Nintendo Princess: Rise of Medusa

Finally, the sequel that nobody was waiting for. The Nintendo Princess squad is back and ready to take on the only female foe that I could think of: Medusa!

Print out the full version (i.imgur.com/6CrTB07.jpg) and put it over a used copy of My Stop Smoking Coach for the person in your life that needs trolling. (You could also be nice and include a gift card, so you don't actively ruin their birthday. Either way, if you do this, please take pictures and share them with me.)

PRE-EMPTIVE RESPONSE TO ANYONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT WHO IS AND WHO ISN'T REALLY A PRINCESS:
- I promise I heard all of it over at www.deviantart.com/professorha… 
- I stand by my reasons for calling them princesses, except for Palutena, who clearly isn't one and nothing can change that now
- maybe they want to be inclusive about who gets to be in their princess squad, why can't you be cool about that
- if you post a comment here about who is and isn't a princess, you are entering into a legally binding agreement that means that what you MEANT to say was "I have to wear a diaper"