SodaRiffs Episode 5: Tails and his SisterbIzARRO: *looks around the theater* It's sure been a while.
Cute Killer: Proffessor Soda! What's in store for us now?
Nitri: I'm a bit worried...
Prof. Soda: Stop worrying. Right now I'm going to give you something soft before I hit you with a big one.
Prof. Soda: I'm planning on giving you a creepypasta to riff, but before that, I'll give you a cute story.
Cute Killer: Oh. So, what's this one?
Nitri: Yeah, don't keep us in the dark.
Prof. Soda: Okay, this is called Tails and His Sister.
bIzARRO: That title doesn't give away too much about the plot...
Prof. Soda: That's 'cause I snipped out a part of the title to keep you in the dark. ^^ I love doing that.
Nirti: Okay, so... are we just going to sit here until you- *Prof. Soda presses the button* Oh.
Cute KilleR: Mmmmmmmm CUTENESS TIME!
It was a peaceful afternoon at the home of Sonic and Tails.
Nitri: Well, that sounds like saying "It was a bloodless afternoon at the home of Master Chief". I just don't see it hap
Tickle PunishmentLifty and Shifty were planning a heist today. They were going to rob the Happy Tree Land Bank, and it would be Mega Sweet. Lifty would drive, Shifty would have the directions, and both would put as much money as they could in their bags. Shifty and Lifty both got in their vans, and headed toward the bank. After driving a few miles, the car suddenly broke down. It ran out of gas. Lifty got out of the car and checked the trunk for a gas tank, and when he didn't find one, they had one option- rob the house they stopped in front of. Lifty led Shifty into the house, and they immediately tripped over a big lump on the floor. Suddenly the lights flicked on, and they were being stared at by Nitri and Luna in sleeping bags. "Oh no." Shifty muttered. "This is Luna's house." Nitri asked Luna, "Didn't you say they stopped robbing stuff?" Luna got out of her bag and seemingly angrily replied, "Yes I did." Then she looked directly at Lifty and Shifty. "You know the punishment for robbing people, rig
Tickle DoctorTickle Doctor
Luna has just got a letter from someone who calls himself the Tickle Doctor. She can see the address is Nitri's house, but she wants to play along. She loves playing games with him. So she puts her soda in the fridge and runs to her car, and starts driving to Nitri's house. It isn't that far of a drive. She runs inside, and sees Nitri dressed in a Doctor outfit. She giggles and asks him, "Is it time for my checkup?" Nitri the Doctor nods, and points her over to the bed. "Rest your head on the examination table." Luna does so, laying on the bed in an X shape. Nitri begins tying her hands and feet down. Luna knew this might happen, but she planned on getting 'revenge' anyway, so she'll just let it happen. Nitri then asks her, "Where are you most ticklish?" Luna says, "Mah belly." Nitri then takes out a hairbrush, and Luna sucks in her belly. Hair brushes tickle so much. Nitri walks over to her and starts brushing her belly. She tries holding her laughter in, but it tickles
The Scientist's MethodsThe Scientist's Methods
A young man has just moved out of his parent's house and is exploring the world to seek someplace to start his career. His parents suggested a strange sounding place to get it started: The Observation Facility. He thought it sounded okay for a start, and told his parents he was going to go there as soon as he left home. He stopped in the parking lot of the Observation Facility and made his way inside. In there, he was greeted by a man in a labcoat. He told him, "I'm glad you came here first. This is where everyone comes first when they want to start becoming a scientist." The young man was confused by this statement, but followed the scientist as he gave him a tour of the facility. "Here, we make an observation on a specific specimen and study their behavior before we go to the next step, which you will figure out soon enough." The young man was sort of curious about this, and decided it was a good idea to come here. The scientist showed him the specimens availa
Seventh Sanctum Story Meme/ChallengeThis is the Seventh Sanctum Story Meme/Challenge: You have to go on these three Seventh Sanctum writing idea generators:
...and then copy and paste your favorite ones from each 20 that you generate form each generator, and you have to do your most favorite one of the three as an actual story.
Then, you tag a friend so they have to do the challenge/meme. It is a fun way to spend your time, and it may be a great way to get ideas for writing! Happy generating!
Wiki: The AnimeHiyu- She is a crazy, off-the-wall psycho (usually wearing a blue hoodie and grey shorts, and a lampshade) who is never one way, she is always indecisive and changing her looks and ideas and her mind. She is a complete stalker to Hakkajiten, who we will describe soon, and tries to harm and harass him. She also messes up his work, leaving memes and jokes in there instead of facts. She hates to stay still, and she is always hopping around, one way or another.
Hakkajiten- He is a sane, calm person who wears a white labcoat, glasses, and has a necklace with a tiny Globe on it. He wants everything to be organized, and he is completely OCD. When something is misplaced, he knows. He tries to hire people to help organize, but he is the only one who can do all that organizing and filing and deleting and typing. He is annoyed by Hiyu's crazy acts, and wants her away from him. He sometimes shows signs of not hating her as much as he says he does, but he tries to bury those feelings under citation
Original Pokemon CreatorThis will determine what your Pokemon OC will be like. First, take your Zodiac sign. Your zodiac determines the primary Pokemon type of your Pokemon.
Aries = Fire.
Taurus = Ground.
Gemini = Electra.
Cancer = Dragon.
Leo = Fairy.
Virgo = Psychic
Libra = Flying
Scorpio = Ice
Sagittarius = Fighting
Capricorn = Grass
Aquarius = Ghost
Pisces = Water
The secondary type is determined by picking a number from 1 to 18.
1 is Bug.
2 is Dark.
3 is Dragon.
4 is Electric.
5 is Fighting.
6 is Fire.
7 is Flying.
8 is Ghost.
9 is Grass.
10 is Ground.
11 is Ice.
12 is Normal.
13 is Poison.
14 is Psychic.
15 is Rock.
16 is Steel.
17 is Water.
18 is Glitch.
If you want it to be random, go to Random.org and set the max to 18. you can also pick your favorite number. If the number you pick has the same type as the first one, automatically make it Normal.
If you want your Pokemon to resemble an animal, go to this list: http://lib.colostate.edu/wildlife/atoz.php?letter=ALL You can either use Random.org to rand
Tony and Notepad- New FriendTony and Notepad: New Friend
The chance to meet someone who likes singing songs and hurting people comes six times in a life time.
Notepad: Welcome, creative friends! You are watching a green-free episode of-
Tony: You ran out of time.
Notepad: Is time all you ever talk about?
Tony is sitting on a couch, reading a book titled "Wormholes: How Time Might Not Be What We Believe."
Tony: Oh, nonsense, everyone knows Time is a tool you can- *Notepad suddenly appears on the couch* Agh! *drops book* What are you?!
Notepad: I'm your creative friend, silly!
Tony: Why are you here?
Notepad: I heard a new friend was coming!
Tony: Oh, yes. I heard that too.
Notepad: What will the friend be?
Tony: I don't know, a charming fellow dressed in yellow...
Notepad: No, I don't mean his personality! Just what he IS.
Tony: Oh, of course, I should've known you were that shallow.
Notepad: It is not shallow to be curious what object someone is!
Tony: Fine, yo