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Porphy

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Artist // Hobbyist // Digital Art
  • Isle of Man
  • Deviant for 13 years
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My Bio

"Say something about yourself," Deviant asks. "People want to know something about the person behind the art." ... "No, not that!"


Very well. Where do I begin? The details of my life are quite inconsequential. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Hide and Sneak with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, fourteen years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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Thanks tons for the thanks!

Pieskowa Skala Castle #2

Thank you for the favorite!

Thank you for adding:

Rookie Zombie Killer...second tour-09g

Rookie Zombie Killer...second tour-09g

... to your Favourites. Now you have sampled my ... :gallery: rvmp I hope you will take a leisurely stroll through it and find lots more to like and add to your DA collection.

Many thanks for the fav. You make me smile! Stay safe and healthy, my friend! :)

Many thanks! And you as well!

Thank you for the favorite! I'll be uploading daily.

have a wonderful day! :)