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Today's haiku comes to us from ~MisterChimpo.

Wheatley, don't do it!
They say if you do, you'll die!
Oh... Well, I guess not.

Never drew a potato flower before. Never really suspected potatoes had flowers.

Drawing that eye was just as fun as you might suspect it was!

My other Portal work:
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:iconlord-metallix32x:
Lord-Metallix32X Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2018  Student Interface Designer
Who do you thinks gonna get in trouble, when management finds 10,000 FLIPPING vegetables down here?
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Gladooos Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2017
wheatley
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:iconshinseinasenshi:
Shinseinasenshi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome work on both. :)
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconrogtom:
rogtom Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nice haiku.
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:iconallisondawson123:
allisondawson123 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
:3 I love wheatley drawings!
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:iconklonoa-the-medic:
Klonoa-The-Medic Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
awwwwww!!!!
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:iconkululufan:
Kululufan Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student Photographer
Wheatley looks like Atlas in co mode!!
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:iconlpsdoodles:
LPSDoodles Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep. I think he's a intellegence core. GLaDOS calls him a moron, but she tries to kill you. (SPOILER!!!)
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:icontrana-blay5:
trana-blay5 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: Wheatley is so Adorkable, you gotta love him X3
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:icononestormylove:
Onestormylove Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011
Gosh I wish I ha Portal 2 I reaally want to play it so bad.
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:iconestroder:
estroder Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
wheatley is the best
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:iconbandihill3258:
BandiHill3258 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"Quick! Catch me with ur face!"
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:iconshadic9189:
Shadic9189 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
Don't call Wheatley a moron. His I.Q.'s the infinite space from here to the moon.
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I... didn't?
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:iconshadowsilverfan1997:
ShadowSilverfan1997 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
Wow, amazing! ^^
Wheatley is so awesome ^^
and he is upside down ! XD
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I really boneheaded that one! I dunno why I thought he'd be better off upside down!
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:icongamingexpx12:
gamingexpx12 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Student Artist
Looks exactly like me!
wait.. it IS me!
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:iconkissesthecutiefox:
kissesthecutiefox Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
My friend loves Wheatley :3
Great job X3
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconkissesthecutiefox:
kissesthecutiefox Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Student Digital Artist
you're welcome x3
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:icontorheit-skadi:
Torheit-Skadi Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Awesome work! I love your clean lineart *_*
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks very much.
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:iconclockworkalien:
Clockworkalien Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
Awesome Portal core work you have done. It looks like professional rotoscoping style. Very nice!
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Well, it's certainly rotoscoping on some level - I wouldn't have attempted to match the various proportions of the spheres without screenshot reference, or the various details would have been too wonky for me to tolerate! Thanks very much!
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Dodgehful Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Wheatley, I loved him and I miss him like a real friend :C
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:iconvrani:
Vrani Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
both of them are awesome :D!!
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconvrani:
Vrani Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
welcome :)
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:iconkittens4jc:
kittens4jc Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Student Writer
........ I miss him.... TT_TT
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:icon789dabunny:
789DaBunny Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
He was a jerk, but I feel sorry for him now. He did look sincere.
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:iconmauriomanasye:
mauriomanasye Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
i would really like to find this guy (or robot) in space.
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TDLBallistic Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd awoken
From a coma
And I saw you hangin' there
You had asked me
To try to speak to you
But I just jumped up in the air

Then we started shakin'
And I was so scared
But you led me safely from that room
And then you
Helped me disable
The deadly neurotoxin
That would have surely spelled my doom

So Wheatley,
Why'd you try to kill me?
After all that we'd been through!
Everything we'd done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don't know what happened
To you.

Well I remember
Those times we were together
When you weren't totally insane.
Breakin' windows
And solvin' puzzles
My oh my, how things have changed!

So Wheatley,
Why'd you try to kill me?
After all that we'd been through!
Everything we'd done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don't know what happened
To you.

I never called you a moron
I never said that you looked fat
I never claimed you were adopted
...or asked you to buy me a hat
I only wanted to help you
'Cause I thought that you'd help me
Then I found out you were evil as evil
Can be... Yeah!

You were my best friend
But you know it had to end
Because nothing gold can stay.
When you said that I'd die
I felt a tear drop in my eye
That's when I started to say...

Wheatley,
Why'd you try to kill me?
After all that we'd been through!
Everything we'd done
Seemed like so much fun
But I just don't know what happened
To you.

Wheatley
Why'd you make me kill you?
Shot you through a portal
To the moon!
You're floatin' round' in space
And I just can't replace
This Wheatley-sized hole
In my
Heart
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:iconthemissingno:
themissingno Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
Please make the space core, he's my favorite :P
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I've thought about doing more of them, but I'd just end up tracing this body outline, so there's hardly any point to it! I guess I could have them turned at different angles, though.
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coralchoral Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
I love this picture. Everything about it is perfect.

Except that you got him perfectly upside-down. 100% topsy-turvy. Exactly backwards.

Beauty of a job, otherwise.
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner May 11, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks very much! He's upside-down so he can look at the potato flowers growing out of the ceiling as he zooms by on his monorail.
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:iconcoralchoral:
coralchoral Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
Good enough for me. :D
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Rabid-Kitsune Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wheatley. :heart:
Very nice work! I love how it's so detailed, but could easily be a cartoon. 8D
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconrobokitty:
RoboKitty Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Everyone seems to absolutely adore this bugger. He's hilarious, sure, but the real story of this game is between Chell and GLaDOS
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AloratheDragon Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
How could I possibly hate a face that adorable? <3 I can't.
Anyway, this is awesome!
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconshivwacka:
Shivwacka Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW . .. That is awesome !!! It's sooo real!!!

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Go check my gallery :gallery: [link]
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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Alpinegremlin Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
Awesome job! =)
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconalpinegremlin:
Alpinegremlin Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
No problem!
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:icononsens:
onsens Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
great job!
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:iconprofessorhazard:
professorhazard Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!
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