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:iconpiekto:Piekto posted a status
me: yeah but mom, there are real, innocent people on the internet
mom: but most of them are using kids as bait to lure you in and you can't trust them and--
me: why can't you just let me have friends

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TheSpidersFangs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
LITERALLY MY FUCKING MOM
like trust us enough to let us find out who they are ok
honestly running into pedophiles and creeps is more dangerous than online because well it's online and we're broke as shit so can't meet any of them lol
should we stop walking on the street???
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Piekto Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017
SERIOUSLY OMG,,
like, i get there's scary
people on the internet,
but you literally took me to a ghetto gas station 
at night while something shady was going on ssSOO--
it's just so frustrating because?? i want to share skypes with them???
but i can't because apparently to her everyone is a 60 year old man??????
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TheSpidersFangs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
meanwhile to another persons parent you're a 60 year old man LMAO
the parents don't trust us at all and it's really unfair, like don't blame the kid because of creeps online. Give your child a chance to introduce you to them and give proof that they are who they say they are.

AND EXACTLY
holy crap

I wanna be able to tell my mother and prove it but I got grounded for a year because someone randomly asked if I was single when I was 8-9.
THEN got in trouble for talking to two friends about the weather and my nan said "that's how it all starts"

yes because talking about how sunny it is outside always results in being dead, molested and thrown into a ditch
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Piekto Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017
PFFT OH MY GOD I'M CRYING
"the weather is how they get ya, kiddos"

seriously, i wanted to subtly ask my mom if i can
skype an internet friend by starting with "i know this
girl who's super sweet and drawings a lot--"
AND SHE LOST HER MIND
she went on a full blown rant on how oh no!!11!!1 they gonna get ya!1!11

i don't want my daughter talking to someone in a different country
because old people!1!!1
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TheSpidersFangs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
LMAO
she should keep a leveled mind and ask to talk to this friend or to be presented proof that they're not a pedophile
I would love to skype so many of my friends
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