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Robot Chicken

Age: About 11 years, as that is how long the show has been going on

Weight: Probably heavier than a chicken, but lighter than a human

Feats: Escaped the place it had been held captive for 7 years

Returned to save his girlfriend and managed to kill almost all the previous characters from the show

Defeated the scientist who had tortured him for so long and subjected him to the same torture he had escaped from

Rescued his girlfriend... and ate chicken with her

Ech by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Was able to stomp two people's heads into bloody mush
 - Broke a unicorn's back by jumping up and landing on it
 - Grabbed a unicorn by one of its legs and was able to throw it through a window
   - The unicorn probably weighed the same as a horse, which weigh an average of 1,000 pounds, or 450 kg
 - Lifted a skeleton and threw it off a balcony
  - Skeletons typically weigh 15 percent of someone's weight, so if it was me, it would've weight 10 kg, or 22 pounds
 - Punched someone with enough force for them to push the door behind them open as they were launched back a few feet
 - Stabbed drumsticks into someone's eyes
 - Pushed over a table that had around 13 TVs on it
  - The TVs most resembled 32 inch CRT TVs, which weigh 110-160 lbs. Altogether, they'd all weigh 1430-2080 lbs. 

Dodge by ProfessorSodaMan
- Dodged laserfire 
 - Able to run up a flight of stairs in about two seconds
 - After getting back onto his feet, he defeated four opponents in six seconds
 - When taken by surprise by an attacker, they are quick to attack
 - Travelled through most of the Mad Scientists' castle to the TV Room in four minutes
 - With jetpack and wings, is able to fly at greater speeds
  - Upon taking off, it was able to reach cloud level in four seconds. Clouds are around 34,000 feet above the ground, which would make the chicken's flying speed 5795.455 miles per hour (or 2590.8 meters per second)
Gummy by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Knows how to use its surroundings to win a fight
   - Ex. Upon getting past the gummy bear's bear trap... trap, Robot Chicken was able to drop them on one bear trap in a way that would end up cartoonishly bouncing them onto the others

 - Unlike most chickens, this one is able to feel a wide range of emotions
 - If an opponent is clearly not too bright, Robot Chicken will take advantage of that
 - Able to outsmart robots built like him and catch them offguard
 - Was able to figure out that it was the scientist's son who cut his eye out
 - Able to work a TV remote
Kick by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Took multiple kicks, punches and slaps to the face from the mad scientist and still kept fighting afterward 
  - Took a kick that flung him over a few feet and was still fine
  - Was thrown at the wall and still got back up
 - took multiple punches from Bitch Pudding, who could earn her own bio based on her feats, and still managed to beat her
  - Got back up after she punched him to the ground
 - Could be scaled to Dark Meat, whose metallic chest couldn't be cut with Robot Chicken's buzzsaw
 - Able to fly above the clouds, where 
the air is too thin to breathe
 - Fell from the clouds all the way to the ground, which is around 35,000 feet above the ground, and landed on his feet without taking damage
 - Survived a beating from three other robots like him before flying off
 - Was hit by a laser that knocked him lower in the air and still kept flying like it was nothing


Metal Wing
- In its normal form, it was able to shred someone's head into bits
- It can transform into different weapons, such as:
 - A sword, which can be used for sword combat
Sword by ProfessorSodaMan
  - It was able to cut someone's head clean off
 - A fist, in case it needs to simply punch someone
Fist by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Taser/Electric Claw
Electric by ProfessorSodaMan

  - Caused a robot's head to explode upon being used on it
 - A buzzsaw, for cutting into someone's chest when they are cornered, and seems to cut through bone 
Buzzsaw by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Some kind of metal bashing thing, used to bash someone's head in and knock them back
Basher by ProfessorSodaMan

Baseball bat
Baseb by ProfessorSodaMan
- Has a bow on it, since it was taken from under the Christmas tree
- Was used to knock someone back in order to push them down the stairs

Gun by ProfessorSodaMan

 - I don't know what kind of gun it is
 - Was used to blow someone's head off

Jet Pack
Jet by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Comes out of his back and allows him to propel himself into the sky 
 - Comes with the wings
 - Can get ripped off with enough force

Plane Wings
Planewings by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Allow him to soar through the air at great speeds
 - Come with the Jet Pack

Chest Laser
Laser by ProfessorSodaMan

 - Will be activated if Robot Chicken is in serious danger
 - The laser seems to be made of plasma
 - The laser was able to temporarily subdue Dark Meat, a robot that probably matched him in strength 

 - High voltage is dangerous enough to him to activate his chest laser
 - The buzzsaw form of his metal wing could not cut through metal 
 - His Jet Pack can get ripped off with enough force, and this would result in him crash-landing to the ground
  - It isn't much of a crash, though, since the chicken can survive it
 - Usually fought opponents significantly less smarter or stronger than him
 - Fighting against someone/many people of equal or greater strength is a bit of a challenge for him
 - Does not fight well when he is too angry, as that can lead him to rush in without thinking
 - Strong enough kicks and punches (like the ones delivered by the scientist) can leave him stunned
 - Most likely can get his head cut off, which would lead to his death
I decided to see if I could upload this after so long, now that I have core and everything. Since I am taking a break from DBs for a while, this DB Bio has no real connection to anything, but if you want to use it go ahead! 
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Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2018  Student Writer about Robot Chicken....vs Alfred E. Newman
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2018  Student Writer
That would be a funny battle, IDK if Alfred has any feats though so you'd need to research a bit.
Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2018  Student Writer
OK also prelude for Frank vs Saeko is out
LeTotalMemer Featured By Owner Edited Dec 31, 2017  Student Artist
Maybe SMG4 as an opponent? SMG3? any other parody show character? though i'd like to use him
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2017  Student Writer
Go ahead, I'd be happy to see someone use this bio! I can think of some other parody characters- like perhaps the Spies from MAD
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