A commission for , who is 500 years old and emigrated from Crete after defeating the Minotaur. Thanks for the commission, Shepard!

Juno is trying to enjoy a week at the beach with her family, but Ya-ya is always cranky and difficult. How will Juno ditch her family and be on time to the local Bikini Babe Contest at the boardwalk?

I need to take a break to get my computer repaired, so I won't be in for several days. You can still leave notes and comments, but I won't be able to respond until my computer comes back from the store. Thanks for being awesome and I hope this story will tide you over.

The story features young-to-old AR, and AP. Sexy reading, everyone!