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My handwriting sucks

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Published: July 18, 2012
My handwriting sucks big time
but right now I gotta pee
or my bladder will explode.
As I'm no mermaid at sea.


I swear I will find a rhyme
if I do it near a tree
or while squatting on the road.
Ode to a lavatory.
© 2012 - 2019 prosaix
You can still use this as a stamp on your profile page if you wish to, even though it is a poem.

Just copy paste the thumbcode :thumb315473951:



My first ever attempt at poem writing :la: I have no idea if I submitted it to the right category of not though...
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Imperius-RexProfessional General Artist
It's showing up as a literature thumb on my page.
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Imperius-RexProfessional General Artist
I replaced it with another stamp.
Black-Angel-Dan's avatar
Not entirely the correct cathegory. It's more like free verse.
Bellalea's avatar
BellaleaHobbyist Traditional Artist
Best. Poem. Ever. :O
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outlireHobbyist General Artist
Mine really does. This is going on my profile.
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MikuXSonikkuFangirlHobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol this is sooooo funny
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kurofurHobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg mine too! high five! :la:
Fantasyfan101's avatar
That awkward moment when the teacher asks you to read your report to the class and even you have no idea what it says :iconpoker-faceplz:
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kelokaHobbyist Digital Artist
My hand writing and my typing both suck. ;_;
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bluelilyoffire3Hobbyist Writer
YES! My handwriting looks like a guy wrote it. I look at old stuff from when I was a kid, and it's not a lot different. And that sucks, because I'm a writer... Wow.
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CurePassionHobbyist General Artist
You aren't alone ^^; My handwriting looks like a guy's and looks like the writing of someone, who is in second grade and I'm a writer, too...
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bluelilyoffire3Hobbyist Writer
Ha, ha. I think most writers write crazy fast anyway. There is no time for being slow and careful when you need to get a story out on paper. Besides, I kind of like that I'm the only one that can read my hectic handwriting.
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CurePassionHobbyist General Artist
That's indeed true. Most persons have a lot of problems reading my writing. Though I guess having a bad handwriting has one advantage: You can most likely read what other people with bad hadnwriting write.
cassandra667's avatar
my hand writing sucks too.
and very random poem :)
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pikachuafwcHobbyist Traditional Artist
pshh, my handwriting is awesome. ;P My teachers and my mom are always saying I have such great handwriting.
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MissEljebelHobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha, my handwriting is AWFUL
Indigovation's avatar
IndigovationHobbyist General Artist
Beautiful :happycry:
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p3paulaHobbyist General Artist
love it :3
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MelodySyperStudent Writer
I hate my handwriting... doesn't really help that no one but myself (and a handful of others) can read it.

This... this was beautiful. XD
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Freak-of-GamesStudent General Artist
lol.
IchigoStrawberryXX's avatar
Pure Genius.
My handwriting not only sucks but changes every freaking time. :iconpoutplz:
It's not my fault I was born this way :iconcryforeverplz::iconotlplz:

Is it a coincidence that I need to use the bathroom right now...
Ah, jeez.
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