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John: That was awesome!
Old Prison Guard: That's right! From that day forward, Agent Xero can do no wrong. She was so hot, steam looked cool.
John: Yeah.

[At Modifyers Airship]

Agent Xero: Oh yeah! We're great heroes! But my hair's a big mess! [she brushes her long hair] There. All fixed. Here's a great album that's topping the charts worldwide! [she puts a Nancy Sinatra record on the old school turntables] Music, maestro.

[We see a footage of Agent Xero and Mole fighting crime, with Fantome Noir helping them]

[We see Agent Xero stopping a criminal from robbing a jewelry store]

You keep saying you've got something for me
Something you call love, but confess
You've been a-messin' where you shouldn'ta been a-messin'
And now someone else is gettin' all your best

[We see Agent Xero kicking some Kung Fu Criminals]

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

[We see Agent Xero getting loved by boys, and earning a lot of money, and they reveal a statue of Xero]

You keep lying when you oughta be truthin'
And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a-changin'
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet

[We see Agent Xero kicking a giant kaiju]

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

[We see Agent Xero getting more fame, and they make merchandise of Agent Xero, then we see Xero trapping more criminals, making Baron Vain very mad]

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burned, ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And what he knows, you ain't had time to learn

[We see Agent Xero capturing more criminals, with some help from Fantome Noir]

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

[We see Agent Xero dancing, and we see Baron Vain, banging his head to the desk]

Are you ready boots?
Start walkin'!

[At Baron Vain's lair]

Baron Vain: Grrrrrrr... PULL!!! [Rat throws a vase, then Vain shoots it]
Lacey Shadows: Nice shootin' partner.
Baron Vain: I can't believe this girl! I throws everything I got at her! And it doesn't even... What... are... those?
Rat: [he wears Xero's boots] Uuuh... I don't know. I think they make me a bit taller.
Baron Vain: I got 24 hours to get rid of this girl, or the entire scheme I've been setting up since WWII ended goes up in smoke. And you... ARE WEARING... HER... MERCHANDISE!?!?!
Buddy: [he drinks some Xero shakes] Thirsty?
Lacey Shadows: Looks like your game's over. Xero's hitting every curve you throw at her.
Baron Vain: I think we could throw the right curves at her, Lacey.
Lacey Shadows: Don't even go there.
Baron Vain: She's gotta have a weakness. You know, every hero's got a weakness. Like Superman, it was Kryptonite. For Batman, getting himself in danger. Okay. We simply need to find out Xero's.
Lacey Shadows: I've done my part. Get that stupid Rat!
Baron Vain: He couldn't handle her, when she disguises as a Burglar. We need to handle her as a lady.
Lacey Shadows: Okay.
Baron Vain: If you know Xero's weakness, I'll give you the think you want most in all the world. Your freedom. Screw this up, and you'll be my shark's dinner!
Lacey Shadows: Ouch. I'll do it!
Baron Vain: [laughing]
Rat: Oooh... Come on! Vain! VAIN! Stop laughing!
Baron Vain: [he chokes Rat] Rat. Allow me to show you the ultimate weapon. The Mega Nuke Bomb. We know the Japs used an atomic bomb to awaken Godzilla. This Mega Nuke Bomb will make an explosion so big, it'll blow an entire country to smitherines! Katz defeated the Titans by putting them underneath Ireland. We'll use the bomb to blow up Ireland and release the Titans!
Rat: Yes, boss! Will it also destroy Northern Ireland?
Baron Vain: That pathetic little part of UK attached to Ireland?
Rat: Yes.
Baron Vain: Okay. This will be good.

[At the Modifyers Airship]

Agent Xero: Katz! You're not gonna believe what I just did! I tackled the big bullies! I grappled the giant monsters! And the crowd goes wild! Thank you! Thank you!
Katz: You're doing great, Xero. You're doing your old man proud.
Agent Xero: Yeah, Katz. I'm the most popular person in England. And I'm an action figure!
Katz: That's cool. You should go on a break. Ta-ta.
Agent Xero: YAY! That means, I got shopping to do!
Mole: Okay.

[At the department store, Xero buys a lot of stuff]

Agent Xero: This is the best shopping day ever!
Mole: Wow! That's a lot of stuff.
Agent Xero: Right, Mole.
Boys: It's Agent Xero!
Agent Xero: Here comes the fans. [she gets trampled]
Lance Shade: Hey, Xero. Shall we go on a date?
Agent Xero: Sure. Where at?
Lance Shade: My apartment.
Agent Xero: Wow...
Mole: That guy's trouble, alright.

[At Lance's apartment]

Lance Shade: Come on out, Xero!
Agent Xero: Coming! [she comes out, wearing a bikini, but keeping her boots] So, you like 60's spy movies?
Lance Shade: Uhh... I don't know.
Agent Xero: I watched plenty of them. And I also watched Doctor Who.
Lance Shade: Yeah. You got any weaknesses?
Agent Xero: What weakness?
Lance Shade: Something.
Agent Xero: Okay. [Xero's airship blows up Lance's car] Did you hear that?
Lance Shade: What?
Agent Xero: Nothing.
Agent Xero: Oh no! Sorry, Lance. I got a mission to do. [she puts on a bodysuit and dress, but her ring drops] Pesky ring!
Mole: Move! [they hop on the Modifyer ship, which converts into a plane] Hey! Watch it! Watch it! [he ducks] WATCH IT! Keep your goo-goo eyes on the- [he gets hit] That's it! Next time, I drive.
Lance Shade: Look at Xero. She's so lucky. [he turns back to Lacey Shadows] I shouldn't fight her.
Lacey Shadows: No! Forget it!
Baron Vain: I OWN YOU! YOU WORK FOR ME! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU SAY HOW HIGH!?! When I say I want Xero's head on a platter, you say...
Lacey Shadows: Medium or well done?
Mole: Lance Shade is Lacey Shadows? I got to warn her! Taxi! Taxi!
Lacey Shadows: My sister is sweet. She's kind. And she's cool.
Baron Vain: She's a girl!
Lacey Shadows: I know. That's why I can't fight her.
Baron Vain: Lacey! I want you to defeat Agent Xero in a sneak attack. So she won't be ready for you.
Lacey Shadows: Right. I'll just do it.

[At Ireland]

Agent Xero: Mmm... Ireland. Oh no! The Irish are fans of me! Time for my disguise. [she disguises as an Irish person] Hey, guys. What a lucky day! [she goes to the center of Ireland] Oh. So this is where Katz sealed those Titans.
Mole: Xero! Why you dressed like an Irish guy?
Agent Xero: [she turns back to normal] It's not what it look like.
Mole: Xero! There's something strange about Lance.
Agent Xero: Is he cool?
Mole: No.
Agent Xero: Is he awesome?
Mole: No.
Agent Xero: Did he get a new haircut.
Mole: Nopedy nopedy no.
Mole: HE'S A FRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!! He's been playing you for a sap! He's not a boy! He's nothing but a two timin' no good lyin' schemin'-
Agent Xero: SHUT UP! [she throws Mole] I'm sorry, Mole.
Mole: Won't face the truth? Fine.
Agent Xero: Where ya going?
Mole: I'm out for good.
Agent Xero: Fine! Just go! I don't need you.
Mole: I thought you were gonna be the all time champ. Not the all time chump.
Agent Xero: What a loser.
Lance Shade: Xero.
Agent Xero: Lance! [she hugs Lance, who turns back into Lacey]
Lacey Shadows: Surprise!
Agent Xero: Lacey? What are you doing here? Where's Lance?
Lacey Shadows: I'm afraid Lance is gone. Now where were we? Time to die! [she fights with Xero, complete with punches, kicks, and hair pulls] Say goodbye, Xero!
Agent Xero: NEVER!
Lacey Shadows: Mina. I can't fight you! I shouldn't fight you!
Agent Xero: I'm sorry too, Tina. We should be sisters forever.
Lacey Shadows: Yeah. [they hug]
Baron Vain: What a lovely sister reunion. But Lacey, why aren't you killing Xero?
Lacey Shadows: I shouldn't fight my own sister!
Baron Vain: BAH!!! Let me explain. When I was a boy, I had a dream once, a dream where I can be the greatest villain ever! And after WWII, I formed an evil organization in order to destroy those Modifyers. Xero. I need your disguise powers, so I can release the Titans to destroy the world and rebuild it in my image.
Agent Xero: I don't know what you're up to, Vain. But you'll never take my disguise powers!
Baron Vain: [laughing] Ah cliché, Xero! I think somebody's been watching too many failed pilots. [they look at the viewers] Now, give me your powers! [he grabs Xero's hand, taking her disguise powers, causing her hair and eyes to return to their natural colors]
Agent Xero: Oh no! You took my powers!
Baron Vain: That's right! Your boyfriend Lance Shade is really your sister the whole time.
Agent Xero: You're lying!
Baron Vain: I couldn't have done it without you, my daughter.
Lacey Shadows: Vain! You monster! You're not my dad! You killed my real parents!
Baron Vain: Time to take your powers too! [he grabs Lacey's hand, taking her disguise powers as well, turning her hair and eyes back to their natural colors]
Lacey Shadows: Now you've done it!
Baron Vain: [laughing] Love to stay and chat. But I got a country to destroy! [he puts Xero and Lacey in a slingshot] RAT! COMMENCE THE DE-COUNTRYTIZATION!!!!!
Rat: Got it! [he sets up the Mega Nuke Bomb]
Agent Xero: Vain! Don't ever think about it!
Baron Vain: [he launches Xero and Lacey to a small boat in the water, and returns to his ship, as they set the timer to the Nuke Bomb]
Irish News Reporter: Flash! This just in. Baron Vain is about to drop the Mega Nuke Bomb. People of Ireland and Northern Ireland. Please evacuate to safety. We repeat. Please evacuate to safety. [the Irish evacuates to safety]
Rat: [he drops the Nuke Bomb, causing a very big explosion, destroying Ireland and Northern Ireland]
Agent Xero: Oh no. This is very bad.
Baron Vain: [laughing]

Ireland and Northern Ireland are destroyed, so Vain will release the Titans!
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