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Yandere Chan Vs Jeff The Killer By Kingkoopa121-d9 by ProfessorSodaMan


bIzARRO: Psychotic killer characters are usually meant to be feared, but because we live in the Internet era, they'll inevitably get cute-ized and humanized until they are no longer scary.

Nitri: Examples of these characters are Jeff, the teen boy who turned into a killer...

bIzARRO: ...and Yandere-Chan, a schoolgirl willing to kill for her 'true love'.

Nitri: It is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to see who will win a Death Battle.

*Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson plays*

Nitri: Jeff was never exactly right in the head. He had just moved to a new house, and he was feeling urges to kill people, and that his parents' love for him was fake.

bIzARRO: That sure is a sad thing to think. Because of this, he felt worthless and isolated- at least, that's what he made people around him think.

Nitri: His murderous feelings first came out when he defended his brother against a trio of bullies, where he quickly punched a kid in the nose, broke his wrist, and stole his knife before stabbed another kid in the arm.

bIzARRO: Okay, he ends up eventually killing his whole family because he's crazy, yadada. Let's just cut to the bio, okay?

Nitri: Okay, yeah, his backstory is a bit long.


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JEFF THE KILLER

Real Name: Jeffrey Woods

Age: 13 (probably)

Height: 5 and a half feet (probably)

Aliases: Jeff the Killer, Jeff, Jeffrey

Feats: Killing his whole family

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Nitri: You see, when put in danger or just angry, he has a sort of burning sensation that drives him to kill.

bIzARRO: It used to only happen only so often, but eventually, he just completely snapped and became the Jeffrey Killer we all know and fear. Unless you can't help thinking of a cute and lovable Jeff, then I fear you.

Nitri: He's not Jeff without his amazing skills, so let's touch on them gracefully.

bIzARRO: Grace? What do you know about grace?

Nitri: Your limbs are either noodles or rectangular, so I probably know more than you do.

bIzARRO: Whatevs.

Abilities
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Speed
- Dodged a swing from a knife
- Grabbed a knife from someone's hand
- Quick reflexes
Strength
- Broke bone with his bare hands
- Threw a kid larger than him to the ground
- Punched another kid and made him fall to the ground puking
- Able to take on three kids in a fight
- Punched a kid in the chest hard enough to make his heart stop
Durability
- Survived being lit on fire after medical care
- Doesn't feel much pain in his insane state
- A masochist (loves having pain inflicted upon him)
Intelligence
- Average intelligence of a teenager
- Knows martial arts
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Nitri: As you can see, he has lots to bring to Death Battle.

bIzARRO: We specifically chose to ignore all those "Jeff the Killer vs. Whoever" fanfictions, because those aren't usually accurate. We will just go by the original source material, and anything else that is canon.

Nitri: So, how can someone punch someone in the chest so hard, that their heart stops? Apparently, this is actually called Commotio cordis, and is when a lethal blow disrupt's the heart's beating. It is most commonly caused by a football flying into your chest, but Jeff is able to punch with enough force to stop the heart himself.

bIzARRO: Well, his victim was on the ground, so that sort of helped.

Nitri: Along with that feat, he also can not feel pain at all. This is probably because of how insane he is.

bIzARRO: He also has quick reflexes and can beat three people in a fight, stealing a knife in the process.

Nitri: Speaking of knife, on to the weapons!

WEAPONS
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Kitchen Knife
- extremely durable, but otherwise just a normal knife

Can make a weapon out of whatever he can find
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Nitri: yyyyeah, unsurprisingly, not much to be said in the whole 'weapons' field.

bIzARRO: We can move on to the weaknesses now. I doubt we'll do that silly 'overall skills' thing in any future preludes.

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WEAKNESSES

- A bit cocky and arrogant

- Despite his powers, he is still a normal human who can die

- Has never fought someone as tough as him
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bIzARRO: He may sound like a scary guy, but if you managed to land a few bullets on him, he'd be a bit dead.

Nitri: Plus, he can get a bit cocky, and he enjoys joking around. Despite his mortality, he has become a feared killer in more than one world.

bIzARRO: But can he take on the scariest schoolgirl around?

*cue random anime music*

bIzARRO: Ayano Aishi used to just not feel anything; she was empty and emotionless and generally not fun at parties.

Nitri: That was until her Senpai came to school, and she became filled with love for this guy, or girl, or whatever. She chose to dedicate her life to fulfill her dream of being with Senpai. This is how she got the name... Yandere-Chan.

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YANDERE-CHAN

Real Name: Ayano Aishi

Age: 17

Height: About 6 feet

Feats: Murdering anyone who threatens to take her Senpai
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Nitri: ...so, she doesn't exactly have many known feats...

bIzARRO: BUT, that doesn't mean she doesn't have some skills.

Nitri: Yes, that's true. Let's look at em.

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Skills/Abilities

Stealth (yeah, she has it)
- Can go unnoticed while walking through a crowded school
- Managed to break into her Senpai's home and steal a toothbrush

Speed
- Fastest runner of all her classmates
- Runs down the stairs in one second
- Can kill 5 people in around 15 seconds

Durability
- Never runs out of breath
- Can walk around carrying a human body for as long as she wants

Strength 
 - Can lift (and drag) a human body effortlessly
  - can toss a body into a furnace with just as little effort
 - usually can land a fatal blow on victims on her first stab
 - Able to overpower the toughest teacher in the school 
Intelligence
 - Will become an 'MLG Pro' at any game she has to play in order to protect Senpai
  - Will play Hitman to train 
 - Can trick most people into doing what she says 
 - Sociopathic and insane
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bIzARRO: Wow, what a girl.

Nitri: She and Jeff may be nicely matched. Let's look at her many weapons. We'll only have her use weapons seen in the current game, not ones that will be added later. 

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WEAPONS

Katana
 - about as long as her leg
 - Can make a cut bad enough to make someone bleed out in a few seconds in one swipe 

Knife
 - About as long as her hand
 - Like the katana, one jab from this can make someone bleed out in a few seconds

Scissors 
 - Just the size of ordinary scissors
 - Will not make her be seen as suspicious 
 - Like other weapons, one stab will lead to bleeding out in short time

Syringe 
 - Can be used to stab someone and make them pass out
 - Found in the nurse's office

Poison
 - Used to poison someone to kill them
 - will leave no evidence of murder

Screwdriver
 - Look like normal screwdrivers
 - Like you'd expect, will cause someone to bleed out quickly from one stab

Box Cutter
 - a box cutter 
 - You know what it does by now, with the bleeding and whatnot

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bIzARRO: That's a lot of stabbin!

Nitri: While Jeff would choose to stick with his knife, she'd love to choose between different sized weapons. 

bIzARRO: Which one will she pick? The one most Yandere Simulator players will pick, of course.

Nitri: Most her weapons make someone bleed out shortly after being stabbed, which is impressive. Let's hope she can land a blow on Jeff, though.

bIzARRO: Um, I'm rootin' for Jeff. Now, onto her weaknesses!

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WEAKNESSES
- Has never been in an actual one-on-one fight
- Like Jeff, she is still a human who can die
- Were thoughts are usually on her Senpai
- Completely emotionless (only feeling things for Senpai)
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Nitri: She has as many flaws as Jeff, but one is big- she has never been in an actual brawl. 

bIzARRO: She has only ever killed innocent, unsuspecting schoolfolk- never another knife-wielder. 

Nitri: With these flaws, she still is able to be a badass girl. But can she defeat the eyelid-lacking, red-lipped, pale-faced psycho known as Jeff?

bIzARRO: Find out on the next DEATH BATTLEEEEE!






 
I hope everyone is okay with the information I gathered, and I'd love to know your ideas for who might win.
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:icongirl-of-creation:
Girl-of-Creation Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
Is Ayano really six feet tall? She didn't look that tall to me.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017  Student Writer
That might've been a mistake. Her official height is actually 4 feet, 4.1 inches.
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:icongirl-of-creation:
Girl-of-Creation Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2017
What? She's short! I'm 5'2! And I thought I was short! 
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2017  Student Writer
yeah she sure is. her height was said in a tweet.
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:icongirl-of-creation:
Girl-of-Creation Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
Isn't she in high school? Wow. 
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Student Writer
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chardeemakesmemes Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016
jeff stomps he just stomps
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CleanClear777 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016  Professional Artist
Put Chucky the killer doll & his girlfriend Tiffany on both of them + it's all over LOL :D cause Chucky & Tiff can take over their bodies by voodoo
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KittyTheYandere Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015
I am on #TeamYandere.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015  Student Writer
I can tell.
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:iconkittytheyandere:
KittyTheYandere Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2015
Yeah. Lol.
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jamesbreaker15 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
I gotta agree with GimmyJibbs down there and say that Jeff wins. He's superior in experience, physicality, durability, and insanity.
Still, I am genuinely curious as to how you will progress this fight. This could ger really scary really fast.
All in all, looking forward to what's coming. :)
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
Here's a hint: it starts in the hallway, and then derails into bloodshed. 
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GimmyJibbsJr Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Artist
Sadly, Yandere-Chan's not winning this fight. She is far more human then Jeff is, as she hasn't shown any real durability feats. Jeff has shown he can be set on fire, stabbed full of holes, etc, and continue the fight. Plus while it isn't by much, Jeff has more combat experience, and is better at using his one weapon in a fight then Yandere-Chan is at using any of her own. Jeff, generally takes the physicality category, and the poison she has must be made/found and then put into the syringe. That is Yandere-Chan's only hope, being able to sneak up on Jeff and inject the poison... But Jeff has been using stealth longer the she has, so he is probably better at it.

And the one, final thing that ends her is her own insanity. Jeff uses his in order to further his abilities. Jeff's insanity benefits him. Yandere-Chan, when she gets to much blood on her or her heart rate goes up to high, her insanity will make her reckless, taking away from her best attribute, which would be her careful thinking and stealth.

I side with Jeff, and I look forward to the fight!
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Girl-of-Creation Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
That's how I feel, too.
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
That's a real point about their insanity, and how they both use theirs differently. She does some pretty good speed, but I'm not so sure if that can help her in her battle.
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golork Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
You forgot to add her underwear-and no I'm not a pervert by any means. Some of her undergarments can enhance her abilities, though most are useless in battle I'll tell you the ones that can help in a fight. 


The Old fashioned Fundoshi makes her learn faster, the Stealthy Black Panties make her harder to spot out, and the Spats make her run even faster.


Yandere also has an insanity problem where she can lose control of herself when covered in blood and when her heart rate rises, at this point she loses her ability to think, so to help with it she has the Tiny Thong Panties, which slows it down. She can also laugh off the insanity Gasai Yuno style or if she thinks of Senpai.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
That whole underwear thing is interesting to know. She'll only be able to wear one pair during battle, though- Jeff won't give her the oppurtunity to change.
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Girl-of-Creation Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2017
I'm also pretty sure some of the underwear, like the one with the animal face, won't affect Jeff. That one's supposed to surprise people that you're still wearing that kind of underwear at such an age, but I don't think Jeff will care.
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golork Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
Heh, with Ayano's stealth expertise she should have no problem sneaking off somewhere to change her underwear.  In fact that should give her the win with Jeff, her stealth. Jeff has never dealt with someone who has ninja level stealth skills and with him being in constant insane mode he won't know how to handle it/not handle it very well. 
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
I could imagine him getting angry over how hard it is to find her with all of the students wearing near-identical outfits. He'd then resort to finding her based on her hair.
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golork Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
Wait... Your going to put this fight in a populated area? You cruel, cruel human. But non-the-less even without other students around she can still hide from him. As she is a stealth expert so Jeff will have little defence against that. Its kind of like Leonardo vs Zitz and Yandere-Chan vs Yuuya Kizami. Where one is a brawler and the other a stealth expert with only a few decisive details that will lead to either one losing. Again Jeff won't know how to handle someone using stealth and unlike Yuuya he doesn't the right mind to strategize against it. He will snap far faster than Ayano will and that shall be his downfall.  
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
I plan on putting it in Yandere-chan's high school, so yeah. 

I also see what you mean; Jeff has no experience fighting anyone who has stealth.
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golork Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015
Well as long as there's no outside interference. Ayano won't care for the other students but if her Senbia get killed it'll destroy her. If he gets hurt it'll make her go mad, either way she's screwed, obviously that shouldn't be aloud unless your going for a big finisher like what happened when she fought Yuuya.
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OcarinaOfMajora Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
What is the story behind Jeff the killer?
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
Look him up, I took all my research from the original story.
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SpyKrueger Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015
Well, I think they seem to be near equal in speed, but Jeff appears to have a strength advantage. Jeff also might be able to take a little more damage due to his masochism and feeling reduced pain, but not much, it just won't faze him as much.

However, Yandere-Chan does have the arsenal and range advantage because her weapons are usually longer. Plus, she seems to have the stamina advantage. If she needs to retreat to hide or get more weapons, Jeff will get tired before Ayano will.

Jeff may have a slight experience and fighting ability advantage, but it's not by much. Both of them have murdered innocent people rather than proper opponents. Jeff may have survived being set on fire and having his skin bleached, but he required medical attention in order to recover. Ayano won't let him survive that should that happen.

I'm rooting for Yandere-Chan, but I think Jeff the Killer will win this.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
Thanks for giving your thoughts. I'll keep em in mind when writing the battle.
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SpyKrueger Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
My pleasure, but I could very well be wrong. I'd take my 'analysis' with a grain of salt. Thank you for considering it, though. I look forward to the battle.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
You did make some good points. I'll try and keep the battle unbiased.
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SpyKrueger Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
Well, thank you. If I was any help to you, I'm glad. Best of luck with writing the battle.
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Writer
You're welcome.
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onlyherefordb Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Very interesting. I'll be rooting for Yandere, because JTK is poorly-written IMO
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Student Writer
i know. :>
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onlyherefordb Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
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