Cartoonigans - A Cartoony Attack that defies the laws of Reality. Does 50 Damage. 10 Energy cost.
Ink Splash - An attack that shoots a stream of black ink. Does 40 Damage and additional 10 Damage each turn. 5 Energy cost.
Romero Special - A physical attack that bends the opponent facing the ceiling. Does 40 Damage and additional 20 Damage each turn. 8 Energy cost. Cost increases by 2 after each use without having to change attacks. Limit: 4
Headscissors - A physical attack that squeezes the opponent's neck with the user's legs. Does 40 Damage. 5 Energy cost. Cost increases by 1 for each use without having to change attacks. Limit: 4.