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The perfect scroll

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Published: November 22, 2004
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Pfffft... what's with all that "she's gotta be sweet, he's gotta be kind" crap. I need none of that! THIS is the real list.

A couple of weeks ago I saw this stupid stupid stupid Sandra Bullock movie, the one where she and Nicole Kidman are witches. Well, her character, as a child, casts a spell describing the perfect man, and she makes him impossible so she'd never fall in love. So... vaguely inspired by that, I decided to do my own list :giggle: And I decided to do both boy AND girl, so as to cover any chance =P

I'm sorry if it's huge, it wouldnt have worked the same way had I posted it in two pieces. Just scroll, you lazy bastard. Oh, and full view is not recommended, it's MANDATORY :evillaugh:

Comments are more than welcome, I just don't expect much critique on the artwork since it's only for fun. Oh, and before you comment, please remember, it's HUMOR.
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Asbebers's avatar
Hahahaha, amazing drawings. I share your points about the perfect girl, I must say. 
purplepam2012's avatar
Hahaha!!! I love your illustrations!! Hahaha!! Great job!! :lmao:
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MoonPaw11Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I do all those things on the girl list except the cello :giggle:
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SteamHead1880Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For me, you nailed the perfect girl. You maid her sound like a real dork! And to be honest, I think is the best kind of gall their is!
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989466Hobbyist Digital Artist
O_O wow the girl one theirs only 3 things that don't apply to me. 1. not not good at video games(although i try X3), 2. i dont have freckles on my back, just tiny scares that look like them. 3.i dont under stand math at all. and maybe half on the cello thing (im getting one in Christmas :D) other than that i do the rest of the things XD
Varsa-svasa's avatar
Out of the girls, I have seven KD :iconrazycryplz: Dear god please help me.
Out of the guys, I have none, and know no one with them. :iconsuperw00tplz:
odwild's avatar
Bloody brilliant :iconveryexcitedplz:
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PedroHenrique-2Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhh i loved! Hillarious!
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WhitelupineHobbyist Digital Artist
I love this! Perfectly (whatididthere) sums up my perfect man XD
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I love this! I think if you combined my friends and I you'd -almost*- have the perfect girl =P :+fav:
*none of us know how to play the cello
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Kapuchino157 Traditional Artist
Oooh, I think I remember that movie
she didn't wanna fall in love in fear of losing her man once she saw this rare bug, right?
I don't remember the title...
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CytoSkellyHobbyist General Artist
you like your girls to have lost some toes to frostbite?
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itland-9-13Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was fun!
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HokovaProfessional General Artist
I dont think the movie is stupid but this was hilarious to read, tooXD
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HokovaProfessional General Artist
The girl part almost all fits my classmate:D
Alberthein1's avatar
I'd drink to that.
It's not "the perfect" of those, no. But for humor, I say AYE.
Also, perfect would be a opinion, so if you think that's perfect, that's perfect - for you, ofcourse :)
Good humor you got there, I hope you do more of these.
(though this is probably one of your old works, Am I right?)
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I like the list reminds me a lot of me and my boyfriend LOL
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carrottreesHobbyist Traditional Artist
:') Oh wow , this is brilliant and I love the witches of eastwick :3
Izburg's avatar
i like his but idk if i agree with it
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iceytoushirouHobbyist Digital Artist
oddly enough, most of those girl ones apply to me.......... well I am rather strange.
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TwillyaneHobbyist
I fit in most of the girl things, yay! Only...... No, there are a couple of them... Oh dear, I shall never become your wife :c It fills me with sadness!



Really love these kinds of projects :D
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:D This makes me smile so much. Bwee~
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TheSolitaryFlowerStudent Writer
i'm practically all of those perfect girl things, too. all accept for the cello playing part. it's trombone for me :)
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