Events of Star World Intro by PrinceofKoopas, literature
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Events of Star World Intro
Events of Star World
Hello! It is he, the author of this story speaking in third-person, with a little message. Lots of little messages actually, which might be combined for one big message, if you look at it that way. Now, that was one of the messages. The author of this is a big Koopa fan, but will not be in character as you see him all around the boards. He will be out of character, which means he won't censor the plumber's name. Mario. Luigi. There's your proof. He just wanted to start a story, and this idea came to him out of the blue. Even this message. All characters here are properties of people. Nintendo, the author, some random gu
Chapter 1: An Ordinary Day Gone Bad
In Koopa Kastle
It was a normal, ordinary day in Koopa Kastle. Lemmy and Iggy were squabbling over who gets to play as Bowser in the awesome videogame that the reader should buy, Mario Superstar Baseball.
"Well I want to be Bowser!" Lemmy whined.
"You can have Bowser Jr. as your captain, you two are kind of alike. I just want King Dad as MY captain!" Iggy reasoned.
"Will you two shut up? You're always arguin' about dis, every day," Roy came into the room, yelling. "Ludwig! Get over 'ere! Why don't you tamper da game like you did with Melee?"
"I'm not doing anything unless King Dad specific
Chapter 2: Dead Cows
Still in the Pipe Maze
"You sssssuuuurrreee about getting Petey?" A Piranha Plant asked his fellow Piranha Plant.
"I don't know. The Piranha Plants are in a state of anarchy right now. Mom is dead. Bean is dead. Lava's been dead for five years. And Petey's too out there. Except he's the closest we have to a leader."
"I DON'T WANNA HAVE PETEY AS A LEADER! WAH!" The Piranha Plant cried out, tears coming out of his face.
"Are those real tears, or fake tears?" A third Piranha Plant came into the conversation.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!? And who cares? That's a stupid question."
"Hey, wh
Chapter 3: The Piranha Ambush
In the Toad Town Sewers
"Groo heepoo!" Petey screamed.
"I think he likes the idea."
Petey found a warp pipe leading to where he thought the Great Whale should be at that current moment. Dozens of Pipe Maze Piranha Plants bit onto Petey's leaves, hanging onto him. Petey went through the warp pipe.
At the Mushroom Sea
"Yakwee!" A Yoshi said joyfully, when the giant whale that they were riding on started spouting up water.
"Doo rowmp!" said a gigantic Piranha Plant that came from a warp pipe. Bunches of Piranha Plants were hanging on to him. The Piranha Plant was obviously Petey, and he took
Chapter 4: Pipe Maze Clash!
The Yoshis were partying at Toad Town square, not even mourning the loss of their fallen comrades. Some Yoshis were even planning a fiesta for their survival! But, the news (sad and happy) eventually reached Raphael the Raven and his Raven Clan. Since no one should live at Yoshi's Island anymore due to future civilizations being crushed every five years by eruptions, Raphael and his followers "flew" (The Raven Clan don't actually have wings ) over to Toad Town Square, to meet with the Yoshis.
At Toad Town square
The Yoshis were disturbing the public peace but no one cared. They were chattering and m
Chapter 5: The Focus is On Pipe Maze
In the Pipe Maze
"Shouldn't we call for reinforcements if we're going to exterminate a gang and an army that has at least thrice the manpower as us? This isn't smart, Prince Roy " A Shady Koopa said to his prince, worriedly.
"Hey slick, the Prince knows what he's doing. Otherwise he wouldn't have accepted my suggestion." The suspicious Shady Koopa said.
"Exactly. So stop talkin'." Roy called out to his division.
"What about battle strategy talk?"
"That's acceptable."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" All of the Shady Koopas said, except for the suspicious one.
"What kinda strateg
Chapter 6: Digestive Torture
In the dimension of the Fourth Wall
"Where am I?" Luigi asked, regaining consciousness slowly.
"In the dimension of the Fourth Wall, fool!" The Fourth Wall replied.
"How come you can talk here but not in my dimension?"
"Because I OWN this dimension, fool! I don't own yours!"
"Must you keep calling me a fool?" Luigi said, dismayed.
"Yes, fool!"
"How 'bout Mr. T. style?"
"I pity the foo'."
"Better."
Luigi looked at his surroundings. He looked below to his feet, and there was no solid ground below him. He looked at all of the other sides. There was a purplish-black background everyw
Chapter 7: The Meetings of Divisions!
One hour passed since King Bowser Koopa declared a meeting of the Koopalings in the television room. Larry, Roy, Wendy and Ludwig attended.
"Where are Iggy, Lemmy, Morton and Junior?" Bowser said angrily.
"The Koopaling Twins are still playing MY tampered version of Mario Superstar Baseball, King Dad!" Ludwig said, happy at his brilliant mod of it.
"Oh well. They're too young for this meeting, anyway. So is Junior. But where could Morton be?"
"Does it matter for the meeting, King Dad?" Larry said lazily, watching the T.V. that Bowser was standing on.
"I don't exactly know. But anyway, this m
Chapter 8: The Beanbean Kingdom
In Koopa Kastle (Bowser's view)
"Poor T.V I need to get a new one. I'm going to the Koopa Kingdom mall But who will be in charge of the castle?" Bowser asked himself, in a depressed tone.
"YES! A HOMERUN! Up, up up " Iggy shouted from the play area.
"No you didn't! Paratroopa did a Super Jump and caught the ball! Now it's my inning to bat!" Lemmy said joyfully.
"Hm maybe THEY can take charge or something " Bowser said grumpily, walking into the play den.
"Iggy! Lemmy! You're in charge of the castle! I'm going to the mall to get a new T.V. that Roy destroyed."
Lemmy tur
Chapter 9: The Idiot FINALLY Gets It
At the ruins of Princess Peach's Castle in Toad Town
"MAMA-MIA! THE CASTLE-A IS IN RUINS!" Mario said instantly when he came out of the secret warp pipe from Koopa Kastle, which was hidden in the castle gardens.
Mario stared plainly at the total ruins of the whole area until he decided to go into the town itself and hear the whole story.
In Toad Town
"Look everyone! It is Mario! He has actually come here! Look! Mario! Over there!" A Toad child said, pointing in the direction Mario was in.
A large crowd of Toads went up to Mario, including some of the Toad soldiers.
"Mario! You hav