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Despite all of Danny's amazing feats, seen in :iconforceofnatureandcorn:'s bio for him, this song proves that literally no woman is willing to sleep with him, and will make up the most ludicrous lies in order to do so.

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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Honestly, Danny's feat are very inconsistant. Hell, it's not even the first time women have turned Danny down.

If you want an example of this, the Dragon Slayer video (where I got his solar system feat) had him hitting on a woman at the bar, competing against three other guys, only for it to end with him going out with those other guys, the dragon, Ninja Brian and a manticore (who wasn't even in the video) all at the same time

Sometimes Danny is unlucky as hell, other times he's an intense chick magnet, because he stil technically got some tail in some scenes
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
It's kind of like what you said in the bio, despite Danny being a badass who has done amazing things, we never get to see him do anything cool. It's kind of like a Cassandra's Truth, where he's cursed to never be seen accomplishing anything incredible. Although at least it's just about scoring with hot women here
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Actually, we did see in multiple cases, Danny surrounded by hot women, so it really just depends on the video
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
Ah yeah I suppose so, then we can chock it up to inconsistency on his part. 

I wonder how Danny himself would react to people spending so much time analyzing his ficticious persona, even making calcs for his feats
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I honestly don't know. He might be slightly impressed people are going into extreme depth on seemingly nonsense videos. Part of me wants to Tweet it to him just to get a reaction out of him
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
Yeah I bet that would entertain him, he could even say something about on Game Grumps if it interests him enough, though that's reaching a bit
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Agreed. Well, who knows? I might send it to him, we can hope anyways/
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
Yeah, and if you're worried about him seeing other things posted by any of us and being weirded out you can just find the stash file and send it to him 
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Fggf23 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018
Ehehe, honestly not a game grumps or Danny Sexbang fan, just came to comment when I read this, I though of Danny Phantom lol so confused
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
Yeah that'd be an odd mixup.
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Fggf23 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018
Hehe XD yeah sorry
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YoungSamurai18 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Pffffffttttt!
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DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Then how does Danny have sex with women at all?
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
I'd guess he gets lucky sometimes.
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DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Probably.
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StrangeKirby582 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
That's really low :/
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
I'm sorry I think I'm having trouble figuring out what you're referring to- do you mean that what I'm saying is low or that Danny's whole thing there is low?
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StrangeKirby582 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Also, if you're not too busy or anything, do you wanna continue?
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
yyeah I can continue!
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StrangeKirby582 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Awesome!
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StrangeKirby582 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Danny's thing. Sorry I didn't specify ^^
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Writer
Heh I get it now! Don't worry, it's all just comedy- if you check out Game Grumps, Dan is way different than he portrays himself in his music videos.
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StrangeKirby582 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I see ^^
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