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Saving satanists CHAPTER 6!!!

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It was Halloween and over the past month God did a lot of working in Claudia's heart. She stop wearing shirts of satanic bands but she still wore boots and trench coat. That could still be fixed at, later, and she stopped doing Satan rituals or praising Satan and she came to youth group every time the had it at church with me! She even made a cross necklace and wore at it!

I came in school with a bunch of brothers with Bible verses in them! And I gave a few to Claudia to hand out? She said "what are these" and I said "These are brooches with Bible verses, to minister to people!" And she said "okay Cool!" And smiled at me.

I said "me and my friends ate going to deliver them at people at lunch" and she said "I'm so exited!" We did all of our classes before lunch, and in physics science, Mr. Bryan tonight us about c*****! I said "Don't please!!!" And then the power of God came inside me, and I delivered a sermon in class! "Everyone! God wants you to repent of doing drugs! He is offer you freedom from drugs!! You can be free form you sin! Repent!"

And one girl said "I want know more!" And so I talked her about Jesus, and gave her a brochure. She didn't repent yet but I prayed for her.

And then lunch happen! This is it, I think, I'm going to preach to satanists. I walked up at Sam and she was wear a Halloween costume!!!!!!! With some her breasts showing! She was wear a corset and pantries, and giants boots that went at her thighs, and her boyfriend, the long hair dude who shove me in the water fountain, was NAKED and wear a collar and leash!!! I gaped.

"STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" I screamed.

"Stop what?" Sam said. "Lick at my boots slave " she said at her boyfriend. And her boyfriend was lick at her boots!!! I nearly vomit out of the grossness.

"STOP THE BSDM IN THE CAFETERIA RITE NOW!" I said.

"Why should I! I'm not a dum dum Christian like you, I'm a atheist and I do science!! Also I'm bisexual so they're!!!!" She said. AND SHE TOUCH AT HER BOYFRIEND WEINER!! I screamed.

"YALL NEED JESUS!!!!" I said! "STOP BE PERVERT NOW!"

"Evolution made me like this, so you can't stop at me!!!!" She said. And then she quickly was NAKED!! I fainted. And then I woke up. "See, I can do BSDM but You're a creepy pervert, cause you oppress my sex!"

"No! God say Stop at sexual perversion!" I said. And I gave her flier and then gave other people brioche. And I went in the hall, and JEN AND KITTY WAS MAKING OUT NAKED!!! I screamed and fling a fliers at them and ran away! At least they wasn't doing BSDM though.

I met Claudia in math, and she looked happy. "I gave this one girl an flier, and she said she was interest in learn more, so I invited her at youth group!" She said.

"Really? That awesome! I gave out all my fliers, but no one said they want to come to youth group!" I said.

"Chris, I have a issue though, and I need at your help." She said.

"What you need help with?" I said.

"I need help, cause I think my house, is possessed by a demon, and he standing over my bed ever time I try to go to bed." She said.

"Oh my goodness, we need exercise your house, so it's not possessed! Do you think it's your whole house that's possessed or just your room!" I said.

"I think it's just my room," she sad.

"Okay, I think I can help you exorcism it! Do you want me to come over after school! I said.

"Yeah" she said.

"Okay cool!" I said.

Health and Gym passed really quickly, and then I text my mom real quick and said "hi mom im go 2 my friends house 2 exorcise it" and she said "ok cool luv u honey." And I said "luv u 2" and I found Claudia and we went to her house. I knocked on the door. Her host mom answered the door.

"Oh my goodness it's you Chris! Come on in." She said, "What are you going be doing here?"

"We're going to exercise the house!" I said.

"Oh that's so sweet! Can I give you some cookies!" She said.

"Yes please" we said and Claudia mom gave us cookies and we went to her room.

We then got rid of anything static and put that all in the trash can and then we started the exorcism. We got a bunch of water and then I prayed over it, and put water all of the room, and then we prayed again about twenty times, and the demon went out the house! I smiled and high fives Claudia. Yay!
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AND THEN THE POWER OF JESUS CAME INSIDE OF ME 
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people are allowed to listen to what they want , dumbass , and who the hell are you to criticize people for being fat and use fat stereotypes
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And then lunch happen! This is it, I think, I'm going to preach to satanists. I walked up at Sam and she was wear a Halloween costume!!!!!!! With some her breasts showing! She was wear a corset and pantries, and giants boots that went at her thighs, and her boyfriend, the long hair dude who shove me in the water fountain, was NAKED and wear a collar and leash!!! I gaped.

"STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" I screamed.

"Stop what?" Sam said. "Lick at my boots slave " she said at her boyfriend. And her boyfriend was lick at her boots!!! I nearly vomit out of the grossness.

"STOP THE BSDM IN THE CAFETERIA RITE NOW!" I said.

"Why should I! I'm not a dum dum Christian like you, I'm a atheist and I do science!! Also I'm bisexual so they're!!!!" She said. AND SHE TOUCH AT HER BOYFRIEND WEINER!! I screamed.

...

...Comedy gold.
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How Ian that funny!!!! It's GROSS.
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Lol, no one does that in school that I have ever seen. Seriously, no school in America would ever do this. Ever.
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Oh. Really? Not even school in a geto?
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Even schools in Ghettos have standards, son.

...Also, is that how you see poor people? I am pretty sure Jesus would facepalm if that was so. But perhaps it is a mistake that you might of learned from the news.
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Oh. Okay, cause my mom said schools in getos are even worse, like shootings and people get pregnant outside of being married all the time.
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Those kind of things happen everywhere.
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Really? But didn't Cloumbine happen in a geto?
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:omg: Oh my, that school really IS Sodom and Gomorrah... Anything is possible. ^^; Not only does it need ministry, it seems it could also do with better school policies and some surveillance, 'cause that's seriously getting out of hand! :rofl:
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I know :(
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:O Yeah ... What's next? A Satanic ritual in the hallways, complete with a fire? Demons possessing the school-computers? Will there even be a shooting perhaps?
I'm really curious to see what'll happen in chapter 7. I trust it'll defy my imagination! ^^;
Good luck with the writing!
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I don't know either, cause I haven started yet, but I will soon acaise I don't have lots of homework, even though I need study for my final tests!! I'm really don't want to fail English!
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Nice
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Thank you :D
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No problem  
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Why do you always include Hotaru and Cat naked and making out in every chapter?
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No I don't.
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We all get that you like them. At least have the balls to admit it.
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Damn son, this is an awesome comedy piece!
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It's not supposed be funny.
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Lol, you should write more.

I was wrong before-you are absolutely brilliant. Especially when you make this kind of chapter to your story!

THIS is the kind of stuff I want to see. Because it's literally so bad, it's funny.
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How've is it funny because if it bad, it's not funny I thought. And what in specify is wrong in my new chapter?
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