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Derpy Clause 2: Derp Harder

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By PrototypeSpaceMonkey   |   
Published: December 23, 2015
© 2015 - 2020 PrototypeSpaceMonkey
'Twas the night before that holiday humans celebrate.
(The one Twilight brought back and Lyra thinks is so great.)
When I was awoken from a sugar-plum dream
by a thud and a scrape and weak muffled scream.
When I went to investigate what had caused the ruckus
I espied up my chimney a squirming gray tuchus
a sooty blonde tail and a bubble cutie mark
and a pair of hind legs kicking 'round in the dark.
She seemed to be stuck, and when I inquired
she answered me "I just don't know what transpired."
"Some children leave muffins and something to drink
It's rude to disappoint them all, don't you think?"
"These chimneys just seem to get smaller each time
and breaking and entering is sort of a crime
but making deliveries is what I'm all about
so don't call the cops, won't you help a mare out?"
So up to the chimney on the roof I did go
(because modesty forbid that I push from below)
But I am no king and with my strength alone
I could not pull Derpscalibur from her prison of stone.
So I called some neighbors and they called their friends
who called their third cousins, who knows where it ends.
And soon all of Ponyville joined in the fun
And vendors sold popcorn and carrots-in-a-bun.
And ponies took pictures. And the foals wrote a song.
And reporters from newspapers asked what went wrong.
The Princess of Friendship finally showed up as well.
She soon solved the problem with a teleport spell.
And as ponyville partied on through the night
no pony noticed as the gray mare took flight.
But I heard her exclaim as she soared through the black
"Oh, @#$%! Where did I lose the @#$%ing sack?!"
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The poem really makes it. :D
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I keep throwing all my money at the screen, but nothing's happening!
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You shut up and take my damn money right now
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I don't know what's more awesome, the sculpture or the poem you wrote for it. It looks like you used strips of frilly cotton for the coat. Great work!

(For the record, whatever the record may be, I would totally give Derpy Claus a boost to her booty.)
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I stripped the fluff from a paint roller and cut it into strips.
As for the poem... these things do take a while to sculpt and my mind tends to wander. Better put it to good use or it'll just get into trouble.
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Wow, this is amazing! 
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