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Maud's Poetry Slam

They're all about rocks. 

Happy World Poetry Day.
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Darkvader2016's avatar
Bursting With Joy Lucy approves.

Yes Please! Raven also approves.

MLP Rainbow Dash (Snoring) Plz Rainbow Dash not so much.
WritePillar's avatar
Rainbow's reaction says it all.
eta-gamma-14's avatar
Just imagine her as a stand-up comic.

"Did you hear the one about the rock who asked out the girl of his dreams?"


"They say he couldn't be boulder."
namiichu's avatar
If I was there, I would react just like Pinkie.
HarryCreeper's avatar
I'm getting sleepy too...
SomePkmn-LovingDude's avatar
Prince Blueblood: *as he listens to Maud's rock poetry* Awww, she has such a way with words. Luna Dreamy Fangirl Icon 

Fancy Pants, Fleur Dis Lee and Trenderhoof: *glare at Blueblood with "Are you serious?!" looks*
PrincessJeannette18's avatar
Me: your boring everypony!quit boring everypony! (the simpsons reference)
ZiddersRoofurry's avatar
Stone love-
A poem by Maud Pie
(As transcribed by Zidders Roofurry)

Not just dull grey; Chrystalline.
Glinting Jade. Aquamarine.
Amythest glittering like twilight.
Starry stones lighting up the night.

On cave walls painted ancient myths.
Runestones forming sacred glyphs.
Telling stories over ages.
Some help restrain drifting pages.

Stones from earth Equestrian.
Round and round my head again.
Friends and love they are most loyal.
Faithful, solid. They make me joyful.

(Thanks for the inspiration ^_~ I love this!)
qreahound's avatar
Rainbow dash's face. Why. ;u;
ZiddersRoofurry's avatar
Poems are boring unless they're about flying or clouds or rain or something and even then it's gotta be haiku's. Those are short and don't take up NEARLY as much time as those other dumb poems like Twilight reads. I mean SHEESH! She drones on for HOURS! How is a pony supposed to get any practice in if she's spendin' all that time writing poetry?!

...OK, OK. Maybe they're not dumb but come ON! Do they need to put on a whole show? This dumb chair is chafin' my tail!
aqdrobert's avatar
Maud: "I like rocks. Rocks are cool. OK...."
IJoinedForPonies's avatar
I would have brought a pillow... lol
Blackvegetable's avatar
:iconmegatronyesplz::iconsaysplz:"Aah, would I could have that sound to lull me to sleep each night."

Me too Megsies, me too! :rofl:
karkovice1's avatar
"Rock. You are Rock. Grey. You are grey."

Everypony's all like "We've heard this all before, Maud!"; and Pinkie Pie's like "Best poem EVER!"

TheDoubleDeuced's avatar
Nopony can top that.
toxiczombiespy's avatar
you can say she is really rocking that place
TheMarkofMark's avatar
I've seen the greatest rocks of my generation destroyed by madness...
Ross42899's avatar
Maud rocks. It's all about the rocks.
tigreanpony's avatar
Yep they really are enjoying themselves huh. Nicely done I like the premise.
ThirstyBoi39's avatar
I live on a farm

We move rocks around all day

It's snowing on Mount Fuji 
Kujiiro's avatar
Holy shit that killed me. Nice.
That Harshwhinny photobomb tho.
I like Rocks a lot
They are grey, hard, dull, and cool.
My pet is a rock.
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