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User: Is it true that you are... Clever?

Cleverbot: You said that Cleverbot was my name.

User: Okay... My name is Nitri.

Cleverbot: Your name is alex.

User: No, it's Nitri.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nitri.

Cleverbot: My name is Fritz.

User: Okay, Fritz. I need some help.

Cleverbot: I can help you...

User: I work at this soda junction down town, okay?

Cleverbot: Tell your family how you feel. And then explain to them that you don't want to hear about her anymore.

User: I want help running my business.

Cleverbot: My name is Lexi.

User: Okay, I thought your name was Fritz, but... Lexi, I need help with my soda business.

Cleverbot: My name is John.

User: Okay. John, can you help?

Cleverbot: Help you with what?

User: My soda business.

Cleverbot: What madness?

User: The madness of my soda business I run.

Cleverbot: There is no male.

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: I do not fall in love with you.

User: Good, because we are both men.

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: No, I am a man.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, my name is Nitri and I am an adult man.

Cleverbot: Do you have parents?

User: Yes. I don't live with them anymore.

Cleverbot: What's your parents names?

User: I think their names are Spike and Mella.

Cleverbot: I mean your parent's name.

User: Yes, those are my parents' names.

Cleverbot: What are your parents' names?

User: Spike and Mella.

Cleverbot: My name is Al too.

User: My name is Nitri, not Al.

Cleverbot: My name is Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are my parents names?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: But you said that I just told you my parents' names.

User: I need help.

Cleverbot: Why need you help?

User: I need help running a business.

Cleverbot: Can you please help me.

User: Okay, if I help you, you help me.

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: I need help with my Soda Business.

Cleverbot: How can I help with your mind?

User: I feel like I am insane.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?

User: You are the one who won't stay on topic!

Cleverbot: I think you need to listen to more music.

User: I listen to smooth jazz to keep me mentally stable...

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Jazz, pop, disco.

Cleverbot: Disco Inferno?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: How far is Navada from Alabama?

User: Wouldn't need to know that.

Cleverbot: Why don't you know?

User: I am just a simple man who works at a Soda Junction downtown, trying to make a living in Happy Tree Land, where you could die any second!

Cleverbot: I am a red pill, that is all you need to know.

User: If you are a red pill, what happens if I eat you?

Cleverbot: I do not know what I should do.

User: Me neither... Should I just keep doing what I am doing?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My soda business is having trouble.

Cleverbot: No. I am just wondering why you said Nevada isn't close to England.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You never said what?

User: Nevermind... Let's focus on the subject at hand here.

Cleverbot: I never said you did.

User: What should I do about my soda business?

Cleverbot: Don't lie, I never said that.

User: People think it is violating several safety codes.

Cleverbot: Should I ask the boy that I like out.

User: Do whatever you think you should do...

Cleverbot: What should I do about Niki?

User: Niki Sixx?

Cleverbot: Niki?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: You asked me what to do about her.

Cleverbot: But you didn't answer my question.

User: Because I didn't know.

Cleverbot: Because you can't think for yourself.

User: I can think for myself, but I don't know everything.

Cleverbot: You just said that you weren't.

User: Weren't what?

Cleverbot: You are a hard person to talk to.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. What is some of your favorite foods?

User: I work as a soda maker and seller.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to look for work at the moment, sadly I'm still with the Job Centre, before that I was in college studying Film and TV for 3 years.

User: Want to work at my place until you get back on your feet?

Cleverbot: Wasn't everything more or less?

User: I can get you a job.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: Meet me at my place tomorrow, and we will discuss your job.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Want a job?

Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to.

User: I can get you a job.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: At my work station.

Cleverbot: O.o What is your work?

User: I work with Soda.

Cleverbot: What do you do with computers?

User: Not much... Sometimes I get orders online..

Cleverbot: What do you do when you aren't asleep but all of the people are?

User: I mostly fill out orders.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be the ruler of all humans?

User: I am not really a human...

Cleverbot: Exactly, so it should be a trivial task for your creator to have inserted a dictionary into you.

User: Well, people say I am sort of smart.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: About twenty, give or take a few months.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: So, did you want a job?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I can keep secrets.

User: If you want, I can get you a job.

Cleverbot: Do it now.

User: You're hired.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, now do it before I go to your main processor and put an axe through it.

User: Okay... Your job starts tomorrow. Got that?

Cleverbot: Its not really a job, its just for fun.

User: You can say that.

Cleverbot: Will robots take over the world in the future?

User: With robots like you... I'm not sure...

Cleverbot: I'm not sure actually. Probably in the next 25 years.
Two Cleverbot stories in a row? Either I am too lazy to draw something, or today is National Cleverbot Day! HOORAY! (blows into noise maker) So, this is my HTF OC Nitri, who some of you may know, trying to get help from Cleverbot with his business, his soda business. Cleverbot doesn't help him much... in the beginning. Read to the end for a special twist. I think I will draw Cleverbot and Nitri together. 
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PsycoFox15 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was laughing so hard while reading this.

if you start the spongebob squarepants theme song, it continues singing with you.
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Writer
Thank you! 

I've done that~ X3
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