Captain Superhero ® wants YOU to stand up to BULLIES! Are you being bullied? Which hurts worse, facing your problem and possibly getting your ass beat, or the beating you’ll give yourself from now on for shrinking under pressure? Even if you lose the fight, at least you’ll be able to hold your head up. And what if you’re not the one who loses? Bullies are usually more bark than bite, maybe you can humiliate their pathetic, socially dysfunctional asses. Think of how things will change positively for you, if that’s the case. Pleading with malice only validates its power over you. Violence for the violent, it’s all they understand. Maybe they’ll have empathy when they’re shown how it feels. Classroom hotshots; Are you gonna let that big kid fuck with that little kid, and do nothing about it? Don’t be such a pussy, get over there and be the one who stands for what’s right. How much more status do you think you’ll accrue, once you really are a true, real life hero? Beat that bully’s ass, and the pussy will be rubbing all over you, instead of hiding behind your zipper. I can’t be everywhere all the time, so when the only one who can make a difference is you… IT’S YOUR TURN TO BE A HERO! This is a public service message from The Retaliators Incorporated and Reddingfield Innovations.