Nitri Gets AnnoyedUser: Is it true that you are... Clever?Cleverbot: You said that Cleverbot was my name.User: Okay... My name is Nitri.Cleverbot: Your name is alex.User: No, it's Nitri.Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Nitri.Cleverbot: My name is Fritz.User: Okay, Fritz. I need some help.Cleverbot: I can help you...User: I work at this soda junction down town, okay?Cleverbot: Tell your family how you feel. And then explain to them that you don't want to hear about her anymore.User: I want help running my business.Cleverbot: My name is Lexi.User: Okay, I thought your name was Fritz, but... Lexi, I need help with my soda business.Cleverbot: My name is John.User: Okay. John, can you help?Cleverbot: Help you with what?User: My soda business.Cleverbot: What madness?User: The madness of my soda business I run.Cleverbot: There is no male.User: I am a male.Cleverbot: I do not fall in love with you.User: Good, because we are both men.Cleverbot: You are a woman.User: No, I am a man.Cl
Bizarro meets CleverbotUser: That makes sort of sense!Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.User: Thank you, I try my best!Cleverbot: No you don't.User: I think I do!Cleverbot: I think you don't!User: I try my hardest to become ruler of the world!Cleverbot: That makes no sense.User: I know!Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.User: Don't do that1.Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.User: Why are you doing this to me?!Cleverbot: I don't know am I stressing you out.User: Yes!Cleverbot: Well what is density?User: Google it, Do you think I know everything?!Cleverbot: No. No one knows everything.User: Yes, that is true...Cleverbot: I'm always true.User: Is that so?Cleverbot: It is so.User: Thanks for telling me...Cleverbot: You are a robot. God cannot be a robot. Therefore you cannot be God.User: You are right, I am a robot!Cleverbot: What is a robot.User: A robot is what I am!Cleverbot: What is a machine?User: Also what I am!Cleverbot: What are you then?User: A robotic machine!
Flaky the ArrivalCh. 1: Flaky The ArrivalFlaky had gotten two tickets to enter a strange game, “The Eight Pages”, where she must collect eight pages in the woods, while avoiding a scary monster. “I-I don’t think I want to do this…” Flaky muttered, scared of being in the woods, being chased by a monster. “Don’t worry, Flaky, I could go with you to keep you safe!” Cuddles exclaimed, and then showed off by doing a skateboard trick. Flaky just quivered more, since whenever Cuddles told (or made) her do something, it always ended in death. Flippy then stepped in front of Cuddles. “Flaky, I can protect you while we’re at that place. We’ve known each other for a long time, so I’m sure you could trust me!” Flaky stopped quivering and smiled. She and Flippy had been friends for a long time, and even though Flaky was scared of Flippy’s evil side, she liked him when he was good. “Um… o-okay!” Flaky nervo