If DA: origins and DA2 characters worked togetherIf Dragon age: origins and Dragon age 2 characters worked together banter
Alistair and Isabela
Alistair: what are you….?
Alistair: ok, what are you doing?
Isabela: trying to guess the colour of your underwear
Isabela: because I’m bored
Alistair: can’t you do something normal to kill boredom? Like finding shapes in the clouds or maybe hum a tune?
Isabela: or maybe you could take me behind that rock, tear off my clothes, bend me over and….
(If Alistair is unhardened and wasn't part of the threesome with Isabela)
Alistair: what? No!
Isabela: oh you’re no fun
(If Alistair is hardened and non-romanced)
Alistair: that actually does sound more fun
Isabela: race you behind the tree
(If Alistair is hardened and romanced)
Alistair: only if my love can come too
Isabela: the more the merrier
Alistair: you should really learn to use your own tent Isabela
Britcelias Journies #1 BRITCELIA'S JOURNIES # 1
Britcelia was walking on a dirt trail, on her way to Ostagar when she saw her friend looking at a tree.
Britcelia: kitty are you ok?
Kitty: yeah ( looking at the tree).
Britcelia: alright then. ( keeeps walking )
Kitty: Britcelia climb the tree for me and save the panda! ( she yelled, pointing to the tree)
Britcelia: kitty there are no pandas in this part of the world.
Kitty: save the panda!
Britcelia: ok, ok ill save the panda ( as she climbs the tree she mumbles to herself that there are no pandas in Fereldan.)
Kitty: do you see the panda?
Britcelia: no kitty, no panda here, sorry.
Britcelia: huh!( looks up to the branch above her and is greeted with a fluffy black and white face)panda!!!
(the panda spooks and slips from the branch)
Britcelia: (leaps and misses the panda by an inch) kitty catch the panda!!!
kitty: (dives for the panda and is greeted by a tiny fluffy bear hug to the face)awwwww!! i gots a panda!!
Britcelia: (falls with a thud)
Britcelia's journies BRITCELIA'S JOURNIES #2
The gate was in ruins but still partly in tact. the two friends walked threw the gate and into the ruins of the once great city. they walked to the west and saw a large tent with a mutated hound gaurding it.
Britcelia: (pets the dog and goes in)
kitty: (covers Micchies eyes and steps past the dog and in the tent)
(at a larg table in the middle of the tent)
Cullen: we'll start here (points to a spot on the map) just north of the dalish camp, then we will travle west to Redcliff.
Isabela: um lets see where dose the water come in?
Isabella: You mean i did this for apsolutly nothing, you said i get a new ship, you lieing bastard!
adreanna: (raises her hand and silences isabela) Cullen?
Cullen: yes ma'am?
Adreanna: you will make a detour going threw some type of large body of water, and my friend here will get her ship or you will be impaled and set out for bait for the darkspawn! do you understand!?
Cullen: uh (looks at isabela) uh yes Ma'am.
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