crimes of indiana jones part 5

Marty: "Serena, you like fat art, and Indiana Jones. Why don't you say something about this?"

Me: "Nope. Not saying anything. I hate brainwashing with a passion."

Elsa Schneider: "Why don't you just suggest someone else do something with another male Indiana Jones character?"

Me: "Oh, alright....I WISH THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO BELLOQ! WITH NO BRAINWASHING! AND HE'S HAPPY! AND HE'S AT LEAST SOMEWHAT NORMAL-SIZED!"

Headless Help: "Bit of a surprise, here. I thought you were going to say Marcus or Donovan."

Me: "No, I want Belloq. Belloq is awesome. You can't go wrong with Belloq."

Tarrant: "But who should do that for you?"

Me: "As Indy would say, I'll figure something out."