A woman interrupts a man reading a book on a park bench.
Woman: "Excuse me Sir! But I think you have my heart."
Man: "Oh, is it the one with a lovely magenta hue?"
Woman: "Well, it has lacerations, I'm sure that's memorable."
Man: "Oh! The one with the beautiful marks."
Woman: "Perhaps I have the wrong man."
Man: "No, it's right here."
Woman: "Thank you for keeping it safe."
Man: "No worries, I saw it lying in the cold."
Woman: "It's so warm and spirited now."
Man: "I hope it's okay, what I did."
Woman: "It is, you know what [she pauses] you may keep it."
Man: "That would bring me great joy."
Woman: "I found a