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Saving Satanists chapter 1!

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Hello I'm Christian Preecher and this is the story of my time at high school. I'm going to be going to Cliff woods high school, and this is a story for you to read about me at high achoo.

So first day of school, I woke up in the morning cause my alarm clock went off and said "BEEP BEEP BEEP" at me and I jumped out of bed and I was full of energetic. I was so excited to share the Gospel of Jesus with everyone at school! I put on my clothes, which was a pair of blue pants, a shirt with a collar, a tie, and my shoe. I also make sure that my hare looked nice, and not sticking up in weird places, cause I wanted to look profession.

I went down the stairs to go eat breakfast that my mom made! She was making pancakes with blueberries inside them and also eggs and glasses of orange juice! "Good morning Chris!" She said, "are you exited for you first day at high school." I said "Good morning Mother! Yes I'm very excited to go to high school, and learn things and minister to everyone that's there!" I ate my food, and then I had to go to school, and it was only a block from my house that i lived in, so I walked.

When I was there I saw my friend from church named Craig. "Hi Craig!" I said. "Did you get your classes yet." He said "Yeah, I did. I have Physical science first period, and then I have English, and then Algebra, and then art and lunch. How about you?"

I said"I have art first period and I have English second period, and civics third and then physical science! What classes do you have after lunch? I have algebra, and then health and Gym!"

"I have health, then civic and then gym! We have English and Gym together!" Craig said with a smile! "I have to go at my class, cause I can't be late!"

"Good luck and God Blessing on you! I said as I waved goodbye. Then I went to my locker to put my lunch in it, and then I went to art class!

I got into art class, and I said" hi" to the teacher, cause it's nice to say hi to teachers! She said "Hello" and then she said "sit down, I'll give you your seating assingments later today!" With a smile on her face. She seemed really nice, and I saw the cross necklace around her neck and my heart was happy. There were other Christians here!

The classroom got full of people, but none of them was my friends! I didn't recognize at any of them! I was a little bit scared, but I knew that Jesus wanted me to be brace so I could minister at them. Then the bell rang and the teacher went to the front of the room that we were sitting there in. "Hi I'm Miss Jones and I'm your art teacher! If you do not have Art first period. Then this not your classroom." One student left the room, cause he didn't have art first period. Then she told us the rules in the class, and then gave us seating assignments. She assigned some people to sit in the front row, and then she called out the second row. "Kendall, Elise, Eric, Claudia and Christian!"

I sat in the desk in the second row, and this girl sat next to me. So this is Claudia I though. She had blond hair, and light skin. She wore a camo pants, and black boots with laces, and she wore a leather jacket, and a shirt that says "Dimmu Burger" on it. She had glasses and make up on her face, like dark eyeliner and dark lipstick. I said "hi" to her. She didn't look at me because she was drawing in her notebook. "Hey Claudia!" I said to her and she looked at me through her glasses.

"Hello," Claudia said and I noticed that she talked funny. "What is your name."

"I'm Chris!"I said. "Why is you not talking like an American, like your accent isn't American."

"I am a... what do you call it, Foren exchange Student." She said.

"Oh cool!" I said. "What county are you form?"

"I am from Sweden" she said and she set her notebook down in her desk. I looked in it, because the pages were open. Inside was a picture of a demon, and it were drawn in ink, and there were a lot of detail on it, and there were stanic symbols all over it. I was impressed by how she could draw but it was a really scary and satanic demon so I fainted. I woke up a minute later though.

"So... what do you do for fun?" I said kinda awkward, because I just fainted and maybe she asked me something when I was unconscience. And me not answering might have been rude, cause people form foreign countries have deferent manners than Americans sometimes.

"I draw." Claudia said.

"Oh cool, me too! Anything else? You like doing?" I said.

"I listen to music a lot and play video games sometimes but I mostly draw." She said.

"Oh cool!!!! I like video games like Sonic and Mario! I like to work out, and I like sports, and also I'm very religious! Do you have a region?" I said. I didn't want to say I'm Christian Right away, because I could get in trouble, but I probably wouldn't in Miss Jones art class but I still wanted to be kinda careful.

Claudia shook her head slightly and I didn't know what she meant by it because she said "Yes."

I was confused but I summed up the courage to ask her question. "Do you want to go to youth group with me! It's at my church."

She rolled her eyes, and I could see her roll her eye through her glasses. "No." she said. "I do not like church."

I said"why not?"

She groaned. "You can't tell?" The bell rang and we went to our next classes. I had English next, with Craig , and then civics with a friend from church named Rachel! She is awesome and cool but I didn't have any other classes with her though. I went to physical scents, but I didn't know ANYONE and the teacher wore a tie die shirt and sandals. AND HE HAD LONG HAIR. So I said "why are you wear a tie die shirt" and he said "why are you wearing a dress shirt and tie" and I didn't know what to say so I was quite.

And lunch happened! I ate a taco salad! And I tried to find Claudia to say hello to her, but I found another girl who looked a lots like her, but different, because dark hair. She wore a. Trench coat and she had a book open and was writing on paper. "Hi what's your name! I'm Chris!" I said,

"Go away you dum dum," she said. "I was doing a complicated calculus problem and You interrupt at me!"

"I'm sorry," I said, I looked at her page and saw her name was Sam L. "I'm so sorry Sam I didn't mean it!"

And then a dude with long hair came there. "Go away, stupid" he said. So I left. I sat with my friends Craig and Rachel and Ryan and Trevor and Amber and Mariah!

I went to algebra then, and I sat next to Claudia again! The teacher taught a lesson, and Claudia just looked at the teacher confused. "I never learned what that means," she said. "I can teach you American you need to do mat!" I said, and she said "sure why not."

Then I went to health class. My friend Mariah was in health!!!! I smiled cause I had a friend, and the teacher let us sit next to who we wanted to sit next! So I sat next Mariah and some of her other friends.

The I had gym, and guess who was there? Craig, yeas but also Claudia! I went over to her and said Hi! She looked at me awkward. "You're here again?" She said. We were all wearing gym uniforms, cause we had gym uniforms, which was navy blue shorts and white t shirts with Cliff Woods High School wrote on them in navy blue!

"Yep! What's a coincidence, that we have so many classes together!" I said smiling. She played with her glasses. Craig came there, where we were! "Chris who is this?" He said.

"Craig, this is Claudia! She's a foreign exchange student, from Sweden! Claudia. This is my friend Craig from Youth group! He's really nice!"I said.

"Hi Claudia," Craig said.

"Hello Claudia said.

And the teacher had us run 5 laps around the gym, and then we did push ups and sit ups and then school was over!

I said goodbye at my friends, and went home! I was so happy and I told my mom all about the day! Except for Sam and the long hair dude who called me names.
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GodsofWarAndRock's avatar
dimmu burger .... seriously
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S o u n d s L i k e A l o t O f H o o p l a 
Madison-Dolly's avatar
ha! fanfiction? this looks more like a description of a day in your school and how you see the long haired guys as meanies. :rofl:
thanks for the laughs kid.
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preachingthegospelHobbyist General Artist
No, that's not what it is!!! At all!!
Madison-Dolly's avatar
sounds like you. you cannot fool anyone.
why do you keep posting stuff if you get only negative comments? :lol:
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preachingthegospelHobbyist General Artist
To try and get support! And to minister! :D
Madison-Dolly's avatar
but is been 1 year and you aren't getting any of those.
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preachingthegospelHobbyist General Artist
Yeah I did!
Madison-Dolly's avatar
where then? :D
you mean your only ass kisser?
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preachingthegospelHobbyist General Artist
No I DONT KISS AT ANYONES BOTTOM.
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Madison-Dolly's avatar
*yawns* i don't feel like reading this crap now but for what labyrinthofdoom is saying you once more mention satanen and portray her in your stuff.
this is one of the main reasons we are "mean" to you Robert,you are an obsessive creeper. you describe her completely except for the name,do you think we are stupid? don't say you didn't include her in this. it is quite obvious you do.
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LightArcIndumatiHobbyist Writer
Physical scents? Do you mean Physical Science?

...Kind of weird that you portray the teacher as a stereotypical hippy and seem to have a problem with how he appears despite claiming not judge, which makes it doubly bad that you are doing this to a science teacher...which frankly, I want to see what you will do with it because I am sure that the results will be lulzy.
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preachingthegospelHobbyist General Artist
Yeah. I typod sorry!
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labyrinthofdoomStudent General Artist
This character is going to be so great... I'm pretty sure of it. :lol:
LightArcIndumati's avatar
LightArcIndumatiHobbyist Writer
Oh it is.

Apparently, he smokes weed in school with students and is an atheist, because of course and logic.
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labyrinthofdoomStudent General Artist
Oh god... :rofl:
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LightArcIndumatiHobbyist Writer
Exactly, because any high school in America totally would let a teacher be high with their students on the job and of course all scientists are stereotypical atheist douchebags.
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labyrinthofdoomStudent General Artist
Of course. This is Robby's world. :rofl:
But wait... Didn't some other science teacher save Robby when he got his face shoved into the water fountain?
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LightArcIndumatiHobbyist Writer
Ah.
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CatoniaHobbyist Traditional Artist
He's already fainted twice after seeing scary drawings >-<
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labyrinthofdoomStudent General Artist
He fainted again? I haven't gotten around to reading the second part yet.
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CatoniaHobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, and if he faints again I think I'll crease up laughing.
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labyrinthofdoomStudent General Artist
I think I will, too. :lol:
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CatoniaHobbyist Traditional Artist
Gotta ❤ the bit where he falls off his chair and faints in the classroom :lmao:
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