A Fart-Themed FriendshipIt was a beautiful day in the Kanto Region Forest. It was warm enough for all the Pokemon there to walk whereever they wanted without worrying about freezing or dying of heat exhaustion. The forest was simply bustling with life, with the Caterpies and the Wurmples crawling all over the ground and the Pidgeys and the Hoothoots flying from tree to tree, fighting over food. However, there was one creature you wouldn't typically see in this forest.This was a male Zebstrika. He had wandered a bit far from his owners, who trusted him to know his way back home. The reason he was so far from them was because he didn't want to stink up the house with his terrible gas. He'd always enjoyed eating bean burritos and those kinds of foods, but whenever he'd fart inside, his owner would hose him down and chastise him. So, he decided that he would head into the forest whenever his gas was really bothering him and let it all out there.The Zebstrika sighed with relief as he let out a long fart which a
Goofy vs. Patrick: THE BATTLE!Nitri: The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.bIzARRO: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEE"Fishing is said to be the most relaxing of activities," the person narrating this cartoon declared as Goofy parked his car at the docks and grabbed his fishing supplies, "but when you're a beginner, it can be quite the opposite."Upon hearing that, Goofy turned toward the audience and remarked, "You can say that again!"As Goofy put his worm on the hook and reeled back his fishing line, the narrator informed him, "If you want the best fishing experience, you don't want to be standing on the dock; you'd rather be floating in a boat in a spot where the fish wouldn't expect you."Immediately, Goofy pulled a rowboat (with two rows attached) out of nowhere and threw it into the water. After stuffing his supplies into his back pocket, which somehow kept all of it in there, he jumped into the rowboat and paddled it far from that dock at an un
Goofy vs. Patrick: PRELUDENitri: Intelligence: an important thing to have, indeed, but some people have been able to survive with very little of it.bIzARRO: Like Goofy, a talking dog from Disney...Nitri: ...and Patrick, a starfish whose best friend is a sponge. I'm Nitri, and he's bIzARRO, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win... a DEATH BATTLE!(:icondoctorworm1987: is responsible for creating Goofy's bio.)GoofyReal name: Goofy GoofFirst Appearance: Mickey's Revue (1925) Aliases: Dippy Dawg, Super Goof, Goof, Mr. Goof, Mr. G, George G. Geef Age: UnknownHeight: 6'3"Occupation: Actor, Head Waiter, Janitor, Sports Coach, Athlete, Captain of the royal guard, musketeer, photographer, factory worker, ectAffiliation: Disney, Disney Kingdom, The Ultra Heroes, Mickey and friendsLikes: Clarabelle Cow, His son Max, Sports, exer
Froakie's a Real GasIt was a sunny day in the Kalos region, and Aromatisse, Slurpuff, and Florges and were taking a break from engaging in battles so that they could relax in the Hot Spring. Since this Hot Spring is close to a restaurant that serves Pokemon human food, the three fairy types were able to enjoy some bean burritos and sodas as they waded in the warm water.Usually, these cute and innocent creatures wouldn't be caught letting out their gas in public, but they felt like they would be able to do so in the water without any problems. While they weren't bothered by the gas they were letting out, there was a certain Pokemon who was- and he was swimming below them.Froakie had been practicing his swimming abilities for quite some time, and just recently, his capacity for breathing underwater had impressed many of the other water types who swam with him. Up until this point, he and his friends had been the only ones who inhabited the spring, since no one had had the idea to eat food there yet.
One Punch Man vs. Captain Planet- THE BATTLENitri: The combatants are set: Let's end this battle once and for all!bIzARRO: ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH vs. Captain Planet, GO!Saitama sighed deeply, bored out of his mind from having to sit through such a long meeting. He understood the importance of them, but he didn't know why they had to talk for so long in one sitting. With a blank expression on his face, he threw his empty bottle of water to the trash can, but the bottle bounced off the side and landed on the grass. Paying no mind, he simply continued walking to his home.Little did he know that five teenagers of different cultures were all watching him. These teens were dubbed the Planeteers, and they were simply appalled to see someone commit such a crime against nature."Who would just throw trash on the ground without a second thought?" Wheeler asked."Yeah," Ma-Ti agreed, "and it's even worse when it's something recyclable." Kwame exclaimed, "I know one person who can teach this guy a thing or two about trash!" Then, a
Yandere-Chan enters DEATH BATTLE for her Senpai!YANDERE-CHANReal Name: Ayano AishiAge: 17Height: 5 feet, 4.1 inchesWeight: 43.5 kg (95.90 lbs)Feats: Murdering anyone who threatens to take her SenpaiGot Kokonea's father out of debt (along with other people) by kidnapping the daughter of the loan shark Was able to mentally break students in an impressive amount of time for someone at her age Skills/AbilitiesStealth (yeah, she has it)- Can go unnoticed while walking through a crowded school- Managed to break into her Senpai's home and steal a toothbrush- Able to kidnap students without being seen, including the daughter of a loan shark- Stalks Senpai frequently without him knowingSpeed- Fastest runner of all her classmates- Runs down the stairs in one second- Can kill 5 people in around 15 seconds - Kills people fast enough that they are unable to react most of the time- If Senpai is in danger, she gets a boost of power and determination, so her speed could increase if this happenedStamina- Never
Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber blinds DEATH BATTLE!Purple-Shirted Eye StabberAge: Probably in his twentiesFeats: Became the most notorious killer in the C&H worldAlways fooled people with the simple disguise of wearing a different shirt over his own shirtUsed a Nerfgun and a Pen to stab someone and harm themBecame homeless after 'screwing his life up'Saved the Earth from being attacked by a race of giant eyeball alien creaturesStabbed four people at once SKILLSStrength - Able to stab someone with a Nerf Blowgun in the eye with enough force to cause a lot of blood to come out - With a pen, he can stab someone hard enough to leave blood dripping down to their mouth - Can throw a kitchen knife into someone's eye from a few feet away with enough force to leave it stabbed into their eye - Easily ripped his shirt in half from two sides - With his regular dagger, he was able to kill the giant eyeball aliens to save the Earth - Even with a knife
One Punch Man vs. Captain Planet- PRELUDENitri: People are heroes for a variety of reasons. Some are heroes to avenge a lost loved one, some are heroes because they don't want evil to corrupt their world...bIzARRO: ...but these guys are a bit different. One Punch Man is a hero for fun...Nitri: ...while Captain Planet is a hero because he wants to take pollution downto a zero. I'm Nitri and he's bIzARRO, and it's our job to test their, weapons, armor and skills to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE.______'Saitama'Alias - The One Punch Man, Caped Baldy, B-Class Rookie, Potato, Trash, Liar, Cheater, Sensei, MasterAge: 25Height -???Weight - ???Occupation - Hero, currently a B class rank 63 (an A class Rank 39 in the webcomicAppearances - Onepunch Man Yuusuke version, Onepunch Man One original webcomic, (OPM DBZ crossover?)bIzARRO: The origins of this hero are simple: on a day where he was feeling a bit nihilistic, he ran into a giant crab person whose prey was a child with a cleft chin. Nitri: After defeati