MY NEW TF2 OC DONT STEAL

OMG ok so liek this is mah TF2 OC Hikaru!1!!! (lol sugoi call-out 2 mah future husbandu @ Ouran) so lik ya shes tha new pyro n stuff but shes lik SOOOO DIFRENT from teh first on cuz shes a GIRL (OMG I NO RIGHT SO AWSOME GAL POWAH) an shes a SEXAY BETCH an she wears awsum thigh-his n a miniskirt n shes JAPANESE so shes rly rly smart. (so of course Engineer-kun liks her like LIKE-likes her XD lol) but ya and shes 14 but she has a lisens 2 kill cuz shes just that badass and Blutarch or whoever killed hr mom n dad so now shes all like GRRR KILL BLUS. But NEwei she has short red hair (KAWAII) cuz i no Heavy likes red hair (lol hes so desudesuDESUUU~! like a huuuge teddy bear) n she wears a miniskirt that shos the bottom of her butt wen she stands normaly and a strapless dubble-H-cup bra as her top with her pyro symbols on teh boobs but the bra lyk barely fits her its too tight. (you: OMG so sexaaaay *nosebleed* me: I NO RAIT) lol so ya n shes got tha fire axe behind her back cuz shes sneaky lol SHE GONNA KILL U THANX ALOT SPY. o_o (spy: waaaa u no like me me: NUUUUU dun worry spy hav a cookie spy: <3)

that blu thing around her neck is from te BLU sniper-kun cuz he in luv wit her but she dont like him cuz hes BLU n he goes all emo n listens 2 My Chemical Romance and Green Day and Linkin park n then he slits his wrists 4 her FDSDSG SO ROMANTIC THEY COULD NEVAR BEEEEEEEEE TOGEDDUR ;A; but ya shes in love with scout cuz lets face it hes the only hawt 1 thar XD but also evry1 else isall YAOI OMG DEMOxSOLDIER 4EVUUUUR (lol its canon didnt u see that update? they're best friends who do stuff together so that obviously meens THEYRE TOTALLY HAWT 4 EACHOTHERS BALLS OMG RIGHT DERP) but they all kinda like her cuz lets face it shes a foxy laday no ones THAT gay ^^

Hikaru gets burned (like ALOT shes da freakin PYRO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) but not too burned cuz shes good like that so the only burns she has are thos 1s on her cheeks (wich is funneh cuz they lok lyk KAWAIIIIIIIIDESUNE blush marks lolol) and her bangs r green cuz she fell in sum cemical waste DX DO NOT WANT lol

o ya i almost forgot GUESS WAT?!!! SHES A NEKO-TAN!!!! NYAAAAAAAAAa! shes a kawaii calico n her mom was a cat n her dad was a person LOL BEASTIALITY HENTAI XD but ya

heres her bio:
name - Hikaru Neko Kaoru (lol I LOVE U OURAN)
hair - red n green (lyk xmas)
skin - yerro CUZ SHES ASIAN
fur - calico
eyes - flashing rainbow (but they turn blak wen shes mad lol RUN SCOUT RUUUUUN D:
weight: 97 lbs
height: 6'7" (w/ ears )
catchphase: IM GONNA GLU U BACK 2GETHAR WITH HELL-GLUE, U MEANIES! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
main attack: DESU DESU FIRE STAR BLAST!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!

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In case any of you guys can't tell, this is a parody-rant. I AM NOT LIKE THIS. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. I'm just commenting on how some Wapanese people have made their way into the TF2 enterprise. This was originally gonna be a furry rant, but it morphed.
TF2 = Valve
Hikaru and Kaoru = Ouran HSHC
Drawing = me, sadly