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[At a top secret facility]
Narrator: After years of scientific research, the secret government is about to turn one ordinary human being, into a weapon of the future.
[The guys give a long haired girl a very big treatment, then slapped her]
Narrator: Now, the world will finally meet a brand new breed of hero, Agent Xero.
[At the fashion show, Agent Xero shows herself]
Agent Xero: Hey. How ya doin'?
Narrator: They will train her.
Yoga Guru: Consentrate. Your mind and your body will become one.
Agent Xero: Okay. Mmmm... [she turns into a Yoga Guru]
Yoga Guru: Wow!
Narrator: They will give her a sidekick.
Katz: Agent Xero. This is your partner, M.O.L.E.
Mole: Hello there. My name is M.O.L.E.
Agent Xero: [she hugs Mole] How adorable!
Mole: Don't hug me that hard!
Narrator: They will make her, a better girl.
Agent Xero: [she comes in, wearing only a bikini, but keeping her boots] So. You like 60's spy movies?
Lance Shade: Uhh... No?
Agent Xero: Kiss me. [she kisses Lance]
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[Xero's Car, launches a missile, destroying Lance's car]
Agent Xero: You hear that?
The Modifyers: The Origin of Agent Xero
Agent Xero: I don't know that you're up to, Vain! But you'll never take me disguise powers!
Baron Vain: Ah, cliché, Xero! I think somebody's been watching too many rejected pilots. [they look at the camera]
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