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Full Name: Amir Valerie Blumenfeld

Height: 5'10

Age: 24 at the beginning of the series, 32 at the end

Feats: Manage to keep his job for 8 years without doing any work and only showing up once a week

Survived on a diet that should've killed him before the series had began

Managed to move faster than any regular Hunan could

Was said to be mean since birth

Managed to get away with crimes without going to jail (at least not for long)

Went ten straight years as a child not talking, which shows why he has such a bad education

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- has a bad problem with changing moods quickly
- is cowardly, and will usually back down if threatened
- incredibly mean spirited, and does not like doing good things for others
 - Actually once said the worst part of donating blood was the feeling of giving
- Way too overconfident in his ideas, and tends to think he has outsmarted people even if he has not
- A bit egotistical, and cares mostly just for himself
 - Once said he literally thinks the world revolves around him
- Also has self-esteem issues and sometimes insults himself
 - This is what made him back out of choosing a new Facebook profile pic
- Has been described, even as a kid, as being "ruthless, mean, and dumb"

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 - Has shown to be pretty below-average intelligence for someone his age
  - Thinking of opposites makes his nose bleed, he once forgot what an equal sign was, and he had trouble with simple math
   - Thanks to his tutors, he now knows enough about math to understand square roots (at least up to 8 squared) and was being taught math, english, and Physics
 - He has shown to be pretty bad at forming sentences
 - Despite this, he has sometimes shown to have moments of brilliance
  - He solved a Rubix Cube effortlessly, which his much smarter friend Jake did not know how to do 
  - Managed to predict future events twice using his scrolls, and once figured out from his Horoscope that someone was going to hypnotize and try to kill him
  - Has shown awareness of the fourth wall
  - Has great skill in Photoshop, which he has used to make incredibly realistic images
  - Great at oragami despite not actually knowing what it is called (he called it oregano)
  - Decently skilled at making shirts 
  - Knows a lot about Jake Hurwitz, who he wishes to be best friends with, like his phone number and how to get different photos of him

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 - Once killed someone by throwing a football at them and hitting them with it in the head
 - Did the same, but with a loaf of bread he made that ended up being as hard as a brick 
 - Nearly killed someone by hitting them in the throat with a small foam ball twice (they fell to the ground and didn't get back up until a minute later)
 - Also caused Pat Cassels to fall to the ground after hitting him in the forehead with the ball, so it most likely almost killed him too
 - Broke one of Jake's teeth with a headbutt
 - knocked Jakes tongue out by kicking him in the jaw
 - was able to rip a piece of his pants out, a piece of his skin off, a chunk of flesh out, and a piece of bone out

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 - Has consistently been able to put on sunglasses incredibly fast
  - His fastest time putting the glasses on was 
87 miles an hour, so if he could move his arm that fast, he can surely run pretty fast too
  - Another time, put on sunglasses so fast it looked like they just appeared on his head out of nowhere when he was still holding something
 - Once managed to take Jake's sandwich off his desk without him seeing him doing it
  - Their desks are facing each other with a computer on each desk, making it impressive he managed to take his sandwich off without being caught
 - Managed to appear in the room where Jake and two girls were talking without them knowing where he came from
- able to deflect bullets with two katanas, while at the same time running toward the person firing at him
- Ran at a window with enough force to break through it
- even after falling four stories, was still able to run back up to the fourth floor, and managed to get a cast for his arm beforehand
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 - Takes damage relatively the same as most people do, but seems to recover from injuries faster than other people
  - He can recover from anything from heavy bleeding from a shaving accident to a full body cast in just a week, probably less
 - Fell out of a four story window and lived, and as always, recovered from it in less than a week
 - once actually ran at a window and broke through it before falling four stories, and only got a broken arm, and was still fine enough to run back to the fourth floor
 - survived with six blood diseases
 - Got bitten by an angry snake multiple times and didn't succumb to the venom

- Stretchy Arms 
 - Is able to stretch his arms many times their height
- Teleportation 
 - Has shown this ability more than once
 - he uses this to pull objects out of nowhere
 - Has healed from things most people can't heal from, like cutting his thumb off or being in a full body cast and then falling onto the ground
 - It only ever takes him a week or less to do this

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 - Only had one bullet in it when he was shown to have it, but he possibly has more

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 - Has been shown to not be the best with it- he can sneeze and accidentally shoot

Pocket Knife
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- Used it to stab Jake and cause him to bleed heavily, just because he had poked fun at his karate skills

Fork and Knife
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  - used for a joke about eating your words
  - Very fine metal that can used for stabbing/cutting

 - were sharp eno
ugh to "cut off his thumb" as his friend Jake stated

Duel Katanas
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 - once wielded them during a free-for-all
 - good enough at using them to deflect bullets 

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- generally not very smart
- cowardly
- has a bad problem with fainting
- possibly sociopathic
- not a fighting type usually
- He isn't great at using his knives, as evidenced by how he hurt himself using them
- Way too sensitive, and has cried way too much for someone his age
- Hard of tasting and hard of feeling
- Has general panic, and general rage (not rage issues)
- Has ADD and ADHD
I decided to write up a DB bio for one of my favorite characters, despite the fact that if Amir was really like this in real life, he'd be seen as an actual monster. I already thought of some ideas for a fight with him- like him against Dan from Dan Vs. 
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DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Student Writer
sorry I haven't really been online
DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah...Well, I've been fine. All sad and depressed. -_-
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Student Writer
im sorry to hear that
DracoSparda26 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
So can we RP?
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