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Saving Satanists Chapter 4'

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I went to art class and IT WAS THE ART SHOW AFTER SCHOOL! Claudia was there, and she walked in there with her boyfriend THE FAT SATANIST. They just talked in their weird Sweden language and I didn't know what they was talking about, cause I didn't speak Sweden language!!!!!!! So I said "Claudia what are you talk about!"

She said some stuff In her native language at her boyfriend and then they laughed!!!!!! And i said "WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT." But she ignoramus at me. And I poked my face in the conversion, and said "WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT." And they looked at me, and her boyfriend, he laughed.

And Claudia said, "Hail Satan am I right!" She was wearing a black shirt, and it didn't have stuff on it, and camo pants and boots, and a trench coat. And of course her glasses, and makeup too and it was eye liner and lipstick, and founding or whatever it's called, that you put on to cover up freckles or a pimple of you have acne, I can't remember that's called.

"And I said don't hail at the devil?"

And her boyfriend said "Hail Satan" and did the (number of the beast) sign at me!!! And then he left.

And so we finished our art projects for the show the evening, after school and mine was awesome! Cause there were people on earth and it was bright and colorful! And Claudia's was cool, but it was really scary, and I tried not to faint but I accidentally fainted, but then I didn't. And then I woke up, and I gained a sense of Jesus's presence. And so I got in front the class, and delivered a sermon!

And afterwards, 4 people came up to me and asked me to teach them how to accept Jesus! Two of them were guys, one was from the football team. And the other was a band geek, I'm not try to be offense by Say that but isn't that the name of there click? And then there was a cheerleader chick, and then a girl in a burka! And they all accepted Jesus! But I was a little sad cause Claudia didn't accept him. But I at least planted seed of Jesus in her heart though! And I told those 4 people, where my church was and when youth group was! And they smiled and thanked at me!

Then the bell rang. But nothing really happened, until Physical science, when Mr Bryan didn't even show up and no sub teacher! So Kitty and Jen, and also this dude, who talked in a Mexico voice, and looked Mexican, divided to teach the classroom about M***J****!! Like we didn't already have twenty lessons about it, from Mr Bryan! I raised my hand and said!" "NO more m***j**** talk! Also stop you homosexuality!" Kitty just laughed and drew a girl on the board that had GOAT BREASTS. I gaped at her.

And then guess what!!!! ALL THREE OF THEM WAS SO HIGH ON DRUGS THAT THEY MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER! I ran out the class appalled, because they all tried get naked. And I came in the lunchroom, because lunch was soon, and I sat with my friends, but then Sam and her boyfriend showed up!!!

"What logic explanation you have for sir there, cause that's where we always sit." Sam boyfriend said.

"Cause we were here fist!" I said.

"Nuh uh you can't, cause we're Satanists that is also atheist so THEIR." Her boyfriend said. And then my friends said "we were here first so Go away." And they left.

And then after lunch when I ate turkey on a sandwich with whole wheat Brad, and then after lunch I went at math class with Claudia! "I'm so exited about the art show, what if you?" I said.

She said "yep" And I explain the lesson to her, and then health class and gym, and school was out and the art shoe! I went over to where the art show was, I looked at all the art in awe. But then some dude point at my picture, and he said "That's a dum art piece." And I was insulted at and almost cry and then I realize IT WAS THE MEXICAN DUDE FROM PSYCHIC SCIENCE. And I almost cry again. And then I saw Claudia, with her boyfriend, and they was hold hands, and she leaned her head on his blubber shoulder. And I cried, but then I though, maybe I can see her at her house and help her do math!

I text my mom and said "im go to chris house this night 2 do work" and she said "ok cool just b home 4 diner" an I said "yes mom luv u" and then I stay at the art show, until Claudia and her boyfriend left, and then I left after them. I saw Kitty and Jen make out shirtless in the halls, and they was wearing bras though so no full on naked. And then on street of her hose!

I knocked at her door, and her host mom answered at the door! "Hello Ma'am!" I said, wave my hand. "I'd like to speak to Claudia, about math!" I smiled.

"Hey Claudia, one your friends is here! He's charming, and cute too!"

Claudia came up the stairs, and I saw she was wear pentagons on her socks. Cause she wasn't wearing boots inside DUH. "What are you doing here! How do you know where I live! Go away, stupid creepy dum dum!!" She said and went downstairs, in the basement. Cause I was at ground lever.

Her host mom said "I'm sorry she react that way... I can't believe at that! I have to talk to her about that!" She shut the door gently. I went around the house though, to see if she needed math help!! I found her widow, the one that was on her room, and I looked in. SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND was there, talking in Sweden language and listen at stripper music that said Nazi stuff!! I nearly vomit on the ground.

And I ran home cause the Nazi music grossed me out.
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Are you working on chapter 5? :D
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Yep!! I only had a couple paragraph done though.
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Don't forget to make the next story will listening to My Chemical Romance.

Not because they're good, but to set the mood of the story you are telling.
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But there satanic, and make people suicide themselves!
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Lol, only if they're 2edgy4me kids who think life is hard over first world problems and thinks "no one understands them".

...Which frankly, is more their fault rather then some silly song about suicide that religious people get worked up about and think is the worst thing ever because magic satanic mind control yet are perfectly okay with Saul, the first king of Israel, killing himself in the Bible out of madness and despair and hopelessness and believe it's a deep character study.
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What are first world problems though?
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Well, they are general the kind of problems that people treat as the worst thing ever and how it's the end of the world because of, when really, it's something extremely minor that anyone with an actual problem would roll their eyes at and be like, "Really?" Such as getting a starbucks coffee that isn't what they ordered by an honest mistake or not getting something from their parents they wanted and were told no.

Typically, first world problems and the people who do talk about them as though they are so bad that it makes them 'depressed' and shows how 'unfair life is' are, to sane people, a sign of being pretentious and frankly, bawling about not getting one's way in life in a rather immature manner even though they have an insane amount of luxuries compared to people with actual problems.
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I get depressed over stuff when it's been done deliberately out of spite and I'm personally targeted, like when I got singled out and bullied mercilessly all over a doctors letter. I hate getting singled out more than other bullying
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...A doctor did that? :hug:
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What really hurt was that they didn't do it to to the ones who had doctors letters for obesity, alcohol abuse etc...
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No the doctor was very good. It was some mental health nurses that started throwing accusations and taunts.
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I wait Saul killed himself???? That cause he were possessed by demons, cause he rebelled against God!
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What? Are you ignorant of what the book you follow actually says?

Saul didn't kill himself because Satan. He basically is a guy who made a bad decision that endangered his people further down the line and didn't quite understand this and thought it was no big deal and got abandoned from God and driven mad over it and knowing he was being replaced by someone else whom he was convinced was conspiring against him repeatedly and when he was about to die, it was because an enemy his nation was fighting had pretty much won against him and his forces and he knew that they would treat a captured king very badly because they were known for that sort of thing and didn't want to be captured and tortured alive by them.
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It's awfully creepy how your character is totally stalking not-Satanen in this. :fear:
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Nuh uh, Chris us not stocking Satanen!!!
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Okay then. :lol:
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Yes he is.
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There is a theory as to why your character that is totally-not-you seems to have wild mood swings, fainting spells, and why a public school seems to be perfectly okay with orgies and smoking weed being done in the open in a public school...

I think perhaps the reason is because it's possible that their mother is secretly drugging them to make them hallucinate all sorts of crazy shit and tricking them into thinking it's actually real and that what he sees because of it is actually happening so she can brainwash him into her fanatical brand of Christianity because she is mentally insane and hears voices, which she developed from watching too much Christian media, listening to the Vigilante Christian, watching TBN and CBN 24/7, and reading too many Chick Tracts and thinking that's how Christianity and the world actually is because of them to the point that she believes she hears the voice of God and has superpowers because of it and believes that by doing so and teaching you all this shit, that she will be able to delightful-ize you into the perfect kid and the future ruler of the world in the name of Jesus. I also further speculate that she's actually possessed by the Spirit of the Anti-Christ because bad Christians shows tricked her into accepting him into her heart, claiming it was Jesus, which explains her sudden shift into hellish mental insanity and manipulation, manipulation that is so bad that not-Robbie has been completely brainwashed by her and has become rather overly attached to her and sees her as a Savior and a good teacher for him.
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That would be a cool idea for a twist at the end like in a film 😎
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Indeed. If that were so, that would make a rather interesting and intense psychological drama and a great parody piece.

Of course, it should be built up in small but very subtle ways without breaking the illusion that not-Robbie 'sees' this is happening in order to give the impression that it is and to make people think it's another bad Christian piece of media, and then the reveal would explain all the absurd logic of the world and the increasingly irrational behavior of the main character.
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I've seen quite a few horror/thriller films and read books where the twist has been hinted at in subtle ways, but they save the big bombshell until near the end.
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Ah, true...which is a good tactic.
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And...now it's devolved from a mediocre school story into everything I hate about bad writing.

Still, way better and more entertaining religious story then a Pure Flix movie.

It's literally so bad, that it's a great parody piece. 5/5 stars.
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My writing is good i thought, cause my mom said so! But what do you hate about it, so I can improve at it! :D
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