The dreamboats are shipwrecks in disguise.

A woman interrupts a man reading a book on a park bench. Woman: "Excuse me Sir! But I think you have my heart." Man: "Oh, is it the one with a lovely magenta hue?" Woman: "Well, it has lacerations, I'm sure that's memorable." Man: "Oh! The one with the beautiful marks." Woman: "Perhaps I have the wrong man." Man: "No, it's right here." Woman: "Thank you for keeping it safe." Man: "No worries, I saw it lying in the cold." --           Woman: "It's so warm and spirited now." -- Man: "I hope it's okay, what I did." Woman: "It is, you know what [she pauses] you may keep it." Man: "That would bring me great joy." Woman: "I found a