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The Horror

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By Plognark   |   Watch
Published: August 14, 2009
There's a weird story behind this.

Back in 2007 or 2008 I was trying to drop a couple pounds; I'm not really heavy, just got a bit of a spare tire from a cubicle/veal pen day job and too many sedentary hobbies.

So anyway, I gave that diet stuff Alli a try, and it worked well, but I got tremendous cravings for... well, meat. Bacon, beef, chicken, cheese....everything with fats in it. My body was in meat withdrawal. You see, Alli works by blocking your body from absorbing some fats. But these fats still need to leave your body, one way or another...

So I went and bought a Baconator from Wendy's. Yeah, that's right, a fucking baconator. While I was on Alli.

...

So, I lived to tell about it, but just barely... :P
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BusoniStudent Artisan Crafter
Oh gawd...I've heard of that side effect. Never dealt with it myself, as I eat half the fat Alli even recommends. xD I know people who use it and eat like that EVERY day. Whyyyyy would they do that. 8C
stu1971's avatar
Baconators are awesome! But nothing is worse than a lard-laced fart, except maybe what happened to you ;)
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PlognarkHobbyist General Artist
It's not so much lard... more like the red grease that drips off of pepperoni pizza...
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PlognarkHobbyist General Artist
Mission accomplished! :XD:
horrorkid90's avatar
lol man that's funny. Though, sorry you had to go through that but at least it was good for us. XD
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You didn't lay any in your pants, did you?
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PlognarkHobbyist General Artist
lol...either way it's funny :D
Rybaby7's avatar
lol im sorry but that was funny. i got a good laugh about it
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PlognarkHobbyist General Artist
Well, it did make for a good story, so in a weird way it was worth it :)
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Btw, that was meant for the drawing, not your health condition.

I don't mean to insult you or anything.
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