SodaRiffs Episode 1: Sonic.exe*Bizarro, Nitri and Cute Killer all wake up to find they are not in their usual beds. They are all in a movie theater in the front row*Nitri: Eeehhggg… wait, where the heck? I mean what the heck? Where are we?Bizarro: If I had to guess, a movie theater.Nitri: Well I can understand that part. But why?Cute Killer: Maybe the screen will tell us! *pointing to screen*Nitri: I don’t think anything we would watch would- *the screen flicks on, revealing Dr. Soda, me!*Dr. Soda: Helllooo.Nitri: AAAGH SONOFA- Oh it is just you, Dr. Soda aka Proffessor Soda Man.Dr. Soda: Are you wondering why you are here?Nitri: If I said no you would still tell me, wouldn’t you?Dr. Soda: Yep. I had the ‘brilliant’ idea to make my own version of MST3K!Bizarro: Mist 3 Kay? What is that?Nitri: …MST3K is not a real word, it is an acronym. It means Mystery Science Theater 3000. …wait you want us to sit here and watch terrible movies all day?!Cute Killer: You shoul
Fav Character Meme1. Beemo2. GIR3. Shy Guy4. NEPTR5. Mr. Bump6. Jigglypuff7. Ditto8. Maxwell (Scribblenauts)9. Slenderman10. Navi (Legend of Zelda)Q1: 4 finds a time machine! What time period do they visit? A1: NEPTR goes back in time to the invention of pies. Duh. Q2: 2 falls in love with 9, but knows that 9 is dating 6. What happens? A2: GIR, being the crazy robot he is, tries to kill Jigglypuff but Slenderman stops him with his static. GIR goes home to be repaired, heartbroken.Q3: 1 wakes up in 3’s house with no memory of how they got there. A3: Obviously, Shy Guy was told by Bowser to kidnap GIR. But Shy Guy was not told to bring GIR to Bowser’s castle, and instead brought him to his Shy Guy home. GIR and Shy Guy clear things up real quick, have some waffles, and go about their daily lives.Q4: 7 receives a love note from 5. What does it say? How does 7 react? A4: The love not says: “You can be anything you want to be. Can you be the perfect Pokemon for me?
Soda Meets Horror Jigglypuff: The StorySoda Meets Horror Jigglypuff: The StoryI walked through the woods one night, probably the darkest it had ever been. Not a cloud nor star was in the sky this night, so all I could see was black, and some trees around me. I had no idea why I was here. I think it was just because I got bored. By the way, my name is Soda, Soda Toonson. I had left my house after playing Pokemon (I have a Jigglypuff plushie <3) and I thought I needed to clear my head. I do this now and then, usually when I'm bored or when I'm depressed. I'm not sure if I was depressed or bored, I may just have subconsciously wanted to wander the woods. Something strange I noticed was that the trees looked the opposite of the color they were supposed to be. Usually they were dark/lightish brown with an occasional black tree. These trees looked blue, not the ocean blue like you may think. It was like water blue, but a slightly infected water. Like a polluted lake, that's the blue they were. And their leaves looked like a l