The Equine Enchanter Supreme. Master of the Mystic Arts. Doctor Stirrup Strange. Capable of bending the very primordial cosmic forces of the universe to his will, er... or something like that. You get the idea. Performs magic shows and parlor tricks in his spare time. Hey, every pony has to have a hobby, right?
I cannot help but wonder, what Benedict Cumberbatch, would think of this?