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One day I might try watching all the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons from The Simpsons to make a bio for them. From what I've seen, Itchy is smart enough to build a time machine and build a cloning machine (and somehow have Einstein's brain in a jar), can duplicate into other Itchies if he is chopped in half (possibly infinitely) and is strong enough to use just his hands to shred Scratchy into just a skeleton with just his hands, and Scratchy is durable enough to have his spine ripped out (just the middle section, not his skull) and still be alive, can live his head decapitated (and walk around too), and lived with his heart ripped out... for about 10 seconds. 

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:iconforceofnatureandcorn:
ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I'm thinking of doing a Tom and Jerry bio, so maybe they could fight them.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 24, 2017  Student Writer
ooh that would be interesting! I feel like with both of them being able to pull out weapons the size of the Earth, Itchy and Scratchy could possibly be more powerful than Tom and Jerry have faced
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darkwarrior52 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
That be awesome to see!
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student Writer
i'm glad you think so
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darkwarrior52 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
I love those characters! Have you considered the Animaniacs?
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student Writer
You mean to make a bio for? Well I feel like that would take a bit more time. I was thinkin Itchy and Scratchy since their cartoons are a minute or less each so it'd be easy to research
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darkwarrior52 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
True. But it be cool! They can do so much!
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student Writer
yeah, that is true. 
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darkwarrior52 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
They can defy any law of physics and are funny!
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student Writer
I agree profusely with both statements!

BTW, I did have an idea for a matchup against Itchy and/or Scratchy- Flippy from this deranged internet cartoon called Happy Tree Friends! Itchy would most likely win (since Flippy isn't nearly as tough) but I'm sure it'd still be pretty funny!
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DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hey...
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student Writer
have you replied to the RP?
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DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah...
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