tversk, Yugorsk, Permsky, Vyatsky, Bulgarsky and others, sovereign and great prince of Novgorod Nizovsky lands, Chernigovsky, of Ryazan, of Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersky, Udorsky, Kondiisky and the sovereign of all the northern lands, and the sovereign of the Iverian lands, of the Kartlian and Georgian Kings, of the Kabardin lands, of the Circassian a
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Death Battle Bio: Lizzie (Princess Maker 2)
Lizzie
Name: Lizzie Shinkicker
Origin: SomethingAwful, SynthOrange
Age: 18
Height: 61.29 in
Weight: 95.51 lbs
Occupation: Ruler of 2/3 of creation
FEATS:
Won the Harvest Combat Festival many times
Achieved superhuman attributes
Defeated her rival, Wendy in a brutal curbstomp of epic proportions
Easily one of the strongest and smartest beings in her universe
Ascended to both realms of the afterlife, defeated both of their strongest warriors, and committed regicide and a coup to gain control over the world of man
-She has control over 2/3 of creation, excluding Heaven
Came back from the dead


Origin:
When people on Earth became faithless, God sent Lucifer to punish the Earthlings
When they failed to repulse the Devil, one hero - Gendo Shinkicker - repelled them by personally fighting off the Devil
As a reward and to test Gendo, God gave an infant daughter to the hero, who he dubbed 'Lizzie'
STATS:
Constitution - 272
Strength - 175
Intelligence - 999
Refinement - 4
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Death Battle | Qwop vs. Wheelchair Guy
Dan: We've finally come together for our first fight in a month. We've analyzed all the data and come to our conclusion.
Lacie: Wheelchair Guy or Qwop. Oh boy.
Dan: The time has arrived to see who would win the Clash of Warriors. Let's get this show on the road.
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Bucktoothed Charles sat with his face barely two inches off his computer screen, obsessing himself over the gored riders dying on his screen. The latest edition of Happy Wheels had finally come out! Bucktooth Charles was a big fan of Happy Wheels - as his fourteen posters of the game could attest - and he had no problems forgoing anything else for it. His sister, who was nursing a bruised chin after Charles socked her in the face. Charles saw no problems with this. He wanted his Happy Wheels.
When he finally loaded the obese woman with a striking resemblance to his mother
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Death Battle Bio: Madara Uchiha (Copypasta)
("Nine-Tails, you are merely a momentary life, a temporary existence of coalesced energy… energy that once was a single, ultimate form! An unstable force, lacking in intelligence or sapience, you require a guide to show you purpose. That guide is the Uchiha! The tailed beasts are but slaves to those with blessed eyes. Obey!")
Name: Uchiha Madara
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Occupation: Co-founder of Konohagakure
Theme:
Feats:
Great ninja during the Warring States Period, considered a genius and master combatant
Battled Hashirama Senju many times, though never succeeded
Escaped death
Master planner who convinced Obito Uchiha to his side
Even after death, his mission took hold in the form of his successor Obito Uchiha
Destroyed the Fourth Division after being resurrected.. again
Defeated the five Kage
Sealed the Ten-Tails within himself
Physicality
Strength
-Can send a dozen ninja flying with a kick
-Using a Wood Release, overpowered both the Nine-Tails and Eight-Tails who
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Prelude | Kamen Rider Ichigo vs. White Ranger
Dan: Japanese live-action is home to some things the West isn't quite familiar with. From odd game shows to transforming grasshopper motorcycle-riding heroes, some of it the average otaku would have no idea about.
Lacie: But on the other hand, Americans do know one of their hero genres very well. In 1993, one show took the Super Sentai, made it American, and made it into the Power Rangers.
Dan: But can the icon of the Power Rangers take down the great icon of tokusatsu heroes.. Kamen Rider?
Lacie: Tommy Oliver, the White Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger.
Dan: Takeshi Hongo, the first Kamen Rider.
Lacie: I'm Lacie and he's Dan, and it's our job to analyze each fighter's strengths, skills, and weaknesses to see who would win...
Dan: The Clash of Warriors.
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White Ranger
Name: Dr. Thomas Oliver
Age: 21
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 167 lbs.
Occ
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Prelude | Sonic.exe vs. RED
Lacie: I thought I told you we weren't doing any more creepypasta fights.
Dan: There were.. inclinations.
Lacie: Really now.
Dan: I wanted to do it.
Lacie: Of course, you are a giant Sonic fanboy, as we all know.
Dan: It's an admiration-
Lacie: So let's just get this over with. What's your favorite creepypasta?
Dan: Sonic.exe, the Demonic Blue Blur.
Lacie: Really? I knew you had shit taste when I saw you play your loli games, but this is a new level of shit.
Dan: Oh yeah? What's so much better.
Lacie: The NES Godzilla Creepypasta. One of the best video game creepypastas ever made - I'll even keep your theme going.
Dan: Sonic could take Godzilla, though.
Lacie: RED, the Digital Demon.
Dan: You want to have them fight? Okay.
Lacie: I'm Lacie.
Dan: Dan.
Lacie: We're here to take our understanding and stretch it to the limits to see who would win in a fight. Come on, let's get this shitshow on the road.
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Death Battle Bio: Mitsuko Souma (Battle Royale)
Mitsuko
Name: Souma Mitsuko
Aliases: Hard-Core Souma, Angel of Death, Girl #11
Age: 15
Height: 160 cm | 5'3"
Weight: 50 kg | 110 lbs
Occupation: Prostitute, Gang Leader, Student
Strengths and Feats
-Killed Megumi Etou through deceit
-Killed Hirono Shimizu after Hirono stole her weapon and had a gun to her head
-Killed Yoji Kuramoto, and Yoshimi Yahagi
-After she killed Kazushi Niida, Mitsuko snuck up and killed Takako Chigusa
-Personally responsible through 'Lolita Syndrome' for the First Secretary Amatsu Scandel
-Held up and talked down Hiroki Sugimura, even after he swore revenge for Takako's death, and managed to distract and escape from him
-Even after a failed stealth attack, killed Tadakatsu Hadagami and Yuichiro Takiguchi
-Incredibly good faker/actor, able to spawn tears at will
-Good runner
-Good stealth skills, and is able to hide from nearly any foe
Origin:
In the future, society has collapsed. At 15% unemployment, 10 million are out of work.
To keep children
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Prelude | Pecos Bill vs. Coyote
Lacie: Are you.. serious..?
Dan: America is full of folk tales, and stories galore. But there are two major peoples of the North American continent. Those who were here earlier, and those who are here now.
Lacie: You actually know it. You're actually pitting American folklore against Native myth?
Dan: Indeed I am.
Lacie: Why do I bother with you.
Dan: Pecos Bill, the Wild West's Ultimate Cowboy.
Lacie: Coyote, the Trickster God.
Dan: I'm Dan.
Lacie: I'm Lacie. Let's get this show on the road, why don't we?

(Pecos Bill's brother was right proud of him. "Not bad for a kid raised by coyotes," he told his baby brother. "In another couple of years, you'll be the toughest cowboy in the world."
And he was right!)
Pecos Bill
Pecos Bill
Name: Pecos Bill
Theme:
Feats
As a newborn, wrestled with bear cubs
Learned to swim, independently and with enough power to swim upstream, as a baby
Raised by wolves for fifteen years
Famously rode a
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Zone-tan is watching you fap to DEATH BATTLE!

Zone-tan
Name: Zone-tan, Squigly, Sienna Contiello
Age: 28
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 118 lbs.
Occupation: Physical Avatar of ZONE-Sama
Theme:
Feats:
Threatened to shoot Pinkie Pie in the head to piss off bronies
Put a hive of bees in Dave's office which made him butthurt for weeks
Captured Avatar Korra and Raven from Teen Titans
Blew up Dave's car
Defeated Parasoul
Defeated Double and destroyed the Skull Heart
Ability to see thousands of miles and sense actions within that range


Weaponry:
Sawed-off Shotgun
Car Bomb
Demon Form

-Featless but terrifying
Lemmy
Friend of Zone-tan's
Giant tentacle abomination-thing
Can pass Zone-tan things without her needing to move
Bachelor's Degree in Communications from UCLA
Certified black belt in Krav Maga
Was on the USA Men's Rowing team in the Athens Olympics
Can breath fire
Can morph himself into weapon forms emulating whips, spears, etc.
Physicality
Strength
-Capable of fighting Skullgirls, Anti-Skullgirl weapons, and d
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Prelude | Wheelchair Guy vs. Qwop
Dan: They're champions of men, the pinnacle of human achievement. Through endless trials they've prospered, and through obstacles they've lived.
Lacie: Are you.. fucking.. kidding me..?
Dan: Wheelchair Guy, Happy Wheel's Rocket-Propelled Champion.
Lacie: I'm.. not.. no, seriously, this may be the stupidest thing you've ever said.
Dan: Qwop, the Olympic Renaissance Man.
Lacie: Jesus Christ.
Dan: I'm Dan and she's Lacie and it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two fighters to see who would win..
Lacie: A Clash of.. no, these idiots aren't even Warriors! This is Death Battle, motherfucker!
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Wheelchair Guy
Name: Unknown
Age: Likely mid-70's
Height: 172 cm | 5'8"
Weight:
78 kg | 173 lbs.
Occupation: Retiree
Theme:
Feats:
Fended off a robbery
Has gone back in time
Killed a man in a joust
Has c
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B.B. - Episode #: Interracial Mobian Genetics
If you’ve read enough of the Archie comics, you'll notice a pattern with interracial couples and their children in the Archie universe. At first glance, it might sound like a bad thing; with how nearly every fan views Sonic as merely a talking Hedgehog rather than a consenting living being, but every Mobian species has evolved from being mere beasts into anthropomorphic animals with thoughts and feelings. Which means, then, that whether a Mobian is a Fox or a Rabbit, each one is like individual human ethnicities on our Earth (Irish, German, French, etc), therefore, it isn’t the same as a human and an animal, er… Mating.
There are no hybrid Mobians that I know of in the lore. The only one I’m aware of is Anise S. Divine (http://mobianpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anise_S._Divine), who I am fairly certain is is a fanon character and not an Archie character. Being as hybrids are not common, if they even truly occur at all, the obvious solution, then, lies within the fact th
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VS Bio: Mickey Mouse (Composite)
 

MICKEY MOUSE
Real name: Michael Theodore Mouse
First Appearance: Plane Crazy (1928)
First official appearance: Steamboat Willie (1928)
Aliases: Sorcerer Mickey, King Mickey, Mr. Mouse, Mick, Unca Mickey, Runt, Rat
Age: Unknown
Height: 2'3"

Occupation: Mascot, Actor, Host, Entertainer, Conductor, Pianist, King, Detective, Pilot, Jedi, Hunter, Fire Fighter, Musketeer, ect
Affiliation: Disney, Disney Kingdom, Mickey Mouse Club, The Jedi Order, FASA (
Fictional Animal Stars of America), House of Mouse, Ajax, ect
Likes: Minnie, Pluto, his friends, whistling, sandwiches, adventure, cheese, music, and entertaining others 

Theme song:

Feats:
- Is one of the most iconic and most well known cartoon characters of all time
- Has traveled the world going on all kinds of adventures and taking on tons of baddies
- Has rescued Minnie Mouse and Pluto from
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I'm Back, You Ugly Motherfucker: Prelude

Pyrrha: The 80's has spawned over countless action heroes, villains and scientific or otherworldly killers. But none are more deadly or as famous as these two right here.
Gene: Like the Predator, The Yautja.
Joseph: Or the Cyberdyne Research Systems 850 Model 101 Infiltration Combat Unit also more famously known as The Terminator. Due to Terminator's having expanded models and incarnations, we will be looking at the T-850 or the Terminator used in Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines for familiarity's sake.
Gene: Heyo, heyo, heyo everyone! I'm Gene Mandayne and I'm partered up with Pyrrha Nikos and Joseph Joestar and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win.....
All 3: A Death Battle!!
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First Appearance:  The Terminator (1984)
Full Name: Cyberdyne Research Systems 850 Model 101
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NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE!!
The 80's.
An era that relishes in the wide array of action and sci-fi movies that, still, to this day have left an impact on us.
Ranging from the traumatised war veteran, Rambo to even the witty and cunning, Ash Williams.
But even with it's fair share of heroes, it comes with it's iconic villains to boot.
From the depths of a crystal clear lake to the vast reaches of space.
But today, two of it's greatest warriors come face to face.
One is a time travelling metal assassin who's purpose was re-designed from killing to protecting the hope of the human race.
The other is a hunter from the vast and dark corners of the galaxy, hunting for honor and pride.
"I'm back."

The Terminator is back for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
VS.
"If it bleeds."
"We can kill it."

The Predator enters DEATH BATTLE for the hunt!!


I'm Back, You Ugly Motherfucker: P
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FNaFandMCkid punches DEATH BATTLE! in the face!

FNAFANDMCKID
THEME:


Age: 7
Height: Medium
Weight: I dont know
Occupation: School kid, cool guy, youtuber, deviantarter
FEATS
Punched little brother
Raced with Sonic and almost won
Could fight the animatronics from FNAF
Got really big and Punched Jupitor into a billion gazillion pieces
Then he took the Jupitor explosion
Got a billion girl frends
PHYSICALITY

STRENGTH
Punched Jupitor really hard
he beat Foxy with one punch
Kicked ChukeChees in the balls and he went across the entire galaxy like a gmod ragdoll

SPEED
Raced ARCHIE Sonic and lost by a two seconds

DURABILITY
Tanked Jupitor exploding

SKILLS
A good writer
Knows kungfu and karate
canot be mind controled
Could sword fight with Sonic
Can fight with Arceus on point and even deflect his attacks
WEAPONS
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Death Battle: King Arthur vs. Beowulf

Question: The combatants are set. The time has come to-
Lobo: GET ON WITH IT!
Deadpool: YEAH, GET ON WITH IT!
Question: (sigh) Death Battle time...
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The northern tales of days gone by carry with them many heroes from many lands. From Shield Sheafson, the scourge of many tribes, to the mighty King Uther, the Dragon King. Mighty warriors with great legends, renowned for their strength, courage, and virtue. On this day, though, was to be an encounter between their two greatest champions.
The great city of Camelot, jewel in the crown of Britain, home of the noblest of knights (rivaled only by the French king Charlemagne, who would come centuries from now), was put under siege by the warriors of the north. Those men, who had been kept at bay by the vast ice sheets that kept them isolated from the rest of Europe, had been set free by recent thawing. They ravaged Europe, plundering monasteries and accepting bribery to leave the kingdoms alone. Now, though
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NEXT TIME ON FREZ'S SEASON FINALE OF DEATH BATTLE!
24 brave men and women have entered the arena, but only twelve have survived the challenge.
An F-Zero Racer...
An Alicorn Princess...
A Sistine, Pristine Nun-Chucka...
An Angeloid from Synapse...
An Edenian Prince...
An Indie Rockin' Canuck...
A Bald Multi-Billionaire...
A Big Bad Wolf...
A Cool But Rude Guy...
A Master of the Fist...
An Ice Queen...
A Ninja Turtle...
12 have survived the gruelling gauntles. It's been a fun ride, but now it's time to bring this season to an end.
Ladies and gentleman, for my Season 4 Finale, I present the following Death Battle.
Please sit back, and enjoy.

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I don't want to be your master. I want to be your friend!

I wish for friends. Friends who would never betray me, no matter what... And friends who I would never betray!

Those who fight a
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DEATH BATTLE: Ashley vs. Zim
Zapdos: All right, the combatants are set, let's-
Diggersby: We should have had Fawful fight Zim!
Zapdos: ...ahem. The combatants are set. Let's pretend there's a debate here and that we can end it once and for all!
Diggersby: It's time for a Death Battle!
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"Doo, dee doo do do..."
A young child who had tragically lost his ears and nose to a skin condition that had also turned his skin green was singing to himself while walking his normal, bipedal mongoose dog down the sidewalk. It was a hideous day like any other in the city, with a red sky looming over the skyscrapers that occupy the horizon in its entirety. Birds were singing their annoying songs with undue cheer from atop the long dead trees. It was looking to be a completely normal, uneventful day.
Unbeknownst to the green child, there was a girl sizing him up from two blocks away, hiding behind a wall, along with a large-headed boy wearing glasses and a child the color of ketchup, small enough to be a toddler and holding
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"Everything is permitted to today's hedonistic Last Man - you can enjoy everything, BUT deprived of its substance which makes it dangerous. This is why Lacan was right to turn around Dostoyevski's well-known motto: "If God doesn't exist, everything is prohibited!" God is dead, we live in a permissive universe, you should strive for pleasures and happiness — but, in order to have a life full of happiness and pleasures, you should avoid dangerous excesses, be fit, live a healthy life, not harass others... so everything is prohibited if it is not deprived of its substance, and you end up leading a totally regulated life. And the opposite also holds: if there is God, then everything is permitted — to those who claim to act directly on behalf of God, as the instruments of His will. Clearly, a direct link to God justifies our violation of any "merely human" constraints and considerations (as in Stalinism, where the reference to the big Other of historical Necessity justifies absolute ruthlessness)."

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"Everything is permitted to today's hedonistic Last Man - you can enjoy everything, BUT deprived of its substance which makes it dangerous. This is why Lacan was right to turn around Dostoyevski's well-known motto: "If God doesn't exist, everything is prohibited!" God is dead, we live in a permissive universe, you should strive for pleasures and happiness — but, in order to have a life full of happiness and pleasures, you should avoid dangerous excesses, be fit, live a healthy life, not harass others... so everything is prohibited if it is not deprived of its substance, and you end up leading a totally regulated life. And the opposite also holds: if there is God, then everything is permitted — to those who claim to act directly on behalf of God, as the instruments of His will. Clearly, a direct link to God justifies our violation of any "merely human" constraints and considerations (as in Stalinism, where the reference to the big Other of historical Necessity justifies absolute ruthlessness)."

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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2018  Hobbyist Writer

I shall drink to your health on your birthday!

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Or non-alcoholic if you prefer that! Sweating a little...
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gonzo22 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2018
Happy Birthday
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Alexandrmcfly Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2018
Happy Birthday
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JirouZoroark Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017
Happy incredibly late birthday. Still hoping you come back to do your matches because despite how bad the idea is, I'm gonna be excited for the Columbine Boys vs Charleston Shooter since you're fights are good, especially Ebony vs Chris
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PsyInsti Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2017
Congratulations.
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JirouZoroark Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2017
Just saw the writing. Really wasn't expecting that to be completely honest, but good nonetheless.
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DesHedorah Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2017
I’m going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti--biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women. The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs. Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2017  Hobbyist Writer

I shall drink to your health on your birthday!

Beer before Liquor; will get you sickerDrunk:iconbudweiserplz::iconwineplz::iconpintplz::iconwhiskeyplz::iconmargaritaplz::iconjackdanielsplz::iconchampagneplz::iconmartiniplz::iconheinekenplz:::iconrumplz:Efes Pilsen Bottle Efes Pilsen - Animated 2 Yeni Raki Efes Pilsen Can Emoji| Beer Marmara Gold Kulup Rakisi Istanblue Efes Malt Jack Lives here Emote :vodkala: Tekirdag Rakisi Bazooka Altinbas Raki Tekel Birasi Lokka champagne Glass 1 Jim beam Emote [RT] Whiskey Wicca Glass Of Wine Emoji :winela: Wine Icon mini Wine Bottle Green [RT] Babilonian Wine :beercontest: Beer Emoji :cheers3: ChibiChelita Efes Malt Beer Corona Extra Emote BeerMug Cheers :beer: Beer Mug Perv Thrusting Cheers fella white-wine (party) Cheers with Champagne Emoticon :vodka: :DrunkBummy: Drunk Revamp Love Drunk Avatar for bloodmartini champagne Glass 1 A Drunk Guy  :vodka: Drunk Revamp :icondrunkplz:

Or non-alcoholic if you prefer that! Sweating a little...
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gonzo22 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2017
Happy Birthday
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BattleWriter Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2017
Happy Birthday mate. :D
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