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My handwriting sucks big time
but right now I gotta pee
or my bladder will explode.
As I'm no mermaid at sea.


I swear I will find a rhyme
if I do it near a tree
or while squatting on the road.
Ode to a lavatory.
You can still use this as a stamp on your profile page if you wish to, even though it is a poem.

Just copy paste the thumbcode :thumb315473951:



My first ever attempt at poem writing :la: I have no idea if I submitted it to the right category of not though...
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Imperius-Rex Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's showing up as a literature thumb on my page.
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ComputerGirl217 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Same here. :/
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Imperius-Rex Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I replaced it with another stamp.
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ComputerGirl217 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Oh, cool. :meow:
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Black-Angel-Dan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Not entirely the correct cathegory. It's more like free verse.
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Bellalea Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Best. Poem. Ever. :O
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outlire Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine really does. This is going on my profile.
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MikuXSonikkuFangirl Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol this is sooooo funny
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kurofur Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg mine too! high five! :la:
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Fantasyfan101 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
That awkward moment when the teacher asks you to read your report to the class and even you have no idea what it says :iconpoker-faceplz:
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keloka Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My hand writing and my typing both suck. ;_;
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bluelilyoffire3 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YES! My handwriting looks like a guy wrote it. I look at old stuff from when I was a kid, and it's not a lot different. And that sucks, because I'm a writer... Wow.
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CurePassion Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You aren't alone ^^; My handwriting looks like a guy's and looks like the writing of someone, who is in second grade and I'm a writer, too...
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bluelilyoffire3 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ha, ha. I think most writers write crazy fast anyway. There is no time for being slow and careful when you need to get a story out on paper. Besides, I kind of like that I'm the only one that can read my hectic handwriting.
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CurePassion Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's indeed true. Most persons have a lot of problems reading my writing. Though I guess having a bad handwriting has one advantage: You can most likely read what other people with bad hadnwriting write.
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bluelilyoffire3 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yep!
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cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
my hand writing sucks too.
and very random poem :)
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pikachuafwc Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
pshh, my handwriting is awesome. ;P My teachers and my mom are always saying I have such great handwriting.
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MissEljebel Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha, my handwriting is AWFUL
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Indigovation Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Beautiful :happycry:
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p3paula Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love it :3
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MelodySyper Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Writer
I hate my handwriting... doesn't really help that no one but myself (and a handful of others) can read it.

This... this was beautiful. XD
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Freak-of-Games Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student General Artist
lol.
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IchigoStrawberryXX Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Pure Genius.
My handwriting not only sucks but changes every freaking time. :iconpoutplz:
It's not my fault I was born this way :iconcryforeverplz::iconotlplz:

Is it a coincidence that I need to use the bathroom right now...
Ah, jeez.
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funkycat339 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Looks like I'm not the only one.
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Drawing-Stars-02 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me too!! It changes as I get lazy!! XDDD
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:iconheeeplz:
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writeacrossme Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student Writer
lolwut
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:)
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SakaiKamichi Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student
Ah. I love this. Just- meh. I like it.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:highfive:
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Paulwe Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WAT
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Ye?
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EntityChaos Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
squatting down to pee= girl
but handwriting sucks
paradox
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:giggle:
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MJlover15 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Soooo true :P
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:highfive:
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Trylledrik Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha. Post more poems please!
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:lol:
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jiggajiggabambam Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm so embarrassed of my handwriting XD
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:iconteheplz:
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hetaliallover101 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Best.Thing.Ever.
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andrielisilien Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
My handwriting stinks and I'm a teacher now. What kind of teacher has bad handwriting?!
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:iconidklolplz:
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Smartz4Artz Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, that was awesome.
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Thanks :lol:
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Smartz4Artz Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
np!
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XxxTREYxxX Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol that was funny to read XD
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prosaix Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
:giggle:
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