This is ingenious, truthfully, however, the caption 'with stinky kitty battle sent' might just discourage the average consumer from purchasing this product.
Perhaps a warning label: Product may spontaneously produce toxic emissions. Keep out of reach of children. Something along those lines.
Seriously though, I really do think this is wonderfully imaginative and highly creative. Qualities which I find highly admirable.
Kudos to you. Cheers!