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[We begin with a brutally beaten Clyde McBride (as Black Panther) on the ground]

Clyde McBride: The name is Clyde McBride. And I am the Black Panther. I was brutally beaten in an epic battle. How did this all happen? It all started when one day...


What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?

Yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

[At Clyde's room, we see Clyde McBride lip syncing]

I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh-whoa, whoa, ohh, ooh)

Harold and Howard McBride: Clyde? What are you doing?
Clyde: Uh... nothing.
McBrides: Okay.
Clyde: Lori. Here I come. This time. No more nosebleeding.

[At the Loud House]

Clyde: Okay, Clyde. Don't even nose bleed. Ever. [he knocks on the door]
Lori Loud: Clyde. What are you doing here.
Clyde: Lori Loud. Will you go on a date with me?
Lori: No way, you nose bleeder. You're literally stupid. [she kicks Clyde]
Clyde: Dang it. I wander where Lincoln's at?

[At the Royal Woods Mall]

Logan Loud: Another day. Another major crime.
Lincoln Loud (as DarkWing Loud): I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the editor who cuts your scene! I am DarkWing Loud! Logan! My evil twin brother! I thought you were in-
Logan: The Royal Woods Maximum Security Prison. Don't you wish. I blew that popsicle stand to make this scene here, baby. So dig it, dude. Logan Loud's on a stealing spree!
Lincoln: And why you steal everything from the mall?
Logan: Not when I'm on it! The internet is power, baby. Sexy power, hi girls.
Lincoln: But what about the cops?
Logan: Don't worry about the Po-Poes. You're gone, man. Real gone.
Lincoln: You mean. You killed that cops?
Logan: Let's just say the police won't help you tonight. You dig? [laughing]
Lincoln: Okay. [he takes down Logan, but Logan throws him]
Logan: [he pulls out the big gun] Say bye-bye, DW!
Sibella Dracula: Leave him alone!
Lincoln: [he catches and ties Logan] Tell it to the judge! [he throws Logan to the Maximum Security Asylum]
Logan: I really hate him.
Sibella: Are you okay?
Lincoln: Yeah.
Sibella: [she kisses Lincoln]

[At a Chinese-Italian restaurant]

Lincoln: We'll have one big plate of Spaghetti Lo Mein and Teriyaki Meatballs.
Sibella: Hold the garlic.
Waiter: Sure. [he gets the food] Bon appitite!
Lincoln: Oh boy! [they eat, and they kiss in a Lady in the Tramp style manner]
Sibella: [giggling]
????: Look at that boy. He's the key to my plan for world domination.


Sibella: What a fang-tasticly romantic knight. I gotta flap back home. Bye. [she turns into a bat]
Lincoln: Bye.
????: Come here.
Lincoln: Sorry, pal. I don't trust strangers.
????: You don't trust me? Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cera. I'm a computer hacker. You're name's Lincoln Loud right?
Lincoln: Yep.
Cera: And you're also DarkWing Loud.
Lincoln: Correct.
Cera: You've been protecting Royal Woods from evildoers, just like Ace Savvy.
Lincoln: Yep. He's my favorite comic book superhero.
Cera: I know. I want you to turn against the world.
Lincoln: Sorry. I can't do that. I'm a superhero. Not a supervillain.
Cera: But. If you turn against the world, I'll give you 1 million dollars.
Lincoln: I accept!
Cera: Okay.

[The Next Day at School]

Agnes Johnson: Okay, class. It's time for the big test. Ready, go!
Lincoln: [he writes, then tears the test paper apart] This test stinks!
Agnes: Lincoln Loud! What are you doing?
Lincoln: Nothing personal. [he pulls Johnson's skirt and leggings, revealing some polka-dot bloomers]
All: [laughing]
Agnes: That's it! I'm calling the principal!
Lincoln: [he gives Agnes a wedgie]
All: [laughing]
Clyde: That's not funny!
Agnes: That does it!
Lincoln: Go ahead. Call the Principal.

[At the Principal's Office]

Wilbur Huggins: Lincoln Loud! Why you humiliate your teacher in front of the whole class?
Lincoln: I'm the school's new bad boy.
Wilbur Huggins: Mmmm... From now on, you're suspended from school forever! If you ever come within 10 feet of this school ground, I'll have you arrested for trespassing!
Lincoln: Fine. Have it your way. [he gives Wilbur a wedgie]
Wilbur Huggins: Out! Out! OUT!

[At the Loud House]

Rita Loud: You did what?
Lincoln: I did something really bad.
Rita: What does it! You're grounded for a month! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lincoln: Okay.

[At Lincoln's room]

Lincoln: I love being a bad boy.
Clyde: Lincoln. I can't believe you did somethin really bad!
Lincoln: Yeah.
Clyde: Okay? We got a job to do. We need to protect the warehouse club!
Lincoln: Well I don't... see why not?

[At the Royal Woods Warehouse Club]

Roger Klotz (as Megavolt): [he steals a lot of electronics]
Lincoln: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the batteries that literally aren't included! I am DarkWing... [he gets zapped] Loud.
Roger: You'll never catch me!
Clyde (as the Black Panther): RAWR! [he takes down Roger] Now!
Lincoln: [he catches Roger with a net] Cops! Take him!
Roger: [he gets taken by the cops] I'll get you next time, DipWing! NEXT TIME!
Clyde: We're a great team!
Lincoln: [he punches Clyde in the gut] We're no longer a team. We're enemies.
All: [gasps]
Clyde: [he pulls out a phone] Guys. This is an emergency. DarkWing Loud as gone rogue.


DarkWing Loud has gone rogue.

Logan Loud belongs to :iconartismymarc:
ArtIsMyMarc Featured By Owner May 8, 2017
Will there be more of Logan Loud?
Prentis-65 Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
ArtIsMyMarc Featured By Owner May 8, 2017
Also Logan is Lincoln's lost twin, not clone
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