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Itch and the Bullies by ProfessorSodaMan Itch and the Bullies by ProfessorSodaMan
In case you are wondering who this Itch guy is, he is the cute character of a cool guy at FurAffinity named SecretKink. www.furaffinity.net/user/secre…

Anyways, it seems that Itch was extra thirsty today, and chose to buy six sodas for himself. This left no sodas for the school bullies (who all seem to wear matching shoes), so they decided to have their revenge by locking themselves in the stalls and cause Itch to wet himself. He is known by most people to have an overactive bladder, and he really shouldn't have had so much to drink. Well, let's hope he can hold it long enough so that he doesn't embarass himself in front of his friends at school.

Oh, and by the way, SecretKink was also kind enough to write a song that perfectly captures how Itch feels at this moment.

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna lock the door on you
By now you should've somehow
Realized it's too good to be true
I don't believe that anybody
Has to piss as bad as you do now

Back beat, the word is on the street
That your bladder is giving out
I'm sure you've tried to budge the door
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Has to fucking piss like you do now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the juice you drank before ain't helping
There's another hour you'll have to wait and hold it in
But you don't know how

Now fuck it
You're gonna piss yourself in public
And after all
There's no bathroom stalls

Today was gonna be the day
Where you actually looked kinda cool
By now you've given up hope
Cause you're gonna piss yourself at school
I don't believe that anybody
Isn't gonna see
The fucking stain

And all the roads to sweet relief are winding
The pair of pants you chose today are binding
This one's out of order and you'll have to hold it in
But you don't know how

So fuck it
You're gonna piss your pants in public
And after all
There's no bathroom stalls

I said fuck it
You're gonna piss your pants in public
Cause after all
There's no bathroom stalls 
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