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in other words, It's Complicated
it cant be all.
in.
my.
head. etch it on my skin so it lasts a lifetime never forget feels
like death, destroy the damn body you hate so much, its
whole and youre
NOT
youre broken
and thats WRONG im not a good person, or a person, you
deserve to die but you can't die so
do the next best thing destroy yourself scrawl
over your entire body in sharpie and blood never
sleep never
eat no
future no
/purpose/ no
turtle
and my legs look dumb
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Literature
Snow
First snow
crossing the chamber where their eyes met
she curls in the corner
and waits for the dismal grey to lift and go away
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Literature
Pay the Piper
If no man is an Island
and an Island is me
How then can I ask
That the bell toll for thee?
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Literature
Padding
Round and rolling,
Something tolling,
falling down the hill
Find a cat to hold on to
Or your Rival will
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Literature
Dream
So the main character is this girl who's connected to the Wilds somehow. She gets on a train that takes her to another world. It takes her to a series of dead, underground vaults. She wanders through the vaults and arrives at a door.
It's a thick door, and a wide one. She throws herself at it. The air is thick, and she has to push herself off the opposite wall to get enough force. It's mostly futile for a few attempts, but then the Lightning God drops the barrier and the door slams open.
When she goes through, an elevator takes her up to the city. As if in a blur, she arrives in the middle of a city of skyscrapers. Always, she goes up the small steps and into the bar on the first story.
The bar is upscale, but she must be very careful not to upset anyone. Even the slightest offense will cause the people to see that she is not of the city, and the police will be called.
The police are always called, eventually. Sometimes it's after a good deal more exploration of the city, but someone,
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Literature
limerence
cant you merely /turn/
and appreciate the sight
waiting such a long time
for the clouds to come
you know me but you can never come close
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Literature
impavid
the problem is
how can you be afraid if you know all of it?
how can you be afraid if you know not of it?
stepping out into the
harsh glare, finding nothing
but char and rubble and shit
this is something like it
this is not home
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Literature
fugue II
have i missed it?
has it passed through, the spirit
wafting through bone and blood like
crests, and peaks, each through the other
did i not notice?
how did i not notice?
has it been here under disguise
a barmy draft of clarity that never
found its way to this,
the Screen
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Literature
fugue
it washes over, panic, and in its
throes of compulsion,
spasm, regret,
and a marked Lack of Focus the envy of each of your friends
spill forth brief candle and mark your way out
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Literature
bliss
ignorance is bliss they say
pulling down and obfuscating by blackened shells and smoke
ignore it but behind the curtain there
isnt any way out
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Literature
x-axis
reaching to the stars because we only have the two hands
one for the money and two for the dirt
and we enter eden with blank faces and look around and see it's dirt too;
what else could eden ever be or will be
they knew it,
they knew it before it was hatched and it found a home
but find it again and we can
never have to know
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Literature
Wheel Decide
see mee
standing heer
quaking in
my boots with feer
better to live
or better to fly?
wheel decide!
will decide!
haptax legion
got your back
and catherine cena
has the snax
step inside
the carpet ride
wheel decide!
will decide!
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Literature
Untitled
A man brushes his teeth and walks into his bedroom. His dentist is waiting for him with a sharp, sharp knife. "You're bleeding because you don't floss," the dentist whispers as the man bleeds out onto his brown carpet.
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Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me.
Well, maybe if those words are "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning".

I used to think spells equaled power, too, when I was alive. I've learned a lot since.
You know what does equal power?
Fd/t. Fd/t equals power.

ALL THE STUPIDITY
ALL OF IT
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What is a Dominican Republic? We have asked ourselves this for many years, yet we have made no advancement in this field since 1985, when it was discovered that the word Dominican can also apply to friars. Many scholars have theories on this; the most highly regarded is that it has a similar meaning to the word holy.
And then, of course, there lies the problem of defining a republic.

In Russia, gift bag rummage through YOU!!

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"The problem with KISS — Keep It Simple Stupid — is that it often leads to LOVE — Leave Out Virtually Everything."

"History doesn't repeat itself: it rhymes."

"A key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."
"Technically, the city of Ankh-Morpork is a tyranny, which is not always the same thing as a monarchy, and in fact even the post of Tyrant has been somewhat redefined by the incumbent, Lord Vetinari, as the only form of democracy that works. Everyone is entitled to vote, unless disqualified by reason of age or not being Lord Vetinari."
“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
“I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
--all Terry Pratchett

"When you talk to God it's prayer... When He talks back, it's schizophrenia." --Fox Mulder

"Puritanism- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be happy."

Grand Master of All Things Bad? I don't know any Grand Master of All Things Bad.

"'All little girls are terrible,' he admitted finally, 'but the Marquess, at least, has a very fine hat.'"
--Catherynne M Valentine


"Friendship cannot be marked or measured, yet neither can it be mistaken."

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Your name is DAKHEM UAID. (Or wait... is it?)

Mine Turtle Stamp by Rothstein-Kaiser DA Stamp - Obsess Responsibly by tppgraphics Confusing Auditors II by spacewarp This is not a stamp. by lycanthropeful

You tend to OBSESS OVER THINGS, sometimes for a weekend, sometimes for years. You sometimes grow depressed when obsessed with things that are significantly more awesome than REAL LIFE.

You like drawing with pens, but are PRETTY MEDIOCRE AT IT. You tend to find an art style and exhaust it before moving on. You would like to be able to draw on your computer, but GIMP, and your cheap graphic tablet, ANNOY YOU GREATLY. You wish you could draw characters or backgrounds, and try to practice them, but you GET FRUSTRATED QUICKLY. You also enjoy writing STRANGE POETRY as well as NARRATIVE POEMS about your favorite webcomics.

Scrod CLAM you love WEBCOMICS.
Unsounded Stamp by ProudTortoise Homestuck Stamp by CrystheWaterNinja Nimona Stamp by ProudTortoise Kiwi Blitz Stamp by Gamafort

You read over fifty of them and frequently check several of them. They tend to belong to the FANTASY genre, or sometimes the SCIENCE FICTION. Your favorite by far is a sadly underrated comic called UNSOUNDED, which is simply the BEST WEBCOMIC THERE IS. Your second favorite, as well as the most referenceable (you reference it ANNOYINGLY FREQUENTLY) is HOMESTUCK. (And it is quite possible that the funniest is SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF.)

You also have a penchant for ROLE PLAYING but often find it difficult to immerse yourself in a role due to your regrettable ANCHOR TO REALITY, or at least what remains of it. You READ INCESSANTLY in whatever idle time you have and like to THINK. You grow annoyed at yourself if this thinking is NOT CONSTRUCTIVE, which is ALMOST ALWAYS. You DAYDREAM a lot, which is not the same as thinking. You love LOUD WEATHER, especially STORMS with thunder and driving rain, but they are annoyingly infrequent where you live. You wish you could move to OREGON. You love music and your taste has been described as ECLECTIC (but not completely indiscriminate).

Role Play stamp by Zeronix Dazed and confused... by PixieRiot Storm Stamp by soulshelter Music stamp by xXInvader-HaleyXx wrong reality by WolfcatStamps

Books:
Fantasy Stamp by Gwasanee Science Fiction by i-stamp Pratchett fan by Shevaara stamp reading books by kailor

TV:
Daily Show Stamp by Atako I SUPPORT FUTURAMA STAMP by googlememan Worst stamp ever by raldski5050
#guiltypleasures

Movies:
I love LotR by StarkArya You shall not pass Stamp by 00DarkChocolate00 Star Trek + Star Wars Love by feather-zanna INCEPTION Stamp by Gokulover4ever Hang the Rules Stamp by DarthRegina125 + Monty Python Holy Grail Funny Quote: Newt + by dorkywaffle Jar of Dirt Stamp by hatenaki-yume

Music:
Stamp: Imagine Dragons by Araktugage Beatles Stamp by rheall Homestuck Stamp by Sinderish The Killers Stamp by Porygon-Z Linkin Park Stamp by Sora05 :thumb274010564: :thumb289239440: Queen Classic Rock Stamp 1 by dA--bogeyman

Games:
Legend Of Zelda Stamp by 666mel666 Fire Emblem Awakening Stamp by Masked-Gamer Pokemon Mystery Dungeon by Marlenesstamps Kid Icarus Uprising Stamp by Zenfyre

Other stuff:

RWBY - Ruby by flowerangel050 Welcome to Night Vale Stamp by SpoonyMacks

Homestuck:

Homestuck Stamp by Demon-Dolphin Homestuck Stamp by CrystheWaterNinja Yet Another Homestuck Stamp by AlClair Wayward Vagabond by AlClair Adult Dave Stamp by merpyfrost HE WATCHS YUO BUY CANS by irradiation [S] Cascade by ProudTortoise :thumb301312989: Black King Stamp by ProudTortoise

Your God Tier title is KNIGHT OF SPACE. Your Strife Specibus is RAPIERKIND and your blood color is JADE.

Rapierkind? by ProudTortoise Knight of Space? Stamp by ProudTortoise Jade Blood? Stamp by ProudTortoise

Your favorite Homestuck characters are KARKAT, TEREZI, and DAVE. You admire their SUPERB PERSONALITIES. When it comes to CHARACTER, theirs are simply the best there are. You like KANAYA, JADE, NEPETA, ARADIA and MEENAH, too, because they AMUSE YOU or simply are cool. You hope that Karkat and Meenah become MATESPRITS: this is your OTP.

Karkat Stamp AWAYFROMEEEE by ToxicKhroeger Terezi Stamp by Michiru-Mew :thumb175222014:

Flower Crown Kanaya by UsagiGami Flower Crown Jade by UsagiGami Flower Crown Nepeta by UsagiGami Flower Crown Aradia by UsagiGami Meenah Peixes by UsagiGami

Meenah X Karkat Stamp Mk. 2 by ProudTortoise -CoolKidXHotMom- by RobicTheEscapist

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Happy birthday u lil shit!!
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Thanks for the point. =)
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