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The Horror by Plognark The Horror by Plognark
There's a weird story behind this.

Back in 2007 or 2008 I was trying to drop a couple pounds; I'm not really heavy, just got a bit of a spare tire from a cubicle/veal pen day job and too many sedentary hobbies.

So anyway, I gave that diet stuff Alli a try, and it worked well, but I got tremendous cravings for... well, meat. Bacon, beef, chicken, cheese....everything with fats in it. My body was in meat withdrawal. You see, Alli works by blocking your body from absorbing some fats. But these fats still need to leave your body, one way or another...

So I went and bought a Baconator from Wendy's. Yeah, that's right, a fucking baconator. While I was on Alli.

...

So, I lived to tell about it, but just barely... :P
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Busoni Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh gawd...I've heard of that side effect. Never dealt with it myself, as I eat half the fat Alli even recommends. xD I know people who use it and eat like that EVERY day. Whyyyyy would they do that. 8C
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stu1971 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010
Baconators are awesome! But nothing is worse than a lard-laced fart, except maybe what happened to you ;)
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Plognark Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not so much lard... more like the red grease that drips off of pepperoni pizza...
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stu1971 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
*gag*
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Plognark Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Mission accomplished! :XD:
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horrorkid90 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010
lol man that's funny. Though, sorry you had to go through that but at least it was good for us. XD
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wiskybb64 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010
You didn't lay any in your pants, did you?
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Plognark Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol...either way it's funny :D
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Rybaby7 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009
lol im sorry but that was funny. i got a good laugh about it
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Plognark Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, it did make for a good story, so in a weird way it was worth it :)
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Rybaby7 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
lol yuppers
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snmcorepn Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
nice. =)
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snmcorepn Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
Btw, that was meant for the drawing, not your health condition.

I don't mean to insult you or anything.
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