Going from fan to beloved spouse is one brainwashing helmet away. And what could be better than a Wonder Wife?
FIRST PICTURE Wonder Woman: "What is this!? Let me go now and I swear I'll go easy on you." Villain: "You're in no position to make demands, Wonder Woman. I'm your biggest fan and I know that your golden lasso forces you to obey whoever binds you with it. This 'hair dryer' is actually designed to brainwash whoever sits under it. Do not try to resist." Wonder Woman: (speaking as the villain turns on the machine) "I don't care how big a fan you are. I'm going to....." SECOND PICTURE Wonder Woman: (speaking) "to.....uuuuuh....." (Thinking) "Merciful Merciful! Must...obey him! Can't...resist!" Villain: "This is what you're going to do, Wonder Woman. You're going to love cooking for me and sttipping for my pleasure." THIRD PICTURE Wonder Woman: "Yes, darling. I am programmed to love cooking you dinner! What would you like?" Villain: "Nothing fancy. I was thinking of meat loaf with mash potatoes and gravy and corn on the cob." Wonder Woman: "Sounds delicious! I will start immediately! FOURTH PICTURE Villain: "Is it time for dinner?" Wonder Woman: "Yes, dear. The table is all set and your dinner is ready." Villain: "Excellent! You will now strip for my pleasure while I enjoy this wonderful meal you have prepared." Wonder Woman: "Yes, darling. I love you and I LOVE stripping for your pleasure."